Who: Wow there are quite a few people that want your head Torrin.
Torrin: Should I be worried?
Who: Well my advice is don't walk around by yourself late at night.
Torrin: Do you actually think that a few weak onnas, are going to scare.
Who: Maybe not a few but a few hundred, and they're not all girls.
Torrin: Lets just respond to your reviews Virgin.
Torrin: (scoffs) That Youko/Kurama's Rose onna doesn't seem very compassionate to me.
Hiei: That's because it's you.
Who: Kitsune Kit Castration, is a bit, um much. I think. Then again this is Torrin.
Torrin: I still don't see how the Princess is a boy. Unless.
Who: In the words of animefreak102, "Why are you like that Torrin?"
Torrin: Kitsune-Kokudo28, I kinda think the real question is how you got a video of the Princess in the shower in the first place?
Who: Torrin!
Torrin: I believe this Clojahken, onna is my favorite, she has wonderful taste.
Hiei: She's the bigest baka I've ever known if she likes you (looks at Torrin).
Torrin: trunksgirl85, I will inform you now that I am not Bi, seeing as the Princess is an onna I do not see how that is possible.
Who: Why don't you believe that Kurama's a guy. I mean why else does everyone else think he's a guy.
Torrin: Mind control.
Who: (groans) Phoenix 3:16 thank you for the advice. (To herself) grab, twist, and pull. (looks at Torrin) uh (shakes head) I really couldn't bring myself to going anywhere near that part of his anatomy. (nervous laugh) Hakudoshi-chan. I kinda don't want to torture Kurama like that. In fact if he dressed up like a girl. Torrin would just be worse.
Torrin: The Princess should wear more feminine clothes.
Who: (thinks of Kurama in a skirt) Does he have nice legs?
Hiei: Baka.
Torrin: Hm, well I enjoyed the idea of Hoshi, but I'd like to change that weapon, into a bed or the floor would be fine I'm not choosy.
Who: Torrin! Don't you want to live through this experience?
Torrin: Whatever do you mean Virgin?
Who: I guarantee that if you keep pissing off the readers. Um, they'll kill you for sure.
Torrin: I love it when you worry about me Virgin. Nite Nite, interesting name, another fan, how nice, an affectionate nickname. I really don't mind it because it came from such a sweet onna. (smiles) Perhaps, beautiful too.
Who: (looks at Torrin) What happened to Clojahken.
Torrin: I haven't forgotten her.
Who: (shakes head) Nite Nite, I think that Torrin may have already blown his chance of being on Youko's good side. I really do.
Torrin: That's a rather elaborate plan for my demise Kandy Kane Kitsune, but I assure you I'm not going anywhere.
Hiei: Hn, I don't see how you can stay so confident that you will survive after this is over. (glares at Who) You either.
Who: (chuckles nervously)
Torrin: How sad. My precious fireneko, was a tease. If you'd give me a bit of time I'm sure I could change your mind about the insect and myself.
Who: So far I've counted what ten people that want you dead. Twelve with the addition of Demon Seed and Hybrid Daemon.
Torrin: They want you to finish so that I'd leave. I plan to stay until I'm bored with her. I won't be leaving any sooner
Who: (shudders) Okay Torrin you have to believe that Kurama's a guy now. His big sister even said so.
Torrin: (Yawn)
Who: (angrily) Mind Control?
Torrin: (Nods.)
Who: (Shakes head and sighs) What am I gonna do with you Torrin?
Torrin: I could think of a few things.
Hiei: As could I.
Who: (sigh) andromedacblack all I can say is a lot of people want him dead. And, I really see that number growing soon. (sigh) I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. And since Torrin owns me I can't kill him. Not without his permission anyway. The moral of that story is, never sign a contract unless you read the fine print even if you are being held at knife point.
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(A/N. Sorry for out of characterness.)
Last Nerve
Kurama looked towards Torrin, apparent surprise etched on his face. Torrin moved forward a bit putting his hand around his neck for a moment, and giving his neck a soft rub, before putting his hand back at his side. Kurama at the moment just seemed lost, devastated surprised, and filled with, a swelling rage that he had no hope of controlling.
"Princess why do you look so surprised?" Inquired Torrin, slightly cocking his head to the side. "Alright." Torrin nodded a bit. "I'll admit that was a bit forward of me." Said Torrin, as he indicated to himself by placing his hand on his chest, just below his neck. "Forgive me for that." Said Torrin with a soft smile. Kurama didn't respond. "Princess?" Said Torrin, reaching his hand out in an effort to caress Kurama's cheek.
