Torrin: Virgin since this is my story I think I should be running more around here.
Virgin: What do you mean, you're still alive aren't you? You control enough.
Torrin: As if you would kill me Virgin, you don't even like stepping on ants.
Virgin: I just happen… Hey wait, What's up with that? I'm Who not virgin. Who!
Torrin: I think it's more befitting that way.
Insect: The onna may not want to kill you but I will.
Vir..Who: Humph, that's better. Now reviews let us respond to reviews. Kitsune-Kokudo28, it's hard to put up with Torrin, but I'm very tolerating.
Torrin: (disappointed sigh) So many want me dead. I'm just having a little fun
Who: (sigh) Torrin can't you be nice for once.
Hiei: That second rate demon (scoffs)
Torrin: Insect, do you think I can't be charming.
Hiei: You?
Torrin: Well the maid Yukina seemed to think so.
Hiei: (Readies Katana.)
Who: Clam it down we're not even half way through the reviews for crying out loud. Nite Nite thanks for the review, and the email, but please never mention me and anything kinky to Torrin ever.
Torrin: Though I am interested in the idea of my Virgin and chocolate syrup.
Who: (Nervous cough)
Torrin: Black Angel, is that a challenge.
Who: You'd lose Torrin.
Torrin: Virgin I thought you'd have faith in me.
Who: I know what you capable of and you couldn't do it.
Torrin: Really Virgin. Alright we'll see about that.
Who: if you can act decent, with no relapses for. I don't know a day I'll… I'll… Wait what am I saying?
Torrin: You'll what Virgin?
Who: Drop it. O.O Phoenix 3:13 (gulp) Shave? Uh… (nervous laughter) I don't think Torrin needs to see this review. (reads on) O.O (blinks) I'm not even a guy and that sounds painful.
Hiei: It's perfect.
Torrin: (looks at Hiei) humph Hoshi, it is because the maid Yukina is so innocent that I…
Who: (looks at review from Kurama's Loving Wife) It's so hard to hide the incriminating reviews I'm running out of places to put them.
Torrin: Virgin you always seem to interrupt me when I'm talking.
Who: I'm saving your life Torrin, well kinda, just be good okay?
Torrin: Demon Seed, what can I say I've never been able to stick to one onna.
Who: Torrin, don't try and reason you might get hurt. YYH-Yu-Yu-Hakusho-Fan/Hiei=hot well you love my story, I guess that's all that matters. Right?
Torrin: All that hatred. For little old me. It's the words of the beautiful benevolent onnas, like Kuga, Nite, and my favorite Clojahken, that makes this worthwhile.
Who: And here I thought you just enjoyed pissing people off.
Torrin: Don't doubt that I do Virgin.
Who: (sigh) Shadowkistune you make me feel like doctor Frankenstein. KumiHatari, I guess I got used to it, I tolerate a lot.
Torrin: So many violent onnas, I don't doubt they're all feisty. (winks)
Who: You scare me Torrin,
Torrin: komodo dragon, you seem to be very cold hearted.
Hiei: I'm sure it's because it's you. (glares)
Who: Well I knew it would happen, someone suggested you be locked in a room with Karasu (shudder)
Hiei & Torrin: (shudder then look at one another)
Who: DemonicEmber/Hiei'sSweeti thanks for the compliment, I'd definatly check out your stories, I'm completely honored that you liked my writing. And thank you piinkbubblicious I'll try to keep Torrin under control, just try and keep your OC away from him. I'd feel kinda bad if he ended up getting killed.
Torrin: I wouldn't mid dying for a night of pleasure. It's a consequence I wouldn't mind.
Who: Torrin (shakes head) He doesn't mean that, he just joking. demonicfoofoobunny: I don't know who Torrin's guardian Angel is but I'm sure they don't get paid enough, and Ami will be around. Wow lots of reviews this chapter. Clojahken, have you thought that out at all. I mean Torrin, is Torrin, don't mention that kinda stuff around him. Please, cause I'll be the one to suffer. And I don't want to share any NC-17 scenes with Torrin.
