(Who's place/Somewhere over the equator)
Who: It's that time again. Where I get to respond to reviews and this time I'd like to get through more than two if that is alright with you. (Looks at Torrin and Hiei.)
Hiei: (glares at Who) I don't know who I find more annoying you or that second rate demon of yours.
Who: Hakudoshi-chan sorry it's taking me so long to update. It's just the evils of schooling and all classes. Hoshi Hikara that's a (nervous cough) impressive list.
Hiei: I suggest evisceration.
Torrin: Trunksgirl85, I'm not ugly. And what on earth is a Teletubie?
Who: (quivers) A sick joke. Animefreak54 thanks for the encouragement I'll try. UnicornGirl-Dragon Lady (looks at Hiei, starts cracking up) You know… it's true (laughs some more) That's too much… a nun (continues laughing)
Hiei: (Menacing Glare) What's so funny onna?
Who: (laugh becomes weaker) Uh (stops laughing and tries to look innocent) Nothing! Nothing at all, just had a funny thought (chuckles) about nuns. (All out laughing again) That was a good one.
Torrin: I'm liking this Clojahken more every times she reviews. The onna has fine taste.
Hiei: I feel disgusted.
Who: Don't expect me to do anything that she suggested. What2callmyself um I'll be cryptic about this maybe. SilverWolf, Torrin violate Kurama? (Looks at Torrin. Then shivers)
Torrin: hmm violate the princess (smiles)
Who: Anyways. Um thank you all for reviewing, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Torrin: But, I own my Virgin. That's why she's 'my' Virgin.
Hiei: Baka second rate demon.
Torrin: You can go Porcupine we can deal without you.
Hiei: Hn. (leaves)
Who: Hey wait Hiei you can't leave. Why do you think you're here. My integrity. Don't leave me alone with him.
Torrin: Virgin I'm getting some ideas.
Who: Stop thinking.
Torrin: Too late (grabs up Who)
Who: (being carried off) De ja vu. HELP!!!
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(A/N. Sorry I took so long to update again. Oh well at least I'm updating and it's only been what two weeks, less more. Oh well. Please enjoy as I try okay. Oh thanks for reading.)
Unanswered
Torrin rolled over in his bed his wings curled about him along with a blanket that was entangled with them. The angelic peaceful look of pleasure on his face, contradicted Torrin's lascivious nature. Turning over again Torrin let out a soft moan, and nuzzled his head into his pillow as he began to rouse. The sunlight gently coxed his eyes open, so Torrin lazily sat up and rather reluctantly greeted the day.
After blinking a few times to acquaint his eyes with the sunlight, Torrin scanned the room for his indignant curator. It didn't take long for Torrin to realize Hiei wasn't present, and since no one was chiding him to get up Torrin rested his head back into his pillow. Which Hiei had tried to smother him with the night before. The fire demon would have succeeded in suffocating Torrin if a certain ice maiden hadn't unexpectedly walked into the room. Perhaps saving both of their lives.
Torrin slightly chuckled at the memory, of course once his head touched the pillow the bat demon's amusement was replaced by a sharp sensation of pain. Which caused Torrin to quickly sit up, he didn't even have any recent memories of being struck, but it was easy enough for him to guess who the culprit was.
"My luck that I'd be watched by such an ireful sentinel. I suppose I did bring a bit of this on myself. Still." Stated Torrin rubbing his head rather adamantly. "Him being so hot-tempered he's liable to break my skull, or at least give ma a concussion. No matter, I've no doubt this will be over soon. Although I will miss the accommodations."
Torrin slowly rested his head on the pillow again. This time beginning careful not to irritate the bump and the back of his head. Giving a contented sigh Torrin looked up toward the ceiling.
"These ningens certainly know how to live. Such luxuries. Comfortable living quarters, for the most part, peaceful conditions." A smirk swept over Torrin's face as he continued to think putting his hands underneath his head. "Deliciously beautiful onnas. I really don't want to leave." Stated Torrin into the air.
"Once Gladumus is taken care of you'll have to get used to the idea." Said the voice of a person who'd just entered the room. Being that he was so last in thought, Torrin hadn't even realized that someone had entered the room. However reluctantly they did so.
