Who: Back with another chapter.
Hiei: Respond to your insipid review onna.
Who: (laughs weakly) Okay well uh, Hakudoshi-chan what do you mean check under the hood?
Torrin: Isn't it obvious, Virgin?
Who: Not, exactly but if you know, then I don't want to. Thank you Komodo Dragon, thanks for the complement, yeah it's hard to believe but Torrin's life holds some relevance, as would his death.
Torrin: Nite Nite kinky hmm. Then there's Clojahken, both exquisite onnas in my opinion.
Hiei: (rolls eyes) How a second rate demon like you can get anyone to like you boggles the mind
Torrin: Jealous?
Hiei: Hn, not hardly.
Who: I'm just trying to get over the fact Torrin has a stalker. That doesn't want him dead that is.
Torrin: (shudders) Kurama's loving wife, do you really hate me that much.
Who: I'm surprised no one suggested Karasu.
Torrin: (shudders again)
Who: YYH-Yu-Yu-Hakusho-Fan/Hiei=hot I really can't kill him in the middle of the story.
Torrin: Demon Seed sick-sexual-predator-freak? I doubt I'm that bad.
Who: Sometimes Torrin. I mean why do you think your still tied up?
Torrin: You wouldn't throw knives at me now would you Virgin.
Hiei: I'd be more than happy to.
Who: Me? Write a book? I'm flattered that you think I could shishi's-lover.
Torrin: That modesty of yours Virgin it's very… endearing. Decapitate. Me? Why would you want that to happen to me Solaris. I do believe I agree with Foxglove cute guys needn't be decapitated.
Hiei: Cute? (scoffs) Irritating
Torrin: You find me handsome don't you Virgin.
Who: LadyAli-07, Torrin can be nice when he really wants to be, but I think he get's a kick out of pissing people off. But most time he's (looks toward Torrin) Tolerable.
Torrin: Virgin, you're avoiding the question. Hm? trunksgirl85, perhaps I should speak with the adorable maiden with the sea green hair.
Hiei: (glares at Torrin)
Who: Kill Torrin Mafia? (looks at Torrin) I fear for your health Torrin.
Torrin: I compliment that Kuga onna for being considerate of my life. Ryuugitsune, I doubt that a porcupine could ever be cuddly.
Who: Don't evoke that wrath of the reader.
Torrin: sailor-z-360 the spawn of evil. Really? I'm not that bad. Neutered? (looks shocked) That's a bit excessive.
Hiei: I would do the honors. (reaches for Katana)
Who: Hey someone actually wants you to watch Torrin, Hiei Kristy says you should.
Hiei: That won't happen onna. (still holding katana) I believe we've established that already.
Who: (nervously) Right. KumiHatari, Kuwabara, yes I suppose that could work. (thinks) I see trouble in where ever Torrin would end up.
Torrin: It's not as if what I did to the Princess was all that terrible, I know the onna belongs to the insect but, the Princess is lovely.
Who: I swear Kurama's a guy Torrin. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Torrin: Virgin will you ever answer the question?
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(A/N. as always Who is apologizing for out of characterness. If any occurs. Hopefully it's not too noticeable.)
Tutor
"Hey, why don't we just let the shrimp watch him?" Suggested Kuwabara.
Hiei turned to Kuwabara and glared, just to show his adversity to the suggestion made by Kuwabara.
"Yeah, hey you can watch him, Hiei." Said Yusuke rather mockingly.
"Yes, then I can kill him as he sleeps." Said Hiei rather callously.
"You won't do that."
"What makes you so certain, Detective?" Said Hiei folding his arms over his chest, and slightly glaring in Yusuke's general direction. "If there is one wish I am willing to grant, it would be that second rate demon's death wish." Yusuke and Kuwabara just looked at Hiei.
Rolling his eyes Hiei began to speak again. "Besides I sleep in a tree." Hiei's voice sounded somewhat cynical as he reiterated the comment made about him sometime ago. He never would've guessed a comment that had made him so angry before would actually be useful in his defense.
Yusuke's eyes traveled back toward the carrot top. "But he can't stay with me." Said Kuwabara, sounding all the more defensive. "I don't want him anywhere near my cat, and what if he hits on my sister?" Said Kuwabara looking rather sick just being forced to have to think of that idea.
"She's a big girl, I'm sure she can take care of herself." Said Yusuke. "Besides I can't bring him on a date with Keiko."
