Disclaimer: I wish.

It was the night before Christmas, and all was quiet. There were no scurrying mice, or inanimately challenged toys. All was quiet that is, except for the thumping.

'Shhhhh Riku, we'll wake them!'

'Oh come on, you were the one that wanted this.'

'Ya but, must you be so loud? We'll wake them!'

A sigh could be heard.

'Faster Sora, or we'll be caught anyways.'

'I'm trying! But its too dark, I can't find the opening.'

'Bah, harder, you're such a newb.'

'Well, you could help me.'

'Shift to the side.'

'…'

'Harder!'

'It won't fit.'

Another sigh.

'Try /harder/.'

Kairi snuck down the stairs, seeing as how the thumping had gotten rather loud by now.

'Wahhh, you're so mean Riku.'

The voice echoed from the living room.

'It won't fit if u don't stop being a wimp.'

Kairi spasmed, they wouldn't.

'You'll hurt it!'

They /wouldn't/.

'Gahh!'

Panting could be heard.

Kairi dashed into the living room and flicked on the lights.

'STOP RIGHT THERE!'

Sora stared at her splayed on the floor as Riku quickly flipped over to reveal…

Kairi glared into her mug, her face still a bright red.

She huffed, to think they would do something like that.

Sora sat meekly across from her, his head lowered in shame.

Riku was splayed across the couch, a knowing smirk etched into his features.

'Kairi…'

She glared at him, a picture of indignation.

Sora went bright red and twiddled his thumbs.

'I…'

More glaring.

'I'm…'

She stared daggers at him.

'Uh…'

Riku continued smirking.

'I'm sorry! Please forgive me!'

Sora pulled out his uber puppy dog eyes.

Kairi rolled her eyes, 'Of all the nerve.'

Sora cringed.

'Not only did you wake me up in the middle of the night but,' Sora shrank back into his seat, 'But, you bought my !#&/ for Christmas!'

Kairi glowered at both of them.

Riku snickered and pointed towards the pile of still unwrapped presents, 'It's not my fault he's tasteless, and couldn't make the gifts fit in their packages to save his life.'

Sora did some more thumb twiddling, 'Well I thought…'

He was promptly silenced as a well-aimed mug hit him squarely in the forehead.

Author's Note!#& Whatever you sick minds can think up :P

Yes, there really was a word there before, but it's a secret so meh.