Torrin: Aren't we a busy little Virgin Today?

Who: I just had to get this chapter up.

Torrin: Hm, so you are tying to get rid of me

Hiei: Good. When this is over you shall die. At my hands.

Torrin: You (scoffs) Please.

Hiei: You seem confident for not having a weapon.

Torrin: Oh trust me I'm more powerful than you think Insect.

Hiei: Fine, Onna untie that second rate demon so that I can show him the folly in his boasts with his blood.

Who: Torrin can't you at least try and be good sheesh. Like children. Violent, and amorous children. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

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(A/N. Sorry for out of characterness as always but hey happens away.)

Coed-incidence

Kurama drew another deep breath as he aimlessly walked around in search of Torrin. The school never seemed so large to him as it did at the moment. Somewhere between second period, which he shared with Ami, and the hallway Torrin got lost. Kurama cringed imagining being forced to spend four more class periods with Torrin calling him "Cousin Shuichi." Like it was the funniest inside joke.

Not that Kurama preferred being called, Princess very much either. Or Miss Minamino for that matter. His peers either thought that Torrin was his cousin, or his boyfriend, and Kurama was enjoying them thinking the latter.

"Just stay with me." The line that Kurama had told Torrin floated through his subconscious, making Kurama lower his head and sigh. For a moment Kurama even wished Torrin would put his arm over his shoulder and whisper "Princess." into his ear. Just so he would know where he was.

If he didn't have study hall that the moment he'd really be cursing Torrin.

"If I were him where would I go?" Kurama asked himself. As he past by a drinking fountain. Which stood just between two bathrooms. Kurama half looked up and noticed the ever familiar signs, that indicated which restroom was which. And as if in answer to his question it just so happened to be the girls bathroom.

"No." Said Kurama shaking his head. "He wouldn't." Said Kurama trying to convince himself that Torrin would be elsewhere. "Yes, he would." Stated the rather dejected sounding Kurama.

Kurama looked around, trying to make sure that all was clear. He placed his hand on the door and gave another quick look around before closing his eyes holding his breath and pushing the bathroom door open. To the blushing Kurama's relief there was no one in the restroom. But, much to his chagrin that meant that Torrin was elsewhere terrorizing something or someone.

Kurama forced himself to go on a most uncomfortable, search through, several more of the female restroom facilities. At one point the was nearly caught, when a young woman walked into the bathroom with a couple of her friends. Thinking quickly Kurama dashed into on of the stalls. Mentally asking himself, "Why am I doing this?" Over and over again.

The girls started to put on makeup and talk over subjects that Kurama really wasn't comfortable with listening to. Everything from periods to guys they thought were hot. His name was mentioned once or twice.

"Yeah, he's cute but I think he's gay."

"Hey I just said guys who were hot not obtainable."

Kurama felt a bit insulted and tried to drown out the girls' conversation, by reading some of the things written on the bathroom walls. Some of the things written there seemed worse than what some of the young men would write.

Messages that said: Crystal and Toma 4 ever, I heart Gorge. No bitch he's mine, Guy's I'd like to kiss. The word kiss was scrateced off and replaced with the word "Fuck." Kurama noticed his name appeared a couple of times, and he began to feel embarrassed like he'd seen something he shouldn't have seen.

"Those who write on bathroom wall." Said Kurama softly with a rather nervous smile. (A/N. Those who write on bathroom walls roll shit into little balls. And Those who read this words of wit. Eat those little balls of shit. I read that on a bathroom wall.)

Kurama realized that he could no longer hear the girls talking he took this chance to make a break for it. Least he be scarred by all the things he'd learned that day. Unlocking the stall and pushing it open Kurama intended to slink out undetected. Only he found himself face to face with three young women.

Kurama gave a rather dry cough, and smiled nervously. As the girls just kind of looked at him wide eyed and totally dumbfounded.

"Uh, it's my brothers uniform." Said Kurama looking down at his uniform. He began to blush and looked even more uncomfortable. Giving a nervous chuckle Kurama raced out of the bathroom, as the three girls started to scream.

Kurama got just down the hall, breathing hard and still glowing with embarrassment. "Why on earth would anyone need to stay in a bathroom that long?" Kurama asked himself slightly out of sheer agitation. Taking a deep breath Kurama pressed his back to the wall and raked his hand through his hair.

"At least they won't think you're gay."

Kurama looked off in irritation ignoring the mocking sound of the voice in his head. All that and he still had no idea where Torrin was.

The sound of laughter, and a very familiar voice going down the hall, made Kurama cut his pity party short. When Kurama looked just a short ways down the hall he saw none other than Torrin once again trying to make nice with one the girls in the school. The girl was in the middle of nodding and shaking her head.

Kurama felt just a bit angry, in fact he was downright, bordering the line of pissed. Not so much at Torrin, but at the circumstance. After all that. He found Torrin, rather innocently flirting in the hallways.

The girl giggled again, and Kurama let go of the anger he was feeling by taking in a deep breath. It was pretty funny yo him that someone as depraved as Torrin was at times. Could even pretend to be charming. Or maybe he was just pretending to be a creep. Either way Kurama was pretty shocked to see that Torrin was behaving himself for the most part.

