Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters…. Um… except for my made ups…. Which won't come till later… yeah

LA: I'm back and thus will be editing my fanfic by twisting the plot a bit… you'll see what I mean soon

A Mission, And A Trip To The Mall

Lee smirked as he slipped out of his bed. Getting dressed quickly he turned off his alarm clock. Shuffling around his unclean room for a blow horn. He dropped to his knees and looked under his bed. Finding his blow horn he took it and stuck it in his pocket. He then opened a clothing drawer and began tossing clothes all over till he found what he was looking for. A fake dead mouse, which looked pretty real. He also stuck the mouse in his other pocket. He rubbed in hands together evilly. 'Oh won't Neji and TenTen be surprised to find out how their morning will start out…. Great wake up call on 8:00 comin' up for them.'

Lee tiptoed out of his room carefully so not to make a sound. He took out a handkerchief and put it on the doorknob of his door ands twisted gently and began to pull the door to him. Suddenly the door creaked. Lee began to freak out afraid Neji's ears would hear the sound. Finally his eyes found an oddly place WD40 bottle on a table near by. Grabbing it he took a look at the door and began to spray away. Feeling like he sprayed enough he tried to close the door once more. Finally he shut the door without making a noise. He wiped away the sweat from his forehead. Smirking he put down the WD40 back where he had gotten it. Turning he threw the handkerchief in the trash near by before tiptoeing past Gai's room. He stopped at the Geniuses room and shook his head. If he was to pull his tricks he had to take TenTen by surprise first. He crept past Neji's room and turned to the right. He smirked and gently tugged at the doorknob finding it locked. 'Shit… I hate to use you like this my precious Visa.' He thought as he stuck his card into a small gap in her door and pushed till it opened. He fell onto the carpet with a light thud. Looking up in surprise to see if she had woken. His smile widened as he saw she was still silently sleeping. 'Perfect… step one complete.' He pushed himself up and walked around the few kunai knifes on Ten Ten's floor. He looked down at her sleeping form. ' Wow her hair is down… just as it was last night…. Oh well time to get to work.' He fingered the fake rat and nodded before taking it out and laid the rat (mouse, rat same difference) on her chest. 'Hold on… how am I to prank TenTen and Neji… I can… but is it possible? Yes I think it is… might as well try…' He bent over and picked up two kunai knives and stood straight up once again. 'How can she walk around in her room without hurting her self on her own weapons?' He thought shrugging. He gently laid the two-kunai knives on top of the fake mouse. The weight made the mouse begin to squeak. TenTen flinched but did not wake. Lee then unwrapped one of his arms bandages and tied it around the mouse's body. Deciding the kunei knifes were of no use he threw them back on the ground. Taking the bandage he tied it around a long stick which he had recently found in Ten Ten's room. Oddly enough the stick had Neji's name carved into it with a kunei knife. He didn't notice this though. Replacing the mouse on Ten Ten's face he began to walk off with the stick in his hand. Every now and then he looked back to make sure his plot was working. He walked all the way to Neji's room laying down the stick at Neji's open door. He then slipped into the room empty handed. Looking around the room in fear of what he was about to do he gulped and drew out the horn. Taking one last breath he blew the horn. Neji snapped out of bed his eyes glaring at Lee. Lee sweat dropped as Neji began to run at him. Lee escaped out of Neji's room and picked up on the stick and tugged so that the mouse moved from Ten Ten's face to her chest. Suddenly a scream came from Ten Ten's room as well as a angry roar from Neji's room. Lee turned in all directions not sure what to do. He ducked as an unkown pointy object flew at him. He turned and saw Ten Ten standing angry at her door. He began sweat dropped and he used his speed to escape into Gai's room.

Neji stormed out into the hallway in a huff trying to get Lee. He saw TenTen and stopped his face flushed. Ten Ten gasped and blinked a few times blushing. There in front of her was Neji without a shirt. There standing in front of Neji was the girl he thought was only a friend to him with her hair down.