Kurama, finally gaining some form of movement, quickly grabbed Torrin's wrist and held it rather tightly for a moment before twisting it roughly. Out of sheer pain, and a little bit of surprise Torrin slipped down to his knees. That's when Kurama let go of Torrin's hand. Somehow Torrin still managed to give one of his dark little chuckles. Holding his wrist in his other hand and rubbing it, Torrin looked up toward Kurama with marked amusement.
Kurama, in one sudden, and very fluid movement, ran his hand through his long red hand and quickly procured a rose. Torrin raised his eyebrow, and looked quizzically at Kurama, wondering what he intended to do. It wasn't long before he received his answer.
Torrin was unable to trace Kurama's movements, but within seconds found his neck being crushed by a long green cord that he traced back to Kurama's hand. Without so much as a warning Torrin could feel the passages of air constricting, as they were being forced closed. Instinctively Torrin's hands flew to the foreign object that was causing him such duress. Torrin's finger wriggled as far as they could between, his neck and the cord that was chocking him.
Kurama stood over Torrin, a dark and hateful look washed over his face. There seemed to be a veil of anger covering his eyes. Making him look detached, as all signs of compassion drained from the red head's face. Kurama watch dispassionately, as Torrin writhed under the strain of being asphyxiated.
Torrin struggled to breath, sinking lower to the ground trying to hold off the threatening cord that wrapped itself even tighter around his neck. Kurama continued to look at Torrin, most unaffected, with a quick flip of his wrist, his rose whip, Torrin breathing capabilities were further restricted.
Even with the wind passages in his neck being constricted, and the threat of death being so tangible, Torrin still managed to chock out the word feisty. Torrin gave a weak devious smile, even as his head felt like it was beginning to swell. Torrin could feel the fingers he'd jammed between the whip and his in an effort to keep from suffocating, press closer to his neck.
"It is time you learned your place, I will no longer digest your behavior. For I am not the patient type." Came Kurama voice only it sounded deeper, harsher, more dangerous, and completely callous. Torrin didn't actually hear the threat as he was so close to passing out the room just grew darker around him. "Nothing will keep you from my wrath. You have crossed me for the final time."
Perhaps they could hear the struggle, or maybe it was because they were worried that the ever punctual Kurama was late. The main point; however, is that Yusuke, Hiei and Kuwabara raced into the room where the struggle was taking place. Three pairs of eyes fell on the rather unexpected sight of Kurama with his rose whip twisted about Torrin's neck. What caught the three boys most by surprise was the cold dark hatful look on Kurama's face. He doesn't even seem like "Kurama" anymore.
Yusuke's first instinct was to race up and pull Kurama back, but his feet wouldn't allow him to move so he and the other just stood and watched rather dumbly. Kurama, noticing the others had entered to room, turned just slightly letting the others catch a glimpse of his golden eyes, that were filled with anger that really seems to be jumping from his body like sparks.
"Kurama?" Said Yusuke finally, with a certain hint of hesitance in his voice. "Ya gotta stop, you can't kill him." Yusuke's voice was a little shaky and filled with uncertainty, but he hoped he'd broken through to his friend before he did something he'd regret. Kurama did indeed hear the red head turned and looked Yusuke and the others then back at Torrin. " He's not worth it." Continued Yusuke, true he wanted Torrin dead, and he knew Torrin was getting what he deserved, he just didn't want someone getting in trouble for killing a creep like Torrin.
Kurama's golden eyes narrowed and looked angrily at Torrin. Kurama tightened the whip around Torrins neck for a moment before the gold faded from his eyes, and the brilliant green replaced it. Kurama quickly loosed Torrin's neck from it's restraint, the rose whip turning back into the humble little rose it started off as. Kurama moved back a little overwhelmed by what his former intentions had been. Slinking down a bit Kurama, let himself try to recover, as he felt a bit drained.
Torrin, fell to his hands and knees and, began coughing and gasping for air, once he neck was free. Torrin hadn't noticed anyone enter the room as he'd been to dazed by the lack of oxyen, and the pain of strangulation.
"I really wish you had told me you liked it rough." coughed Torrin, once he'd recovered enough to form words. "I would've braced myself. Well at least I don't bruise too easily." Torrin coughed a few more times and looked up. Only to find himself staring at the very pissed off looking Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara. Each wore a scowl, and had his arms folded over his chest.
Torrin gave a sheepish smile and coughed again. "Back to the room?" Said Torrin rather disappointedly looking up at the others. Yusuke, who stood just in front of Hiei and Kuwabara, nodded his head and gave Torrin a rather menacing look. "I'm going, I'm going." Said Torrin, as he slowly stood up. "If you'll allow warden, I'd like to escort myself." Said Torrin and with that he left the room. Giving Kurama a casual wave, that made Kurama tense up, the restraining the urge to lunge at Torrin and just start throttling him. If the others hadn't come into the room when they did he would've had Torrin's blood on his hands.