"Speaking of which." Torrin turned over as he quickly drifted out of his musings. "Princess." Stated Torrin sitting up as a euphoric look of pure amusement washed over his face. "It's so good to see you again, dare I say, I missed that elegant face of yours." Kurama gave a soft sigh.
"Good morning Torrin." Said Kurama slightly surprised that Torrin had actually stayed in his room for the night. Since he seemed to be the type that enjoyed running about creating mischief.
"It's truly been too long."
"Not quite long enough." Said Kurama under his breath.
"So you and I are alone together. I can't help but get a few ideas." Stated Torrin, already standing at Kurama's side with his arm over the boy's shoulder. Torrin was at the moment, rather overtly trying to lead the red head to the nearby bed, with him. Of course Kurama had firmly planted his feet into the ground and was not about to budge and allow himself to be objected to further embarrassment.
"Fortunately, we are not alone." Said Kurama, sensing the others had decided to enter the room. The boy indicated toward the others who were filing through the doorway.
"How disappointing." groaned Torrin, never turning around to acknowledge the other three boys, who of which he knew without a doubt were not far behind himself and Kurama.
"Princess?" Said Torrin sweetly, as he whispered in Kurama's ear, Kurama practically shivered, from the sensation of having Torrin so close to his ear. The boy couldn't help but feel an unabashed sense of humiliation. "Let's run away together. I could show you wonders." Kurama shook his head as calmly as he could.
"Do you enjoy humiliating me?" Inquired the red head inauspiciously as he tried to move from his position under Torrin's arm.
"Humiliating you? Why of course not. I'm just after a bit of affection."
"You don't deserve any." Said the hateful voice of a peevish Hiei. The threat of being taken by surprise and getting knocked out again prompted Torrin to finally turn around. Of course Torrin had to release Kurama in the process. Once he was facing the others Torrin gave a very shy smirk.
"Hail Hail." Stated the salacious bat demon as he rolled his eyes in slight irritation. (A/N. Hail Hail the gangs all here it's a song. Thought I should probably reference that particular statement.) "I suppose a tender moment with the Princess would be too much to ask at the moment." Said Torrin sardonically, as he stepped away from Kurama and closer to the bed he'd spent the night in.
The scowling faces of the clearly unamused spirit detectives was enough to squelch Torrin's inquiry. At least on that particular subject.
"Alright." Said Yusuke sounding for the most part quite grouchy. He stepped into the room looking most menacingly at Torrin. "Talk." Prompted the boy glaring at Torrin, who offered him a rather nonplussed look.
"Excuse me if I seem a bit ignorant asking this Warden, but what may I ask do you want me to talk about?" Inquired Torrin as he flopped down onto his bed.
"If you have anything to say. Say it now or we'll have to beat it out of you." "I haven't got a clue as to what you are talking about." Said Torrin giving a suspiciously innocent grin.
"We're not playing your foolish game you second rate demon." Growled Hiei taking a step forward. "Now talk." Torrin looked sorrowfully at Hiei, then he let his eyes scan the corners of the bed.
"How 'bout a nap first." Said Torrin lying back in his bed.
"What!" Exclaimed Kuwabara. "But you just woke up didn't you?"
"Excuse me if I'd like to savor this luxury." Said Torrin "Seeing as I haven't any real idea how long I'll be able to relish this opulence." Torrin rested his head on the pillow. Yusuke looked about ready to run in and start strangling Torrin, but somehow Kurama was able to get the boy to leave the room and allow Torrin his "nap."
Begrudgedly the four spirit detectives figured out a plan of action for the delicate task of extracting information from Torrin, who didn't seem to want to cooperate at all. "Delicate why do we have to be delicate? I say we go in there and start busting heads. For all we know he's a spy for that Glad guy. He might even try to kill us in our sleep." Yusuke pensively cupped his chin in his hand. "You know now that I think about it he would be the perfect villain. Get in good with us and then attack when our backs are turned."
"I doubt the second rate demon would have the subtlety to ever pull off a charade that complex."