"Um…" Ten Ten began.

"Your… hair is down" He said dully.

"Uh… yeah and umm… you need a shirt"

"What makes you think I had enough time to put on a shirt? I was busy chasing Lee!"

"Well… why don't you put one on now instead of looking at my hair? Besides what business is yours to stare at my looks?

"Stare? Ha! I'm only staring at your looks because I thought you mistaken today for Halloween but I wasn't really sure"

"What the hell was that supposed to mean?"

"Its supposed to mean what it was the hell I meant it to mean!"

Ten Ten growled and turned. Neji did the same. Grunting he entered his room and came back in his usual outfit.

"Happy?" He grunted.

"Yes."

Lee was huffing heavily and slid down Gai's door in relief of not having his head severed. Gai blinked and looked at his student from his bed. Smiling to his sensei Lee bounded up to Gai and began to explain what he was doing in his sensei's room.

Around five minutes later Gai and Lee met Ten Ten and Neji in the kitchen. Lee slipped an uneasy smile at both of them. Neji glared at him as Ten Ten shrugged and greeted them. Ten Ten looked around to see where she would choose to sit. Sighing she ignored Neji and sat in between Lee and Gai. Lee twitched often all because Neji's glare did not leave him till Ten Ten sat down.

"Stop it!" she shouted across the table at the genius.

"Stop what?" came the sarcastic remark.

"Stop staring at me!"

"Humph… good point why would I actually stare at you? I mean really no one really enjoys looking at you"

"You little asshole! " she growled.

"Please guys" Lee whined trying to make his friends stop. He fell silent after receiving two death glares. "Go ahead don't mind me continue" He added.

"STUDENTS! PLEASE!" Everyone's head snapped to look over at Gai in surprise. Gai made his famous pose and continued to speak.

"As you all know fighting between the youth only separates the youth from the youth…" Everyone gave him a confused look except Lee who happened to stare at Gai with a look of inspiration.

"Your so great Master Gai!" Lee said tears streaming down his face.

"I know Lee…" Gai began to cry as well but continued. "Anyhow I must give you all your new missions."

"All right a new mission" Ten Ten stated as she began cleaning a kunei knife. "Just what I need."

"Not a new mission you baka, new missions," Neji snapped at Ten Ten who gave him a low growl.

"Now like I was saying" Gai's grin widened "Well Lee and I must go to the mall to find book on 'youth' for our mission while Neji and Ten Ten your mission is to go to the forest of Daemon."

"And where is this?" they said at the same time.

" Outside the outskirts of the hidden sound village… you must go there in order to strengthen your 'physical youth' and besides there you aren't going to be in any trouble there after all no one is ever there I checked and so begin to pack my youthful friends!"

Neji and Ten Ten left the kitchen in a huff. Ten Ten turned and entered her room. Slamming down a black bag she began stuffing items into the bag till she was satisfied with what she had in her bag. She then began to zip up her bag before stopping. She ran to her clothes drawer and opened the first drawer. Sighing she took out a poem and clung it to her chest. Then slipped it into her bag. She then took out a small plushie and closed her drawer. She was about to put her plushie in her bag but stopped and looked down at the plushie. "I'm so sorry Neji… What the hell am I saying? You'll never understand… though I always will be there just in case" She murmured. 'Am I making any sense? Nah oh well' She hugged the plushie hard before laying it down softly in her bag. "Oh Neji your as cute in plushie form as you are in human form" She chuckled lightly.

"ARE YOU DONE YET!" An angry voice belonging to Neji yelled at her from the outside of her door.

"Maybe I was wrong…" she smirked and zipped up her bag.

"YEAH I'M COMING YOU LOSER!" she slung the bag over her shoulder and exited her room.

Well? Okay right R&R…. and I hope this is better…. Next chappie I'll have some romance and action… so yeah peace out!

L.A.-

Words of the wise: " You might be a redneck if you skipped your fifth grade reunion to go to jury duty"- From Blue Collar.