Orange Day

You better make your face up,
In your favorite disguise,
With your button-down lips,
And your roller blind eyes.
With your empty smile,
And your hungry heart,
Feel the bile rising,
From your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters,
As the cockleshell shatters,
And the hammers batter,
Down your door,
You better run.

Naruto carefully scrubbed the end of his black metal kunai. He didn't really know why he was scrubbing it. This thing that he was holding was a weapon, it wasn't supposed to be pretty. It was like ironing your Karate uniform before a tournament. The dirtiness of your belt, uniform, and kunai as well was to show your hard work and perseverance. And it was to be used to kill. And it would drain out blood. Sasuke's blood to be particular. But, Naruto wasn't that violent of a person. He'd killed a couple bugs in his time, but only because they were eating Mrs.Hayas' plants.

Naruto was still a prankster. Just because he was going to be the year's new Hokage didn't mean that he couldn't have fun anymore. He'd still try to be serious and do his work, but first he had to show Sasuke he wasn't going to be that dropout anymore. He abandoned that title a long time ago. It didn't exist anymore. Naruto had a good idea for today's prank. He had a lot of time to work his genius plan, it was Saturday, his day off. After his business was done, he'd reward himself to ramen; then, he would water Mrs.Hayas' plants and plan for the next day. It was going to be a good day. Naruto had also picked up some optimistic pride as well, which made him more determined to prank Sasuke today.

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Sakura told herself she would get Naruto back today.

But she didn't know how. She had never thought about revenge before. But why was she even thinking about Naruto? He was worthless, and he didn't deserve a place in her head. Of course, she already had that space reserved for Sasuke. She knew nothing about Naruto. That's what made it hard to see him crumble. She had no idea what he thought about all day. But, she would find out. Oh yeah, she'd find out.

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Naruto packed all his weapons into the pack that hugged his waist. It felt heavy. It's not like he was going to use the weapons. He wasn't going to hurt Sasuke...but there were more than weapons in Naruto's heavy pack....

Sasuke was just about done with his business in the bathroom. Under the "2 Inches is the limit" sign, the brown crusty toilet paper was almost rotten. Most of the roll had already fallen to the ground. This was a public bathroom after all. Konoha didn't seem to care about personal hygiene that much.

Outside, Naruto was holding Sasuke's "Bathroom" schedule in one hand. The other had a blue glowing rope. Don't ask how he got the schedule though. Naruto had carefully planned this out, unlike his other jokes; this was flawless and humiliating. A great combination. A fabulous combination.

If Naruto timed it right, he could catch Sasuke taking his pants off...and then....

Crap! It's time!

Sasuke never locked his bathroom door. Maybe it was because he didn't need to. Every girl could sense the presence of Sasuke. Why lock the door when you don't need to?

Naruto flung open the door with his infamous battle cry and through his automatic rope at Sasuke. This one was a special rope. Naruto had practiced with it all last night, he focused his chakra into the fiber of the rope, then it would nearly be impossible to escape it without advanced ninjutsu...hehehe...Sasuke was only 9 years old, no way he'd get out of that.

"AHHHH!!! NARUTO!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!!!"

Sasuke had a priceless look on his face. His mouth was gaped open to the point where you could see his carefully brushed and whitened bottom teeth. His iris no longer hid behind the bottom of his eyelid, which destroyed Sasuke's collected features. It was centered in the middle of his eye now. Who knew if it would ever return? The perfect Sasuke had been ambushed.

Unlike most Konoha boys, Sasuke was very sensitive about his body, and was not apt to show it to any girl, let alone a boy...like Naruto.

Sasuke tried to cover himself, but it was too late. The enchanted blue rope had caught onto his legs and kept Sasuke from pulling his pants up. The rope winded itself without a hand around Sasuke's arms. Then it twisted fully to cover and secure Sasuke's hands.

"What the hell? NARUTO!!"

Naruto didn't want to scare himself for life from looking at Sasuke, so he quickly got a hold of the steaming rope, which forced Sasuke to the ground. That dirty ground. That same ground those filthy animals had relieved themselves on...

Sasuke's head was now dragging in the dirt, and the glow of the rope still held strong.

Naruto was heading for the rocky cliffs that held the old men's faces. It wasn't far now, only a few yards. Naruto had to climb all that way...but he was ready for it, this was going to be great!

Sasuke's mouth hadn't been covered, but he couldn't use any spells without his hands. This was the perfect plan.

"God, how much do you weigh?!"

"A fraction of what you weigh, aho. What the fuck are you doing to me???!!"

"You'll see"

Sasuke was oddly quiet. He wasn't even struggling to get away. It was like he wasn't even ashamed he was being dragged up a mountain bottomless. Was Sasuke made of steel? Invincible?

Naruto got to the point where he had gotten a steel kunai into the side of the mountain. Still struggling with Sasuke's weight, he wrapped the glowing rope through the kunai tightly, even though he wouldn't need it, the rope would hold.

Sasuke was still very quiet, he was looking towards the ground in fear.

"Scared already?"

"No, dumbass."

Naruto looked down…and below him stood the whole village. Including Sakura and the 4th Hokage.

"NARUTO!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??!!", screamed Sakura. But them she noticed her Sasuke had no pants on…or boxers. Sakura blushed to herself and saw Ino do the same.

"Sak…sakura?"

"OH YEAH! NARUTO!!", cried out Shikamaru. "NICE JOKE!". All the other boys were laughing, they enjoyed this. The perfect Sasuke was going down!

Just them Naruto thought about his perdicament. This was a stupid idea. This was so stupid. How could I be such a moron? I'll never become Hokage now. I've screwed it up for myself. I'll always be a loser...

Naruto looked down at Sasuke from the cliff. He wore a big mocking smile, because he knew Naruto had screwed up. And everyone hated him again.

What a loser. What a moron...

Dun dun dun...to be continued....

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