"Botan did say he was hiding at lot." Said Kuwabara
"Come to think about it…" Said Yusuke.
Flashback (A/N. I'm, not being subtle at all)
Yusuke and the others are standing around Koenma's desk. Torrin had just finished explaining the situation with Gladumus, and his inability to locate the demon to the spirit detectives. "You know you could just let him stay here." Said Yusuke leaning toward the toddler trying to keep his comment as covert as possible.
"No way I don't want he stalking around my palace." Said Koenma defensively, drawing more attention then he needed to toward his conversation. The tiny prince settled down in his chair calmly casting off the unwanted attention. "I don't exactly trust him." Said Koenma in a more hushed voice so that only Yusuke could hear. "Besides Botan would kill me." Koenma stated that particular bit of information, under his breath so that his words weren't picked up by any but his own ears.
End Of Flashback
"Oh great so he's a jerk and a con artist." Said Kuwabara unhappily.
"And we still can't kill him." Grumbled Yusuke looking off toward the ceiling.
"Not until we find out how worthless his ass really is." Said Hiei he wore a rather smug smirk on his face, and it was all too obvious what was running through the little fire demon's mind. Kurama shook his head, but deep down in the depths of his on mind the thought of aiding in Torrin's demise sounded alluring.
The contemplations of Torrin's death was cut short with the advent of a rather large explosion. In the room that was inhabited by Torrin. Being that their positions to said room, weren't exactly distant. The four boys were able to feel the tremor that ran through the floorboards.
Thinking that their rather perfidious "guest" was once again attempting to escape as was in his nature at least that's what they'd figured from their time with him. They for detectives reached the room just in time at large ball of what was most obviously demon energy, crash into the wall beside them. Once the blast had made contact with the wall it dissipated. Revealing an uncurious Torrin lying on the floor.
Racing to the point where Torrin and broken pieces of rubble laid on the floor the four boys looked inside the room, through what had been a doorway. At the moment the intruder was shruded by as cloud of dust. Perhaps created when they crashed through the wall the first time.
"What happened here?" Inquired Yusuke more rhetorically then anything as he tried to get a glimpse of the intruder.
"Isn't it obvious," said Hiei already standing in a offensive position. "Somehow Gladumus has figured out where we've been hiding that second rate demon."
"About time." Said Yusuke.
The sound of coughing drew the boy's attention back to the room, as the haze of dust settled. The eyes of the spirit detectives were met by a rather unimpressive sight. Demeanors changed quickly.
(A/N. What can I say but sorry I try to make things good but… Sorry if you didn't like it believe me I do try. It's just well what more can I really say)
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(Somewhere over the equator/Who's place of evil oh and refuge.)Kurama and Hiei: (going into Who's house.)
Kurama: You left Who alone with Torrin. Hiei what were you thinking.
Hiei: Hn
Kurama: Let's just hope that she's alright.
Hiei: Hn
Torrin: (Leaving Who's bedroom.) Now didn't you enjoy your alone time with me? (smiles)
Who: Yeah actually
Torrin: It wasn't that bad now was it?
Who: No, I don't want to admit it, but I actually enjoyed myself.
Torrin: I aim to please.
Who: I'll admit being alone with you wasn't as bad as I thought, and I did have fun. (yawn) and now I'm kind of tired.
Torrin: Using up that much energy can be exhausting. (stretches)
Who: (Yawn) Well I'm gonna get cleaned and go to sleep. (goes to bathroom)
Torrin: Alright (notices Kurama and Hiei) Princess, Porcupine what are you two doing here?
Kurama: We came to make sure Who was alright.
Torrin: (In the doorway of Who's bedroom) Oh.
Kurama: What exactly were you doing with Who?
Torrin: What do you think we were up to Princess. The two of us alone in her bedroom. Get the picture, Princess."
Kurama: You? (looks at Torrin) And Who?
Torrin: She really enjoyed herself. If you like I can show you what we did while she's washing.
Hiei: (weak cough) You're on your own fox
Kurama: Who actually? With you? Of her own free will.
Torrin: It took some persuading but… (smiles evilly) She consented quickly enough.