Yusuke turned to look at Kurama. "Hey Kurama, you alright?" Said Yusuke making note of his friends frazzled looking demeanor.
Kurama gave a soft nod. "I had no idea, how easily I could lose control." Said Kurama in a soft rather concerned voice. The red head looked over to the doorway that Torrin had only recently walked through.
"Hey don't worry about it, he's gotten on all of our nerves at least once." Said Yusuke, holding up his index finger in reference to the number.
Kurama nodded he knew that that fact was indeed true. Still he didn't want to be the one responsible for killing Torrin at least, not as long as he and the other were supposed to be protecting him.
"Perhaps you will feel up to watching Torrin tonight, Yusuke." Said Kurama softly looking toward the boy. "I do not want to test anything, I fear I again might lose myself and cause Torrin some harm."
"Which wouldn't be bad if we didn't need the guy's help." Said Yusuke, when he looked Toward Kurama he notice the pleading look in the boys eyes.
"Seriously Yusuke."
"Yeah, Sure no problem." Said Yusuke looking rather compassionately at the red head. Kurama took in a deep breath and exhaled loudly, in a effort to cleanse his frustration.
"Well I will take my leave of you then." Said Kurama finally feeling calmer. "Good luck with Torrin." With that Kurama left.
Yusuke smiled and nodded as his friend took his leave. Once Kurama had gone Yusuke turned around and looked at Kuwabara. "Hey Kuwabara watch Torrin tonight. Will ya?" Instantly the tall, carrot top, became very apprehensive.
"What!?! Why me, Urameshi!?! I don't want to baby-sit that creep." Whined Kuwabara.
"Oh, come on Kuwabara it's for a good cause. Besides it's just for one night."
"Nuh, uh." Said Kuwabara shaking his head. "If it's so noble then, why don't you do it Urameshi?"
"I can't I have a date with Keiko tonight. And there's no way I'm gonna let him tag along." Said Yusuke rubbing his cheek in the memory of the rather painful smack it had received, on account of Torrin, just the other day.
"I don't wanna do it!" Said Kuwabara.
"Well, you have to."
"Says who?"
"Says me." Said Yusuke rather loudly, pointing at himself with his thumb.
"Why do I have to listen to you?" Said Kuwabara, as he turned away from Yusuke and wrapped his arms around himself in an apprehensive manner.
"Cause." Said Yusuke smugly. "I'm the leader."
"Ha, Since when?"
"Since forever. I'm the leader and you're the dorky sidekick, that likes to follow me around, and get in the way."
"Nuh uh, if anything I should be the leader, cause I'm a lot braver than you and I got more guts."
"Well you have to have a brain larger than a peanut in order to be the leader." Said Yusuke.
"Are you calling me stupid?" Said Kuwabara turning around and glaring down toward the spirit detective.
"If the shoe fits." Kuwabara balled up his fist in a rage.
"I am not stupid."
"Right." Said Yusuke sarcastically. Before too long the two boys were fighting with one another. Punches flying here and there, as the two teens pummeled each other with a great deal of ferocity. Still shouting out insult as they did.
Finally growing tired, of the idiotic arguing of Yusuke and Kuwabara, which by now was so off topic the two boys wouldn't remember what they started fighting about in the first place. Hiei let out a low, yet loud attention grabbing groan. Yusuke and Kuwabara stopped manhandling each other and looked toward Hiei.
"Hey what's your problem, shorty?" Said Kuwabara in a mocking tone. Yusuke shut up Kuwabara with a rather cheep shot to the back of his head.
"Yeah, Hiei what's up?" Said Yusuke.
"In all that time you wasted detective," Started Hiei rather snidely. "did either of you two bakas find out what we'd be doing with that second rate demon."
"That was a cheep shot Urameshi." Said Kuwabara rubbing his head. Yusuke gave rough little nudge in the stomach in an effort to quiet him. Kuwabara rubbed his stomach but didn't say a word.
"No you got any bright ideas." Said Yusuke, rather defensively.
"Hey, why don't we just let the shrimp watch him?" Suggested Kuwabara.
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Who: I know I know it was short, but I had a rough day so give me a break. Hm, now the tough question is who the heck Torrin will be torturing next. Who out our three not so lucky contestants will spend the night with Torrin.
Hiei: If you are wise it will not be me onna, or else.
Who: But, what if that's what happens.
Hiei: (darkly) It won't
Who: (gulp)
Torrin: Review for my Virgin. (looks on as Hiei continues to threaten Who) You know I'd help you if I weren't restrained Virgin.