Torrin: Virgin, do you want to tell me what you're talking about?
Who: (nervous laugh) I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(A/N. Sorry if this sucks I tried. Oh sorry for out of characterness. Sorry it took so long to get this up, I moved and well I couldn't get to a computer.)
Dirty Thoughts
Torrin looked at Hiei and gave a soft chuckle. "Oh come now insect, surely you don't want to keep the beautiful maid Yukina, from a lesson she is so willing to learn." Torrin turned toward Yukina, and offered her a sweet smile. Hiei could feel bile rise in his throat as Yukina returned the smile, completely oblivious to the thoughts racing through Torrin's head.
Kuwabara, making eyes at Yukina was something that Hiei could just barely tolerate, but it made him feel physically ill to have Torrin speak to her in such a way. Pretending that his intentions were purer than they were. What was worse was that Yukina was so green, she didn't even know what she was agreeing to.
"And you would like to learn wouldn't you?" Torrin cooed to Yukina giving a very cynical toothy little grin.
"You know that's not what she meant." Snarled Hiei.
"Alright you lowlife! You better stop it before you find yourself dead." Said Yusuke, angry that Torrin would be despicable, enough try to take advantage of Yukina the way he was planning to. Torrin turned to Yusuke, he was defiantly enjoying the turn of events. (A/N. Never a dull moment with Torrin, sadly.)
"I only want to give the beautiful maid what she wants." Said Torrin sweetly with a feigned innocence that made the three detectives want to start breaking bones. "Just think of it as," Torrin paused to think. "A simple gift." Said Torrin insightfully after quick deliberation. "Do you like presents, fair maid?" Yukina nodded and looked rather excited.
Hiei gave a low guttural, growl and glared daggers at Torrin. Torrin laughed a little moving away from Hiei back to Yukina's side. "Come with me fair maiden. I make love best in more…" Torrin turned to the other boys, each of them looking angry for their own reasons, and showed off a devious smirked. "private quarters." Torrin said and then he began to lead the naive Yukina away.
"No way! I'm not gonna let you do that with Yukina." Said Kuwabara, now recovered from his episode, he looked threateningly at Torrin.
"Then will you show me how to make love Kuzuma?" Asked Yukina, becoming increasingly more hopeful by the minute that she'd actually be able to find out how to be able to make love.
"Uh." Said Kuwabara, his eyes widened and a thin trail of blood slipped from his nose.
"Kazuma?" Said Yukina she looked a little concerned as Kuwabara had become really red, and went into incoherent rambling. Torrin gave a dark chuckle as he was, amused by the teens reaction.
Kuwabara was nervously ringing his hand. "Well uh yeah, but uh." Muttered Kuwabara still unable to form a good sentence. Kuwabara, looked down at his hands and continued with his ramblings. Yukina left Torrin's side to see if she could in any way aid Kuwabara, who she thought had suddenly fallen ill.
Kazuma, are… are you alright?" Said Yukina, as she looked worriedly at the frantic carrot-top. She touched his hand, and Kuwabara looked like he was about ready to melt.
"I am now, my love." Said Kuwabara, in a soft voice. He held Yukina's hand and looked starry-eyed like down into her soft red eyes. The blood continued to trail down from Kuwabara's nose, but he didn't seem to notice, or care. Hiei unbeknownst to anyone else rolled his eyes, in annoyance. Still trying to figure out who he thought was the bigger nuisance, and Torrin was still winning.
"Are you certain?" Said Yukina concern still evident in her voice. "Because you're bleeding." Yukina said as she look at the trail of blood slowly slipped down to Kuwabara's upper lip.
Kuwabara looked as if that was news to him. His hand flew to the spot where Yukina's eyes seemed to be fixated. When Kuwabara looked at the two fingers that he touched his face with he indeed saw blood. Quickly, Kuwabara covered the incriminating part of his face with his hand.
"Nose bleed." Said Kuwabara in a rather muffled voice, as he turned away from Yukina, his hands still covering his face.
"And I'm suppose to be the one having impure thoughts about the maiden." Quipped Torrin with a cynical little smile on his face, he somewhat looked upward as he spoke.
