Legendary Bloopers Goes Cel-Shaded
Chapter 2: Theft!
OUTSET ISLAND
Aryll: OYYYYYY!!!! OYYYYY!!!! Oops, I mean, BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!
Link: (wakes up suddenly, sweating) Waah? Eek! I had the most terrible dream I looked like a cartoon and had black eyebrows that clashed with my blond hair! Eek! IT'S TRUEE! (runs around the lookout tower thingie and nearly falls over)
Aryll: (panting) Link… big brother… Grammy says to come to the house. Wait, that's not my line. (ponders) Oh, right. Big brother, what day is today?
Link: MY BIRTHDAY, MORON!!! (throws a temper tantrum) HOW COULD YOU FORGET!!!!??
Aryll: (cowering) (holds out telescope, trembling) Here…
Link: (snatches it from her hand) Gee, thanks!! (looks into sky) EEP! AN UGLY BIRD!
Aryll: Hey, it's got something!
Link: shut up, you. (points) Hey! It's got something!
Aryll: (rolls eyes)
Link: Cannon fire… oh! A pirate ship!! COOOOOLLL!!!
Aryll: Can we go to the house now?
Link: I said SHUT UP!! (sees tetra fall into the woods) Hey, it dropped it! Hahaha!
Aryll: Shouldn't you go see what it is?
Link: Nah. Let's go back to the house.
THE HOUSE
Link: Sooooo… where's my present?
Grandmother: Hang on, dearie, Let me just go get it… (walks very slowly towards the cabinet)
Link: Hurry up, ALREADY! (pouts)
Aryll: I'm going to go get captured by a bird so the plot can develop, bye! (runs off)
Grandmother: Here they are, sweet. I made them especially for you for your 12th birthday!
Link: I'm ten.
Grandmother: (hands him un-amply named 'hero's clothes')
Link: What the CRAP?? THAT'S IT?! I'd rather stay in my freakin' pjs!
Grandmother: (looks confused) you can't do that until the second quest, I thought?
Link: Aww, too bad! (throws clothes on the ground and runs away)
OUTSET ISLAND
Link: Hmmm… I wonder where I should go… I know! I'll go figure out why that skinny sword-obessed dude hasn't wished me a happy birthday!
ORCA'S HOUSE
Link: Gee, um, Mr… Orca sir, I was just stopping by..
Orca: (gong noise) (bows) Let us begin!
Link: What the crap? (grabs a sword and stabs Orca by accident) uh oh! (runs as Orca pursues him) Ahh!!!
FORBIDDEN WOODS
Orca: (chases link angrily up the hill and stops when he reaches the sign that says: 'do not enter: forbidden woods') Aw well. (turns around)
Link: (hiding behind a bush) Phew. That was close. Hey what's that thing hanging stupidly on a tree?
Tetra: Wah? Wah? WAAAH!! (falls out of tree)
Link: Woah! It talks!
Tetra: (groggily) fight the monsters, will you, kid?
Link: Monsters! Eek! (flings sword around in a circle kinda by accident and kill the moblin things)
Pirates: Ms. Tetra! (take tetra away)
Link: Aww.. crap.
BRIDGE
Aryll: Big brother, I want my telescope back please!
Link: You can't have it, no take backs!
Aryll: Yes take backs!
Link: No take backs!
Aryll: Yes take backs!
Pirates n Tetra: (heads following the speaker, snickering quietly)
Link: No!
Aryll: Yes!
Link: No take backs!
Aryll: Yes take ba- eek!
Helmaroc King: CREEEAHHHH!!!! (grabs Aryll and flies off)
Link: Ha! Now I get to keep it!
Pirates n Tetra: (laughing hysterically)
Link: (checking his pockets frantically) Hey wait; she stole my skittles!!! GET BACK HERE!!! (chases the bird and falls off the cliff)
Tetra: (grabs his hand even though he's far out of reach) Forget it. I saw her take the lime flavor.
Link: Oh, fine then. I guess I'll let it go. I don't like lime much. (ponders)
BACK ON OUTSET, THE BEACH
Tetra: (sneers) Sorry, kid. Tough luck, but you ain't coming with us.
Link: One, you're the same age as me so stop calling me kid. Two, but I want to be a pirate, like my role model, Cap'n Jack Sparrow! (strikes a heroic pose, or what he thinks is one)
Pirates n Tetra: (burst out laughing)
Rito Dude, Quill: (flies over) Excuse me, but, Link… I think you should know… Aryll also told me she stole your…your..
Link: (eagerly) My what?
Quill: Your… SWEDISH FISH!!!
Link, Pirates, and Tetra: GASP!!!! NOT THE SWEDISH FISH!!!
Quill: Yes, I'm sorry to say that it was the original red flavor, the whole bag. (sniff) it was even… fat free…
Link: NOOOOOOOOO
Tetra: That's it. We have no choice. You're coming with us, kid. You have to get those Swedish fish back from your sister!
Link: Okay, hang on. I need a shield.
Tetra: No you don't, now hop aboard! Hurry!
Quill: (shouting after them) SAVE SOME SWEDISH FISH FOR ME TOO, OKAY?
Link: Yeah right!