"I don't want to have to worry about him picking on my sister. You don't have a sister to worry about like I do, short stuff." Said Kuwabara in a slightly pleading tone. Yusuke kind of chuckled at that particular statement, and Hiei shot a glare his way. Seeing the glare Yusuke quickly stifled his laughter. Kuwabara watched the actions of Yusuke and Hiei, with marked confusion. "Hey? Uh, did I miss somefin' here." Said Kuwabara.
"Oh no, nothing at all." Said Yusuke sounding as if he were ready to start cracking up again. Kuwabara looked at the boy, skeptically, and rolled his eyes unsatisfied with his friend answer, but not curious to pursue any further information.
The three boys continued to mill over just who would be taking care of Torrin for the night.
"Hey I got a idea." Said Kuwabara.
"Hn, that's hard to believe. I doubt it's any good."
"Hey! My idea happens to be plenty good. Thank you very much." Said Kuwabara.
"Well?"
"I say we play Janken, and the loser has to watch him." Kuwabara smiled widely, with a slightly secretive look in his eyes. Kuwabara rang his hands excitedly.
"I'd rather not have that foolish ningen game, determine who will be stuck watching over that annoying second rate demon." Said Hiei.
"What? But we hafta, I always win at Janken." Whined Kuwabara.
"I'd rather not play a game that gives you an unfair advantage."
"Huh, I don't have an unfair advantage at it."
"If you never lose, then I would say you do, baka." Said Hiei once again evoking Kuwabara's anger. Kuwabara glared downward at Hiei. But, Hiei just looked off rather unaffectedly.
"Okay." Said Yusuke trying to come up with a solution. "I say we draw straws." " Fine, as long as you aren't the one holding them." Said Hiei.
Yusuke feeling a little embarrassed as if he'd been caught with his pants down, laughed nervously. "Of course not, we could get Yukina to do it." Said Yusuke still feeling embarrassed, mainly because his plan to cheat Kuwabara and Hiei fell through.
"Hn."
"I still think we should play Janken."
Torrin had become sidetracked on the way to the room which he referred to as his cell. Not that he ever truly had any intentions of going into the room. At the moment he was innocently chatting up Yukina, while sipping away at a cup of tea that she had given to him.
"You know you are a most amazing, and beautiful maiden." Said Torrin smiling down toward Yukina. Yukina gave Torrin an innocent heartfelt smile.
"Thank you Torrin." said Yukina she leaned down over the cups of tea, which she'd been planning on bring to the others that is until Torrin started holding her up.
Torrin's smile grew wider, perhaps we should take the time to get to know on another better. I'm very interested in finding out all that I can abou…" Said Torrin as his words were halted, with the arrival, of Yusuke and the other.
"Did you get lost on your way to your room." Said Yusuke sounding rather angry. Yusuke's eyes narrowed as he looked at Torrin and folded his arms over his chest.
"No, I was just helping the sweet maiden, Yukina, prepare tea for everyone." Said Torrin smiling down toward Yukina. Hiei, eyes narrowed as he shot a hatefully scowl in Torrin's direction.
Kuwabara left Yusuke's side to step in between, Yukina, and Torrin. Putting distance between Torrin and the girl. Kuwabara quickly turned and looked down toward Yukina.
"Don't worry Yukina my sweet darling." Said Kuwabara he gently took her hands in his. "I won't let that jerk harass you anymore. Yukina just looked up at Kuwabara somewhat confused. Kuwabara finally released Yukina's hands and turned to Torrin. Kuwabara looked down at Torrin tried his best to seem very menacing. "I don't want you messing with my dear Yukina anymore you…"
"Actually Kuzuma." Said Yukina sweetly from behind the tall oafish boy. "Torrin has been very sweet, and doesn't bother me." Said Yukina Kuwabara turned around and looked rather sickly for a moment, then he turned back to Torrin.
Torrin shoot a mocking little smile. "My intentions are completely pure I assure you." Said Torrin, his voice overflowing with feigned innocence.
"Do you really expect any of us to believe that?" Said Hiei drawing Torrin's eyes toward him. Torrin slightly shrugged.
"Regardless what you think." Said Torrin, Hiei awaited Torrin to call him insect, just so Torrin would give him a reason to slice him in two. "The sweet and fair maiden Yukina knows that I am decent, and charming."
"Right." Said Yusuke in a dry and snide tone.
"Dear sweet, Yukina have you found my behavior at all troublesome?" Yukina shook her head.
"Torrin is really very nice."