"Hey shut up." Said Kuwabara angrily, he turned around and pointed to Torrin as he spoke. In one of his nostrils was a small twist of tissue, with blood just visible, on it where the tissue poked out from Kuwabara's nostril.
"Oh that's attractive." Said Yusuke wryly, looking at his friend. Kuwabara mouthed out Yusuke's word, exaggerating his head movements in a mocking way. Torrin laughed at both the boys, and Kuwabara finally returned his attention back to the wayward bat demon.
"At least I'm not a creep." Snapped Kuwabara, Torrin just gave the carrot-top a look as to say "nice come back." "And I don't have bad thoughts." Added Kuwabara. "My nose is just really sensitive."
"Right" Said Torrin skeptically. "So, will you be the one to show the fair maid Yukina how to make love?" Said Torrin reposing Yukina's innocent question.
Kuwabara looked downward at the hopeful look on Yukina's face. She gave a small eager nod, and her eyes seemed to be pleading. Kuwabara looked up again, he gave a strange almost sickly look, as if something in his head might have broken. The boys eye gave a quick spasm. Shooting a quick hateful look at Torrin, Kuwabara covered his face and raced out of the room. Torrin gave a rather hearty laugh, as he watched Kuwabara fleeing.
"Kazuma?" echoed softly into the air as Yukina watched as the boy fled Yukina was slightly upset by that, since she was still dead set on being able to make love. Hiei rolled his eyes again and grumbled the word "baka" under his breath, at Kuwabara's reaction.
"Kuwabara you dumbass, get back here!" Shouted Yusuke as he stomped off to go find his companion.
Torrin slightly laughed at the teens reaction. "Too easy." Said Torrin looking over toward the distraught looking Yukina.
"Kazuma?" Said Yukina again as she slowly, and worriedly walked toward the direction Kuwabara walked raced off in. Torrin walked into the ice maiden's path Yukina looked up at Torrin and politely excused herself. "Please excuse me I must see if Kazuma's alright."
Torrin slightly turned his head to look in the direction Kuwabara had left in. "He's fine, he was just having trouble hiding his stupidity. Now fair maid as you know I am still eligible, to show you how to make love." Said Torrin, putting his arm around Yukina's shoulder.
"Um." Said Yukina uncertainly. Torrin and Yukina heard a low growl just behind them. Torrin craned his to look behind them, but he failed to notice the source of the sound. Removing his arm from around Yukina, Torrin then turned around, and for a moment he just idly let his eyes scan the room, until Hiei let out another angry growl, causing Torrin to finally looked down toward the irate fire demon.
"Oh, Insect." Said Torrin as he looked at the red eyed fire demon, who had his harms folded over his chest ans scowling. "I'd forgotten you were there." Hiei's eyes became narrow slits as he looked at the amorous demon, who at the moment seemed fixated with the ice maiden who just happened to be his sister.
Torrin once again began moving closer toward Yukina, only to be cut off by Hiei, playing the part of big brother, as he stood in Torrin's way. Hiei glared at Torrin and rested his hand near the hilt of his katana.
"How selfish of you Insect, when the maid wants to know, how to." Hiei practically forgetting that Yukina was standing in the room shoved Torrin onto the floor. Letting his eyes narrow he looked hatefully at Torrin, as he lay on the ground.
"You have nothing worthwhile to teach her, and if you try anything…" Hiei didn't finish his statement. He just merely shot Torrin a daring glare that spoke a thousands words. All of them hateful and cruel.
Yukina looked back in between, the grounded Torrin and the livid Hiei, wondering what was going on. Why there was such a coldness in Hiei's eyes when he looked at Torrin, and more importantly why he didn't want her to be able to make love. (A/N. I don't know what I'm doing anymore bare with me please.)
"It's aright." Came Yukina's voice from behind Hiei placing her hands on Hiei's shoulder, Yukina looked pleadingly into Hiei's eyes. "I really do want to learn." Said Yukina still not able for the life of her to understand the reason why Torrin showing her how to make love seemed so wrong. She was still completely oblivious to the whole reason why Hiei and Kuwabara were so jumpy when it came to that subject.
