Legendary Bloopers Goes Cel-Shaded
Chapter 4: Crap.
Link: (gets blasted out of cannon and just as he hits the wal-
Empress (Your dedicated authoress): We interrupt this mildly significant part of the plot to bring you an announcement. The importance of the announcement is up to you to decide (wink)
Empress here. Looks like I have interrupted your happy involvement in the number of reviews I shall be receiving… please don't let this minor interruption stop you from reviewing!
The point is; I would like to take advantage of you - I mean, this opportunity - to explain some important plot developments yet to come.
First of all. The reason you have been rudely interrupted is because…
Well…
Its kinda embarrassing, but…
The script has been dropped on the floor.
That's right, my fellow authors and authoresses, the script has been dropped on the floor and it's pages scattered into the four directions we like to call North, East, South, and West.
By whom, you ask?
By none other than - THE BOAT!!!
Dun dun duuuuunnnnn!!!
The Boat (King of Red Lions): Yes, it is I, the evil talking boat! I have dropped the script on the floor using my grappling hook-
Link: That would be my grappling hook.
The Boat: -and now no one will ever know the proper order in which things happen! Mwahahahaha!!!
Empress: (attempts to restrain boat) We have a situation on our hands, my faithful reviewers. The boat has a point -
How will we ever know what happens next in the correct chronological order?
Link: Not to fear, Empress. You take care of that boat. I'll take a look at keeping our readers happy and reviewing.
Boat: Get your hands off me! I'm a King!
Empress: And I'm an Empress. Go on, Link! Put up the next chapter!
Link: (grabs the file on top of the stack of mismatched chapters) Well, it's worth a try…
Legendary Bloopers: Randomness Prevails
Chapter 8: Hottie with a Horse
Malon: Well, it is a little embarrassing, but… Epona is afraid of grass.
Link: (raises eyebrows)
Navi: (raises virtually nonexistent eyebrows)
Ingo: (sneers and raises eyebrows)
Malon: What? Did I miss something?
LATER, AT THE RANCH
(Lon Lon Ranch tunes!)
Navi: Well, that went well.
Link: Yup. Hey whatcha got there? Did you waste some of my hard earned rupees, eh? It took me oodles of time to get all those.
Navi: I didn't buy anything. This ticket I've got basically claims we're bankrupt.
Link: What happened to all those rupees I got selling dogs????
Navi: (gulps and turns red) you… dropped them along the way….?
Link: arrggghhhhh
(five minutes later)
Navi: I confess! I needed some expensive hair spray!
Link: Crap. This isn't it! Empress, why is there a file for Randomness Prevails in this stack?
Empress: (hitting the boat with a bottle of hair spray)
Boat: ow! ow! ow! ow!
Empress: Errrmmm…. it must've fallen off my desk and gotten scooped up with the Cel-Shaded ones. Try another, kay?
Link: Whatever.
Dear Cap'n Jack Sparrow,
I love you dearly, Cap'n Jack. You are my inspiration for everything and my role model. You wouldn't believe how much stuff I have in order to worship you - a poster, a poster, a life-size cardboard poster, a bulletin board full of pictures, a magnet set, a talking action figure with a removable hat, sword, compass, rum bottle, and pistol, I've seen the movie 19 times (4 in theatres), oh, and a pillowcase-
Link: EMPRESS!
Empress: (smiling guiltily) What?
Link: A pillowcase?
Empress: Wanna bet?
Link: (sigh) (pulls out another file)
-2 copies of the DVD, the Lost Disk, the special edition, a throw blanket, oh and I've got this other poster, and I think I may even have a picture of you in my wallet… yeah here it is. Oh and did I mention I have a pen with your picture on it? You wouldn't believe how much-
Link: (shakes head sadly) People these days…
Poultry Wars Episode XXVI
La's Revenge
Empress: NO DON'T READ THAT!!!!
Link: Why?
Empress: That's top secret information between me and my clients!
Link: Your clients?
Empress: K and A, of course, ya know, two of my best friends? They wrote Poultry Wars. I edit.
Link: Oh.
Legendary Bloopers Goes Cel-Shaded
Chapter 61: The Boat's Speech Part 56
The Boat: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…
Link: Wha? Oh. (snores)
Legendary Bloopers Goes Cel-Shaded
Chapter 103: The Boat's Speech Part 98
Boat: Blah. Blah? Blah blah BLAH!!!! Blah blah blah blah blah. Would you like me to repeat that?
Link: Wha? Yes, mommy. I want to go to school today. (grunt) (snore)
Boat: Yes it is, then! Blah blah blah blah…
Link: Well, Empress, looks like Chapter 4: Crap., the Forsaken Fortress chapter, will have to be post-poned. I can't find it here on the top, and it'll take longer than the amount of time we have to search through this pile of crap.
Empress: (sighs) Aw, well. Goodbye, dear readers, hopefully by next time Link will have gone through those papers by himself and found the correct chapter.
Link: What?!
Empress: You heard me.
Link: (tackles her)
Boat: (escapes) Mwahaha!