"Ravencroth." Said Kurama rather quietly, as Torrin and the girl walked by him. Torrin turned around, a little surprised to hear his name. He noticed Kurama standing just behind him with his back pressed against the locker, looking causal and slightly disappointed at the same time.

"Pr… Cousin Shuichi." Said Torrin with a light smile. He Turned toward the girl he'd talking with but she was gone. "So close." Said Torrin turning around to look at Kurama. "Hello Princess, long time no see."

"Yes, could you answer one question?" Inquired Kurama, doing his best to leash his anger.

"Oh Princess she meant nothing to me. You're the onna for me."

"I wasn't." Kurama said in a hatefully low voice. He took in a deep breath. "I wasn't going to ask you about that, and for the last time I'm a guy." Torrin just looked at Kurama folding his arms over his chest. "I want to know why you do this, Torrin?"

"Do what what do you mean, Princess?"

Kurama took in a deep breath he wanted to scream "Stop calling me that." But he figured even if Torrin were to accept the fact that he wasn't a girl he'd still end up calling him Princess. "I want to know why you delight in making things so hard on everyone?" Stated Kurama. He noticed Torrin had started walk away. Kurama quickly put his arm on Torrin's shoulder to stop him. "Do you have some sort of wish to be caught?"

"Why of course not Princess." said Torrin he turned around and smiled. "I just have a very bold sense of adventure."

Kurama rolled his eyes herded Torrin off. Dispite Torrin's nature he pretty much stayed in line the rest of the day, except for when he tried to con Kurama into going into the girls locker room.

"Come on Princess. Then you can tell me everything you saw."

"Torrin I'm not allowed it the girl locker room."

"What did you do that to not be allowed in the room with the other onnas?"
"Because I was born a male." Said Kurama in a rather point blank matter.

"I see." Said Torrin in a almost intuitive way, cupping his chin in his hand. "And you're mother was alright with the operation."

"What?" Said the flabbergasted Kurama. His eye twitched slightly. Kurama shook his head wildly. "I never. No." said Kurama having trouble just articulating his words.

Torrin then laughed. "Oh I get it very nice joke Princess you had me scared for a moment there. I should've known you were always an onna. I know you're deciding to become a man, but do you think that I you could sleep with me before you do that"

"Your logic is a bit confused."

The school day ended, and Kurama seemed most irritable as he'd lead Torrin back to Genkai's. His hands were shaking, and his face was red, completely flushed by his embarrassment. Kurama glared at Torrin, and Torrin gave a soft chuckle.

"Alright Princess I'm sorry." Said Torrin, feigning regret. Kurama just pushed the door to Genkai's temple open Torrin followed closely behind." Look if I'd known someone was coming I wouldn't have done that.

Kurama winced. "You shouldn't have done it at all."

"I guess this means that you won't let me join you and you family for dinner" Kurama gave Torrin a sidelong glare and shook his head. "Come on Princess I was invited I don't want to break you dear mothers heart by turning down her invitation.

"She'll live. I'll just tell her you were unable to make it."

Torrin gave a fake gasp. "So you're going to lie to that completely delicious mother of yours. Kurama's eye twitched a bit as Torrin struck a nerve. "For shame Princess, For shame."

Kurama looked at Torrin, with the most angry look that Torrin had ever seen adorn Kurama's usually undistinguished face. "Trust me Ravencoth, you continue to behave as you are and those words will become truer than you could ever imagine."

Torrin took in a deep breath. "You seen rather tense, Princess." Cooed Torrin, he looked Kurama over rather sympathetically. Kurama had his hands balled into tight little fists and was slightly quacking from the pent up anger that he wanted to express. Some how Torrin was starting to eat way at him like a flesh eating parasite.

Kurama felt hands on his shoulders. He turned his head to see Torrin give him a rather wayward smile. Kurama took in another shallow breath, and narrowed his eyes at Torrin.

"Here, let me help you relax." Said Torrin in a very low voice, his smile became softer, but Kurama didn't feel like playing this particular game with Torrin.

"Don't touch me." Growled Kurama darkly, then before Torrin could even make a movement edgewise, his back was slammed into the wall. Kurama had his forearm pressing firmly into Torrin's neck. Kurama glared hatefully into Torrin's eyes showing him that he could be a force to be reckoned with.

Unfortunately, Torrin being either completely fearless or extremely foolish did not display any type of fear. In fact he only smiled. "Princess, I knew you couldn't keep you hands off me." Said Torrin in a gentle, sultry voice. He then leaned forward to place a feather light kiss upon Kurama's cheek.

Kurama made a shocked sound that sounded like a very soft little cough. He stumbled backward a bit, the look that was etched on his face showed confusion, anger, and utter disbelief. In other words Kurama was completely speechless, he just stood there mouth slightly open eyes wide, trying to rationalize what just happened.

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Who: Okay, Kurama's angry and Torrin just kissed him. I think Kurama needs a nice long break from Torrin defiantly.

Torrin: (laughing hysterically) That Virgin was so perfect.

Who: Right Review please.