Hiei looked at Yukina from the corner of his eye, "No you don't." Came Hiei's voice sounding rather gentle as he directed his words to Yukina, he slightly shook his head. Hiei's eyes went back to glaring at Torrin. "You don't need to know anything that he wants to show you."
"But love seems so nice, is there something wrong with it?" Asked Yukina. Torrin, who was still lying on the floor chuckled. Hiei gave a throaty "Hn."
"There something wrong with his love." Said Hiein indicating to Torrin.
The only reason Hiei was able to control his rage was because Yukina stood by his side. Yukina looked up to Hiei with questions in her eyes.
"What's wrong with Torrin's love?" Torrin chuckled again and sat up halfway on the floor while Hiei, and Yukina looked at him.
"Sweet maid, the Insect is worried because the love I'm talking about is physical." Hiei's eyes jumped tringgerd by the tone of Torrin's voice.
"So there is more than one love." Said Yukina sounding very interested, as she went to kneel at Torrin's side.
"Yes there is."
"What is physical love like?" Asked Yukina.
"Oh, it's very nice." Said Torrin.
"Would you please teach me how to make love, Torrin." Yukina said looking more hopeful than ever. At this point Hiei looked as if he were about to explode.
Torrin chuckled and looked toward the enraged fire demon. "Innocence is so appealing." Torrin softly he smiled, and looked into Yukina's eyes. She was smiling looking so happy and innocent. Torrin slightly rolled his eyes and gave a soft sigh. "I should stop this, you're far too pure." Torrin words barely registered above a whisper. As he spoke, Torrin stood and helped Yukina to her feet. Yukina nodded as she listened intently to Torrin.
Hiei looked on seeming a little confused by Torrin's actions as he watched Torrin take Yukina's hands in his own. Torrin began to gently pet the girl's hands, and smiled at her sweetly. "Stay as sweet as you are fair maid." Said Torrin.
That was about the time that Kuwabara decided to stumble back into the room, with Yuskue following close behind. The tall lumbering boy looked rather comical with two bloodstained twists of tissue pocking out from each of his nostrils.
"Hey let Yukina go." Said Kuwabara racing into the room trying to sound like a hero. Kuwabaraa moved the girl so that she was standing behind him. Torrin rolled his eyes as Kuwabara spoke.
"Kazuma?" "Don't worry my love I your man Kazuma Kuwabara have returned. I am here to protect you."
"How disappointing." Said Torrin rather disenchanted
"You, You're… trying to take advantage of my sweet Yukina."
"Take advantage?" Said Torrin sounding aghast, "I merely wanted to prove a point. And I believe I did that well enough." Torrin went to Yukina grabbed her hands, and picked up her hands and kissed them gently. "Sweet maid." Said Torrin nodding slightly. "Warden" Said Torrin as he turned to Yusuke. The boys eyes narrowed, and taking his queue from Torrin and pushed him away toward his "cell."
"I hate that guy he's such a jerk." Groused Kuwabara, to no one in particular. Hiei "hn'ed" in agreement and silently swore to himself that he'd never do that again.
"Kazuma?" Said Yukina looking toward Kuwabara. "Will you show me how to make love now?" The carrot-top's eyes rolled back in his head and he fell backwards onto the floor.
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Who: I know it was awful sorry. I'm gonna start getting the villains in there more.
Torrin: Virgin do you feel like untying me now?
Who: No.
Torrin: Come on Virgin please. I'll be good.
Who: Promise?
Torrin: On my honor.
Who: I'd rather you swear on something a bit more honorable.
Torrin: On your honor?
Who: (looks skeptical) Okay? I…I guess. (goes to untie Torrin)
Torrin: (devious smile)
Hiei: (Stops Who) That's unwise onna.
Torrin: How disappointing. Please Virgin untie me my legs are falling asleep.
Hiei: Don't expect my help if he attacks you.
Torrin: You didn't really help before Insect.
Who: (sigh) Please review people. Hiei why don't you untie Torrin?
