Starfire and Raven were making breakfast while Cyborg and Beast Boy were playing their favorite video game: Tekken 4. Starfire was wearing her chef hat and her favorite apron reading "Kiss The Chef." Raven was wearing the same cooking attire; however, she wasn't so happy about it.
"Starfire? Do I have to wear this stupid thing?" Raven asked.
"Of course, Raven. You don't want to have your hair all smelly now, do you?" Starfire asked kindly. Raven let out a sigh.
"Yeah, I guess you're right," Raven said dryly. Raven was preparing pancakes and scrambled eggs while Starfire was in the middle of making Chicago Dish pizza. The girls didn't mind doing the cooking while letting the boys be; besides, it was their turn.
"Raven?"
"Yeah, Starfire?"
"I'm deeply concerned about your sleepwalking problem. I really hope you'll make a speedy recovery. Besides, there's no telling what those from Azarath can do when they can use sorcery in their sleep," Starfire said.
"… You don't have to worry about that, Star. I'll be fine," Raven said.
(Good. They're buying it. As for Robin, I'm not too sure…)
Robin walked into the main lounge and smelled the aroma of this morning's breakfast.
"Mmmm… MAN that smells awesome! You girls really rock! Maybe one of you can take on the Iron Chefs," Robin said.
"Teeheeheehee! You're too much, Robin," Starfire said. Robin smiled to Starfire. However, when he set his eyes on Raven, that smile disappeared. Raven quickly looked away, trying her best not to stare at him.
"NNOOOO! How could I have lost?! I was using PAUL PHOENIX, for cryin' out loud!" Beast Boy exclaimed.
"HAH! That eraser-head ain't nothin' compared to my main man, MARSHAL LAW!!" Cyborg exclaimed in victory. Robin turned his attention to the two boys playing Tekken 4. Then he turned his attention to the screen, watching in slow-motion Marshal Law doing a 10-hit combo on Paul Phoenix. He could hear Cyborg and Beast Boy begin to snicker at him.
Raven let out a ferocious growl and whipped out a huge butcher knife at Cy and B.B. The boys clamp their mouths shut.
"Good morning, Robin," the boys said simultaneously, hoping Raven won't kill them for making fun of him again.
"Hey, you guys. Can I play against the winner?" Robin asked.
"Sure. Knock yourself out. Make Cyborg paaaayyyy…" Beast Boy said, giving Cyborg the evil eye. Robin grabbed onto controller 2 of the PS2. Robin's selection: Kazuya Mishima.
"Hey, Robin."
"Yeah, Cyborg?"
"Look, we're really sorry about making fun of you about that moment after fighting Dr. Light," Cyborg said.
"Yeah. Really sorry," Beast Boy said.
"Don't worry. I forgive you guys."
"Really?" Cyborg selected Marshal Law.
"Yeah, really. I can't stay angry at you forever."
"Awright, that's cool. Now YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
"Bring it on, metal man."
"Come on, Robin. HIT 'IM WHERE IT HURTS!"
The apology has been accepted the moment a new match started. Raven smiled to herself as she watched the boys have fun playing the game and let bygones be bygones. The boys were talking on while Robin and Cyborg duked it out in the game, but Raven couldn't make out what they were saying due to the game's volume. Moments later, something came out of Robin's mouth that got the boys totally excited. So excited that Cyborg hit the "pause" button.
"You were dreaming about WHAT?!" Cyborg asked.
"I had a dream… about… making out with Jessica Simpson," Robin boasted.
"… wow. I wish I had a dream like that. In my last dream, I dreamt that I was making out with Wonder Woman," Beast Boy said, mouth watering as he remembered his dream.
"But this was different! It felts so damn REAL!" Robin exclaimed.
"… no way."
"YES way, Cyborg! In my room, we were making out! She may be a dream, but her body felt soooooooo good…"
Raven gasped at those very words Robin said.
(He… he thought he was… but I…)
"Come on, man! Lay us with the details," Beast Boy said.
"She felt every bit as real as the real-life Jessica Simpson! That curvy body, her nice legs, her silky skin…"
Raven's face began to flush red. The spoon slipped out of her hand.
"But did you kiss her?" Cyborg asked. Robin leaned on the couch and rested the back of his head on his hands. Smiling, Robin nodded. The boys were more attentive than ever.
Raven was three times as attentive.
"… Damn right I did. She tasted as sweet as honey…"
A crashing sound blasted from the kitchen and filled much of the main lounge. The boys turned to the kitchen, seeing Raven picking up a few pans from the floor. None of the boys were aware as to how deep Raven's face flushed.
"Uh… sorry about that. Breakfast is almost ready," Raven stated shakily.
Robin rubbed his chin.
(I've never seen Raven this clumsy before. Talk about strange.) Robin thought to himself.
Twenty minutes later, the Teen Titans sat at the table and feasted on their meal. Cyborg and Beast Boy were enjoying their deluxe Chicago Dish Pizza while Raven, Starfire and Robin were having pancakes with sausages, bacon and eggs. When Robin was about to take another bite out of his pancake, Raven gave him another flap of pancakes covered with sweet syrup.
"Uh… thanks, Raven. Why the generosity?" Robin asked.
Raven looked into his masked eyes and smiled at him.
