empress here. thanx to all my reviewers and readers! :P
cookie pixie: thanx! yeah I was thinking of how to do the prologue and I figured link could do the commentary :P anyways, thanx for adding me story to ur faves!
prince izzy 1: I have updated and I have put up the old legendary bloopers, did u see? lol thanx for reviewing!
alexia: I dunno if sweidsh fish really r from Sweden. you would think so but one does not know these days, lol. I luv Swedish fish. I am eating some right now munch munch munch
cons (friend irl): I like the lime flavor too, ctard, I just had to make something happen and lime was the first thing that popped into me head. lmao, see u at school
frizzmedusa: yeah, Swedish fish. u got a problem with that?! jk! lmao thanx for reviewing n all that
flamesage: thanx so much! of course, my sole objective here at is to please me readers… (and to get reviews cough cough cough) lol :P
to all me readers, fans and other obnoxious viewers like you, please check out my other equally funny if not funnier story Legendary Bloopers, the original, OoT spoof! its real good. ive got 23 reviews currently and had 32 last summer before it was deleted! im trying to beat my old score!
the fanfic, finally
Legendary Bloopers Goes Cel-Shaded
Chapter Three: Huh?
ABOARD THE PIRATES SHIP
Link: (looks across the water at all the waving people) STOP WAVING! YOU'RE EMBARRASING ME, FREAKS!!!! ARRGHHH!! (stomps below deck)
Tetra: What's his prob?
Gonzo: (shrugs)
Tetra: At least we know that he'll lead us to certain yummy treasure… Swedish fish! the sacred treasure ive never seemed to lay my cartoon hands on! (secret and mysterious wink-y thing - do do do do do doo!)
Gonzo: (licks lips)
Tetra: Are you incapable of speaking? Ah well, then. Off to do something more productive…. like, um, steering the ship or something. toodles! (walks off screen)
Gonzo: (stares blankly into space)
BELOW DECK
Link: (wanders around aimlessly) Sheesh, I wish they would let me into tetra's room! im sure shes got food in there and im STARVING!
Pirate: No entry, this is miss tetra's room.
Link: I know, dammit! Arrgh. (stomps below below deck)
BELOW BELOW DECK
(DON'T ASK)
Link: Soooo um, what the crap?
Niko (isn't that his name?): 'Ello, mr. underling sir. yup, yup, you wanna take a test? I'll give you something really cool if you do, and you pass.
Link: Is the prize edible?
Niko: uh… no.
Link: Then no. Too bad, shorty.
Niko: Pleaseeeeeee?!
Link: Nuh uh.
Niko: Fine. I guess I just won't return this bag of oyster crackers that I stole.
Link: Oyster crackers! You couldn't have!! those were stuffed up my hat for emergencies!
Niko: I have connections. Now are you taking the test or not.
Link: (resignedly) fiiinnneee.
(da da da da da da dun! seeegggwaayyyy)
Niko: Sooooo um, heres the test. Allow me to demonstrate.
Link: (grumpily) No need. I get it.
Niko: Too bad, sucker, its my job to be annoying. I'm getting a good paycheck. Now, hit this switch 3 times and spin around like a ballerina… then…. and then…. then… uh…. and then… so im like…. dancing edible bears!.... oink…. and then… yeah. You get it?
Link: (zoning off into space) huh… what? Yeah I've got it. So go and stand over there already.
Niko: (miraculously jumps in one flying leap to the other side of the room) Okay, start now. Tomorrow.
Link: Huh? Whatever. Now what? Oh yeah.
(he walks over to the switch and pounds it with his butt three times and spins around in a circle like a ballerina. then link proceeds to jump in a flying leap to a nearby platform. he jumps up and down and flings himself 2 inches to the next platform. he does this for a while until he is faced with an obstacle very difficult for him to comprehend… there was no gap to jump across. the next platform was literally a centimeter from where he stood. He couldn't understand what to do. Finally, link remembered he needed to fly like a dancing edible bear across the centimeter gap and straight to where niko was. link flew and landed on niko's face.)
Link: (lands on nikos face) OINK!!
Niko: Congratulations! You passed the test! Here are your oyster crackers.
Link: what about my prize?
Niko: Oh yeah… here. It's a spoils bag. You can use it to hold dancing edible bears.
Link: (looks puzzled) do dancing edible bears really fly?
Niko: No. Neither do they exist. I just thought it might help you get across the platform with no gap. You seemed kinda slow to me.
Link: Huh?
Niko: Exactly. Now go, hurry, Tetra will be waiting for you.
Link: How do you know?
Niko: I have connections, didn't I tell you? Oh, and I certainly hope that you aren't afraid of cannons.
Link: Huh?
Niko: (sigh)
ABOVE DECK
Tetra: Oh Link!!!! I'm up here in the crow's nest!!!!
Link: Where's that?
(a few minutes later)
Tetra: …so I most certainly hope you aren't afraid of cannons.
Link: Huh?
Tetra: (secret mysterious wink-y thing - do do do do do dooo!)
(later)
Link: (stating blankly into space) Huh? Oh right. AHHhhh!!!! (starts struggling around in the barrel)
Tetra: A few questions. One, how the crap did we get you into a cannon without you noticing, and two, why the crap didn't you notice?!
Link: Huh?
Tetra: Nevermind. That fortress over there is called Forsaken Fortress.
Link: Why?
Tetra: It's kinda obvious. Hopefully you'll figure it out when you get there.
Link: I'm going there?
Tetra: Yup. FIREE!!!!
Link: Huh?? WAAAAHHHHH
empress agaiiinnn… so maybe that wasn't as good, but it was still okay, right? huh? huh? lol. next chapter: link's escapades in yet another barrel!! :P