Virgin: What do you mean, you're still alive aren't you? You control enough.
Torrin: As if you would kill me Virgin, you don't even like stepping on ants.
Virgin: I just happen… Hey wait, What's up with that? I'm Who not virgin. Who!
Torrin: I think it's more befitting that way.
Insect: The onna may not want to kill you but I will.
Vir..Who: Humph, that's better. Now reviews let us respond to reviews. Kitsune-Kokudo28, it's hard to put up with Torrin, but I'm very tolerating.
Torrin: (disappointed sigh) So many want me dead. I'm just having a little fun
Who: (sigh) Torrin can't you be nice for once.
Hiei: That second rate demon (scoffs)
Torrin: Insect, do you think I can't be charming.
Hiei: You?
Torrin: Well the maid Yukina seemed to think so.
Hiei: (Readies Katana.)
Who: Clam it down we're not even half way through the reviews for crying out loud. Nite Nite thanks for the review, and the email, but please never mention me and anything kinky to Torrin ever.
Torrin: Though I am interested in the idea of my Virgin and chocolate syrup.
Who: (Nervous cough)
Torrin: Black Angel, is that a challenge.
Who: You'd lose Torrin.
Torrin: Virgin I thought you'd have faith in me.
Who: I know what you capable of and you couldn't do it.
Torrin: Really Virgin. Alright we'll see about that.
Who: if you can act decent, with no relapses for. I don't know a day I'll… I'll… Wait what am I saying?
Torrin: You'll what Virgin?
Who: Drop it. O.O Phoenix 3:13 (gulp) Shave? Uh… (nervous laughter) I don't think Torrin needs to see this review. (reads on) O.O (blinks) I'm not even a guy and that sounds painful.
Hiei: It's perfect.
Torrin: (looks at Hiei) humph Hoshi, it is because the maid Yukina is so innocent that I…
Who: (looks at review from Kurama's Loving Wife) It's so hard to hide the incriminating reviews I'm running out of places to put them.
Torrin: Virgin you always seem to interrupt me when I'm talking.
Who: I'm saving your life Torrin, well kinda, just be good okay?
Torrin: Demon Seed, what can I say I've never been able to stick to one onna.
Who: Torrin, don't try and reason you might get hurt. YYH-Yu-Yu-Hakusho-Fan/Hiei=hot well you love my story, I guess that's all that matters. Right?
Torrin: All that hatred. For little old me. It's the words of the beautiful benevolent onnas, like Kuga, Nite, and my favorite Clojahken, that makes this worthwhile.
Who: And here I thought you just enjoyed pissing people off.
Torrin: Don't doubt that I do Virgin.
Who: (sigh) Shadowkistune you make me feel like doctor Frankenstein. KumiHatari, I guess I got used to it, I tolerate a lot.
Torrin: So many violent onnas, I don't doubt they're all feisty. (winks)
Who: You scare me Torrin,
Torrin: komodo dragon, you seem to be very cold hearted.
Hiei: I'm sure it's because it's you. (glares)
Who: Well I knew it would happen, someone suggested you be locked in a room with Karasu (shudder)
Hiei & Torrin: (shudder then look at one another)
Who: DemonicEmber/Hiei'sSweeti thanks for the compliment, I'd definatly check out your stories, I'm completely honored that you liked my writing. And thank you piinkbubblicious I'll try to keep Torrin under control, just try and keep your OC away from him. I'd feel kinda bad if he ended up getting killed.
Torrin: I wouldn't mid dying for a night of pleasure. It's a consequence I wouldn't mind.
Who: Torrin (shakes head) He doesn't mean that, he just joking. demonicfoofoobunny: I don't know who Torrin's guardian Angel is but I'm sure they don't get paid enough, and Ami will be around. Wow lots of reviews this chapter. Clojahken, have you thought that out at all. I mean Torrin, is Torrin, don't mention that kinda stuff around him. Please, cause I'll be the one to suffer. And I don't want to share any NC-17 scenes with Torrin.
Torrin: Virgin, do you want to tell me what you're talking about?