"See." Said Torrin he walked around Kuwabara and stood next to Yukina placing his arm around her shoulder, Torrin gave the girl a chummy little squeeze. Kuwabara's jaw slipped down to the floor.
"Hey!! You can't touch her Yukina's my girl." Said Kuwabara angrily once he was able to set his jaw back in place. Kuwabara stomped over to Torrin, and tore him away from Yukina, then, kuwabara held Torrin by the front of his shirt, and glared into Torrin's face.
"As far as I'm concerned neither of you can have her." Said Hiei he was now standing in between Yukina, and the two quarrelling young men. Yusuke sensing that something interesting was about to happen couldn't help but look upon the scene that was playing out in amusement.
Torrin heaved a rather heavy sigh, as he pulled himself from Kuwabara weakened grip. "Et tu insect, you certainly are greedy when it comes to the onnas." Hiei glared at Torrin. "Since the Princess is so obviously enamored with you. I'll leave the Princess to you." Said Torrin.
Hiei's eye twitched with anger, as he was apparently angry with that particular ultimatum set by Torrin.
"Yukina doesn't even like you, she loves me and we are bond together by our love." Said Kuwabara.
"Baka." Said Hiei as he looked over toward Kuwabara, but he quickly returned his gaze back toward Torrin.
"You misunderstand, I don't want her forever, I'd be happy with just one night." Said Torrin his eyes wondered over Yukina's form. Yusuke, was on the verge of cracking up, he let a little snort slip as he listened tearing up as he did.
"My sweet Yukina, would never do anything like that with you." Said Kuwabara defensively.
"Oh really?" Said Torrin taking Kuwabara's words as a personal challenge. "It's all in the way that you ask them." Said Torrin. Yukina, had been standing watching the boys argue back and forth, although she wasn't extremely certain what about. Torrin broke away from the group and walked over to Yukina. Hiei somewhat growled as Torrin passed him. Torrin gently lifted one of Yukina's hand and held it sandwiched between his own.
Yusuke ceased his laughing and looked on rather intrigued his eyebrow was raised and everything. Kuwabara look at Torrin action's with marked curiosity, and abject horror. And Hiei, well he just looked plain old pissed. As he just wanted to go a rip Yukina's hands out of Torrin's grip.
Torrin took a moment to choose his words, when he seemed happy with what he was going to say he looked down at Yukina, and smiled sweetly. "Fair maid how would you feel about making love?"
Kuwabara was completely bowled over by the forwardness of Torrin's question. Silence washed over the room as shock set in. Yusuke gave a rather nervous chuckle. Hiei finally finding his bearings was completely livid. He quickly snatched Torrin away from Yukina, and held him in the same fashion Kuwabara had earlier, only now Torrin was looking down at an angry face.
"What did you ask her you, second rate demon?" Growled Hiei, he'd heard Torrin's words perfectly, but he needed to make sure.
"I'd like to make love." Said Yukina sweetly. As she looked toward Hiei and Torrin. Hiei grip fell away from Torrin shirt, and he just looked at Yukina rather dumbly. Torrin fixed up his shirt and wore a rather smug smile. Kuwabara fell to the floor looking utterly crushed, balling up into a fetal position the boy began sucking his thumb.
Yusuke looked from Torrin to Yukina then back again. Since no one else seemed to be able speak at the moment Yusuke voices his thoughts. "Do, you even know what his talking about?" Said Yusuke giving a rather astonished look in Yukina's direction. The girl nodded. "And you want to?" Said Yusuke.
"Love is that thing that Kazuma is always talking about, it seems so nice. I'd love to be able to make it." Said Yukina in her sweet innocence as a sweet little smile shined on her face. Yusuke slightly nodded a little confused by the innocence in Yukina's reasoning. "But how do you do it?" Asked Yukina looking up hopefully toward Torrin.
Torrin chuckled and a devious little smile drifted across his face. "I'd be more than happy to show you."
Hiei icy gaze fell on to Torrin. "You won't be showing her anything." Said Hiei in a cold voice that seemed sinisterly low.
Torrin looked at Hiei and gave a soft chuckle. "Oh come now insect, surely you don't want to keep the beautiful maid Yukina, from a lesson she is so willing to learn."
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Who: Sleepy now, how will Hiei react? Will the guys ever get to draw straws? And I seriously need to know who is going to be taking care of Torrin. Yusuke, Kuwabara, or Hiei. I feel sorry for whoever gets stuck with him.
Hiei: If you make me have to deal with that second rate demon onna…
Torrin: The insect needs anger management. Review for my Virgin she works hard.