"Oh, no reason. Just wanted to."
Robin cuts a huge piece off of Raven's flaps and was about to eat it. When he was about to chomp it down, his eyes turned toward Raven.
Raven was still staring at him, leaning on her cheek and smiling. Robin cleared his throat and ate on.
Starfire placed a nice slice of Chicago Dish pizza by Robin, laying it opposite side of Raven's pancakes.
"My best friend, I made this pizza especially for you! Since you appreciate my cooking more than anyone, you get the best slice!" Starfire said.
"Thanks, Starfire. I'll-"
Raven pushed her pancakes closer to Robin, making it much closer than Starfire's pizza.
"You know, Robin? Why bother having pizza when you can have the most delicious pancakes you've ever tasted?" Raven said.
Starfire shoved her pizza closer to Robin, nearly knocking Raven's pancakes away.
"Pizza is the best way of showing a certain SOMEONE that she cares," Starfire stated, looking Raven square into the eyes. Raven picked up her plate of pancakes and slammed it right next to Starfire's pizza.
Cyborg and Beast Boy stopped chewing their food and began to watch the two girls. Robin eyed them both strangely, seeing he's in the middle of their 'conversation.'
"PANCAKES are perfect for getting that CERTAIN SOMEONE up in the morning and getting ready to KICK VILLAINS' ASSES!" Raven stated back, staring right back at Starfire. The two girls began to snarl at each other, looking like two lionesses fighting for the same mate.
Stafire grinned.
"You know, Raven? I think your pancakes look better on… you…"
Starfire picked up a pancake covered heavily with syrup and placed it right on Raven's head. The red-head slowly smushed the pancake on Raven's head, making the syrup stream into Raven's hair.
"OOOOOHH! I can't believe what I'm watching this!" Beast Boy said.
Raven let out a light laugh and wiped the syrup off her face. Raven picked up Starfire's pizza, which was offered to Robin.
"You know, Starfire? I know yellow is your favorite color. So why don't you…" Raven pulled Starfire's shirt and dropped the pizza into her shirt. Raven let go of her shirt and let the tight shirt snap back into place. Starfire gasped, feeling the cheese mush against her chest.
"OOOOH HO HOOO! What a comeback!" Cyborg said.
(… this can't be happening… ) Robin thought to himself.
Feeling icky, Starfire picked up a huge handful of sunny-side up eggs with syrup and raised Raven's left arm up.
"You smell like an Amorgantic Walawalabingbang! Here's some deodorant!" Starfire slapped the eggs right into Raven's armpit and placed Raven's arm down. Raven gritted her teeth as she felt the syrup and raw yolk mush into her armpit. The boys were laughing, but Raven was feeling a vein pop out of her forehead. Raven looked down and saw something perfect for her to use.
"Did anyone tell you that you look similar to Frosty The Snowman?" Raven asked.
"No. Why would they-"
An Eskimo Cream Pie splattered right into Starfire's face. The boys bursted into sheer laughter, watching the pie slowly slide off of Starfire's face. Starfire slowly picked up a huge apple pie and aimed it right at Raven.
"It shall be YOU WHO who'll be a snowman!"
"Azarath Metrion ZINTHOS!" The pie glowed black and got knocked away from Starfire's hand. However the pie hit a different target. All the laughter stopped when the Titans realized what the pie hit.
The enormous apple pie- well, what's left of it- sat nicely on Robin's head. Robin snarled and slowly got out of his seat. His head boiled red so deeply that you can fry an egg on it. Robin began to open his mouth and prepare for an announcement.
"FOOD FIIIIIIIIGGHHTTT!!!!" Robin screamed.
From there, it was total chaos. Food was flying everywhere! Most the Titans took to their hiding spots and armed themselves with the best arsenal of food possible. The only one who didn't want to have anything to do with the food fight was Beast Boy.
"HELLO?! VEGETARIAN HERE!!" Beast Boy shouted, hiding underneath the table. However, no one payed attention to him. From there on, it was a 4-Way Battle Royal! Robin, Starfire, Cyborg and Raven got whatever they could get their hands on and use it at their disposal.
A teleportation field formed in the middle of the food fight. When the teleportation was complete, a huge turkey hit the bald man's head and got his head stuck in the turkey's butt. The man in red couldn't help but snicker as he dodged the food with ease.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?" the man mumbled through the turkey. The Titans came out of hiding to see who their visitors were.
None of them were prepared to see who just arrived.
"GREEN LANTERN! FLASH! Uh… glad you could come," Robin stated.
"Good to see you too, kid! All of ya!" The Flash stated. The Titans were glad to see their favorite superhero come to the Titans Tower; besides, the Flash is the only adult superhero who's a child at heart. As for Green Lantern…
"TITANS, MOVE! GET THAT TURKEY!!" Robin commanded. Starfire and Cyborg grabbed onto the turkey while Robin, Beast Boy, Raven and Flash grabbed onto Green Lantern. With one huge pull, they popped the turkey right off of Green Lantern's head. Green Lantern gave all the Titans a stern look.
"HE DID IT!" All the Titans exclaimed, pointed the finger at each other.
"Look, kids. That's not important. Flash and I came to tell you that a serious threat is coming for Earth! And we need your help more than ever!" Green Lantern stated.
… to be continued.