Who: (nervous laugh) I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(A/N. Sorry if this sucks I tried. Oh sorry for out of characterness. Sorry it took so long to get this up, I moved and well I couldn't get to a computer.)
Dirty Thoughts
Torrin looked at Hiei and gave a soft chuckle. "Oh come now insect, surely you don't want to keep the beautiful maid Yukina, from a lesson she is so willing to learn." Torrin turned toward Yukina, and offered her a sweet smile. Hiei could feel bile rise in his throat as Yukina returned the smile, completely oblivious to the thoughts racing through Torrin's head.
Kuwabara, making eyes at Yukina was something that Hiei could just barely tolerate, but it made him feel physically ill to have Torrin speak to her in such a way. Pretending that his intentions were purer than they were. What was worse was that Yukina was so green, she didn't even know what she was agreeing to.
"And you would like to learn wouldn't you?" Torrin cooed to Yukina giving a very cynical toothy little grin.
"You know that's not what she meant." Snarled Hiei.
"Alright you lowlife! You better stop it before you find yourself dead." Said Yusuke, angry that Torrin would be despicable, enough try to take advantage of Yukina the way he was planning to. Torrin turned to Yusuke, he was defiantly enjoying the turn of events. (A/N. Never a dull moment with Torrin, sadly.)
"I only want to give the beautiful maid what she wants." Said Torrin sweetly with a feigned innocence that made the three detectives want to start breaking bones. "Just think of it as," Torrin paused to think. "A simple gift." Said Torrin insightfully after quick deliberation. "Do you like presents, fair maid?" Yukina nodded and looked rather excited.
Hiei gave a low guttural, growl and glared daggers at Torrin. Torrin laughed a little moving away from Hiei back to Yukina's side. "Come with me fair maiden. I make love best in more…" Torrin turned to the other boys, each of them looking angry for their own reasons, and showed off a devious smirked. "private quarters." Torrin said and then he began to lead the naive Yukina away.
"No way! I'm not gonna let you do that with Yukina." Said Kuwabara, now recovered from his episode, he looked threateningly at Torrin.
"Then will you show me how to make love Kuzuma?" Asked Yukina, becoming increasingly more hopeful by the minute that she'd actually be able to find out how to be able to make love.
"Uh." Said Kuwabara, his eyes widened and a thin trail of blood slipped from his nose.
"Kazuma?" Said Yukina she looked a little concerned as Kuwabara had become really red, and went into incoherent rambling. Torrin gave a dark chuckle as he was, amused by the teens reaction.
Kuwabara was nervously ringing his hand. "Well uh yeah, but uh." Muttered Kuwabara still unable to form a good sentence. Kuwabara, looked down at his hands and continued with his ramblings. Yukina left Torrin's side to see if she could in any way aid Kuwabara, who she thought had suddenly fallen ill.
Kazuma, are… are you alright?" Said Yukina, as she looked worriedly at the frantic carrot-top. She touched his hand, and Kuwabara looked like he was about ready to melt.
"I am now, my love." Said Kuwabara, in a soft voice. He held Yukina's hand and looked starry-eyed like down into her soft red eyes. The blood continued to trail down from Kuwabara's nose, but he didn't seem to notice, or care. Hiei unbeknownst to anyone else rolled his eyes, in annoyance. Still trying to figure out who he thought was the bigger nuisance, and Torrin was still winning.
"Are you certain?" Said Yukina concern still evident in her voice. "Because you're bleeding." Yukina said as she look at the trail of blood slowly slipped down to Kuwabara's upper lip.
Kuwabara looked as if that was news to him. His hand flew to the spot where Yukina's eyes seemed to be fixated. When Kuwabara looked at the two fingers that he touched his face with he indeed saw blood. Quickly, Kuwabara covered the incriminating part of his face with his hand.
"Nose bleed." Said Kuwabara in a rather muffled voice, as he turned away from Yukina, his hands still covering his face.
"And I'm suppose to be the one having impure thoughts about the maiden." Quipped Torrin with a cynical little smile on his face, he somewhat looked upward as he spoke.
"Hey shut up." Said Kuwabara angrily, he turned around and pointed to Torrin as he spoke. In one of his nostrils was a small twist of tissue, with blood just visible, on it where the tissue poked out from Kuwabara's nostril.
"Oh that's attractive." Said Yusuke wryly, looking at his friend. Kuwabara mouthed out Yusuke's word, exaggerating his head movements in a mocking way. Torrin laughed at both the boys, and Kuwabara finally returned his attention back to the wayward bat demon.
"At least I'm not a creep." Snapped Kuwabara, Torrin just gave the carrot-top a look as to say "nice come back." "And I don't have bad thoughts." Added Kuwabara. "My nose is just really sensitive."
"Right" Said Torrin skeptically. "So, will you be the one to show the fair maid Yukina how to make love?" Said Torrin reposing Yukina's innocent question.
Kuwabara looked downward at the hopeful look on Yukina's face. She gave a small eager nod, and her eyes seemed to be pleading. Kuwabara looked up again, he gave a strange almost sickly look, as if something in his head might have broken. The boys eye gave a quick spasm. Shooting a quick hateful look at Torrin, Kuwabara covered his face and raced out of the room. Torrin gave a rather hearty laugh, as he watched Kuwabara fleeing.
"Kazuma?" echoed softly into the air as Yukina watched as the boy fled Yukina was slightly upset by that, since she was still dead set on being able to make love. Hiei rolled his eyes again and grumbled the word "baka" under his breath, at Kuwabara's reaction.
"Kuwabara you dumbass, get back here!" Shouted Yusuke as he stomped off to go find his companion.
Torrin slightly laughed at the teens reaction. "Too easy." Said Torrin looking over toward the distraught looking Yukina.
"Kazuma?" Said Yukina again as she slowly, and worriedly walked toward the direction Kuwabara walked raced off in. Torrin walked into the ice maiden's path Yukina looked up at Torrin and politely excused herself. "Please excuse me I must see if Kazuma's alright."
Torrin slightly turned his head to look in the direction Kuwabara had left in. "He's fine, he was just having trouble hiding his stupidity. Now fair maid as you know I am still eligible, to show you how to make love." Said Torrin, putting his arm around Yukina's shoulder.
"Um." Said Yukina uncertainly. Torrin and Yukina heard a low growl just behind them. Torrin craned his to look behind them, but he failed to notice the source of the sound. Removing his arm from around Yukina, Torrin then turned around, and for a moment he just idly let his eyes scan the room, until Hiei let out another angry growl, causing Torrin to finally looked down toward the irate fire demon.
"Oh, Insect." Said Torrin as he looked at the red eyed fire demon, who had his harms folded over his chest ans scowling. "I'd forgotten you were there." Hiei's eyes became narrow slits as he looked at the amorous demon, who at the moment seemed fixated with the ice maiden who just happened to be his sister.
Torrin once again began moving closer toward Yukina, only to be cut off by Hiei, playing the part of big brother, as he stood in Torrin's way. Hiei glared at Torrin and rested his hand near the hilt of his katana.
"How selfish of you Insect, when the maid wants to know, how to." Hiei practically forgetting that Yukina was standing in the room shoved Torrin onto the floor. Letting his eyes narrow he looked hatefully at Torrin, as he lay on the ground.
"You have nothing worthwhile to teach her, and if you try anything…" Hiei didn't finish his statement. He just merely shot Torrin a daring glare that spoke a thousands words. All of them hateful and cruel.
Yukina looked back in between, the grounded Torrin and the livid Hiei, wondering what was going on. Why there was such a coldness in Hiei's eyes when he looked at Torrin, and more importantly why he didn't want her to be able to make love. (A/N. I don't know what I'm doing anymore bare with me please.)
"It's aright." Came Yukina's voice from behind Hiei placing her hands on Hiei's shoulder, Yukina looked pleadingly into Hiei's eyes. "I really do want to learn." Said Yukina still not able for the life of her to understand the reason why Torrin showing her how to make love seemed so wrong. She was still completely oblivious to the whole reason why Hiei and Kuwabara were so jumpy when it came to that subject.
Hiei looked at Yukina from the corner of his eye, "No you don't." Came Hiei's voice sounding rather gentle as he directed his words to Yukina, he slightly shook his head. Hiei's eyes went back to glaring at Torrin. "You don't need to know anything that he wants to show you."
"But love seems so nice, is there something wrong with it?" Asked Yukina. Torrin, who was still lying on the floor chuckled. Hiei gave a throaty "Hn."
"There something wrong with his love." Said Hiein indicating to Torrin.
The only reason Hiei was able to control his rage was because Yukina stood by his side. Yukina looked up to Hiei with questions in her eyes.
"What's wrong with Torrin's love?" Torrin chuckled again and sat up halfway on the floor while Hiei, and Yukina looked at him.
"Sweet maid, the Insect is worried because the love I'm talking about is physical." Hiei's eyes jumped tringgerd by the tone of Torrin's voice.
"So there is more than one love." Said Yukina sounding very interested, as she went to kneel at Torrin's side.
"Yes there is."
"What is physical love like?" Asked Yukina.
"Oh, it's very nice." Said Torrin.
"Would you please teach me how to make love, Torrin." Yukina said looking more hopeful than ever. At this point Hiei looked as if he were about to explode.
Torrin chuckled and looked toward the enraged fire demon. "Innocence is so appealing." Torrin softly he smiled, and looked into Yukina's eyes. She was smiling looking so happy and innocent. Torrin slightly rolled his eyes and gave a soft sigh. "I should stop this, you're far too pure." Torrin words barely registered above a whisper. As he spoke, Torrin stood and helped Yukina to her feet. Yukina nodded as she listened intently to Torrin.
Hiei looked on seeming a little confused by Torrin's actions as he watched Torrin take Yukina's hands in his own. Torrin began to gently pet the girl's hands, and smiled at her sweetly. "Stay as sweet as you are fair maid." Said Torrin.
That was about the time that Kuwabara decided to stumble back into the room, with Yuskue following close behind. The tall lumbering boy looked rather comical with two bloodstained twists of tissue pocking out from each of his nostrils.
"Hey let Yukina go." Said Kuwabara racing into the room trying to sound like a hero. Kuwabaraa moved the girl so that she was standing behind him. Torrin rolled his eyes as Kuwabara spoke.
"Kazuma?" "Don't worry my love I your man Kazuma Kuwabara have returned. I am here to protect you."
"How disappointing." Said Torrin rather disenchanted
"You, You're… trying to take advantage of my sweet Yukina."
"Take advantage?" Said Torrin sounding aghast, "I merely wanted to prove a point. And I believe I did that well enough." Torrin went to Yukina grabbed her hands, and picked up her hands and kissed them gently. "Sweet maid." Said Torrin nodding slightly. "Warden" Said Torrin as he turned to Yusuke. The boys eyes narrowed, and taking his queue from Torrin and pushed him away toward his "cell."
"I hate that guy he's such a jerk." Groused Kuwabara, to no one in particular. Hiei "hn'ed" in agreement and silently swore to himself that he'd never do that again.
"Kazuma?" Said Yukina looking toward Kuwabara. "Will you show me how to make love now?" The carrot-top's eyes rolled back in his head and he fell backwards onto the floor.
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Who: I know it was awful sorry. I'm gonna start getting the villains in there more.
Torrin: Virgin do you feel like untying me now?
Who: No.
Torrin: Come on Virgin please. I'll be good.
Who: Promise?
Torrin: On my honor.
Who: I'd rather you swear on something a bit more honorable.
Torrin: On your honor?
Who: (looks skeptical) Okay? I…I guess. (goes to untie Torrin)
Torrin: (devious smile)
Hiei: (Stops Who) That's unwise onna.
Torrin: How disappointing. Please Virgin untie me my legs are falling asleep.
Hiei: Don't expect my help if he attacks you.
Torrin: You didn't really help before Insect.
Who: (sigh) Please review people. Hiei why don't you untie Torrin?