Orange Day
Pimp Master Sasuke?
Naruto hadn't moved an inch. But Sasuke was loosing his cool. Being half-naked hanging off a cliff wasn't exactly his idea of a good time. And all the villagers were watching him...also...Sasuke was cool when he fought whilst risking his life, but he couldn't handle Naruto's little joke. It was humiliating. Whoever helped Naruto plan this joke was screwed-up, as well as smart. No way Naruto could have thought this up by himself. Maybe Sakura (his most loyal fan) had made a deal with Naruto. Only a perv would de-pant someone.
Naruto climbed off the cliff quietly and fled into the woods, leaving Sasuke on the cliff.
"NARUTO!!! GET ME DOWN YOU FAG!!!"
Naruto didn't listen, of course, he ran to the woods, hoping no one would follow him. But he had managed to get Sasuke angry. That was rare, and quite an accomplishment. So Naruto wasn't fully discouraged. He'd fail from time to time, mostly every day, but he'd still keep trying. He'd plan up a new joke soon. And he swore, that joke would be flawless.
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The next day Sasuke was finally taken from the cliff. The 3rd Hokage used some "erase" Jutsu on the onlookers to make then forget about their Sasuke-porn experience. It worked quite well, actually. But Sasuke still remembered. He didn't forget things like that.
Naruto thought of digging a rather large pit hole in the woods, near Sasuke's glorious home. It was stupid joke for an amateur Ninja, but Naruto was stuck on ideas. For the next hour, all you could see of Naruto was the tip of his blond hair poking out from the ground. Naruto had brute strength on his side, which was best for yard work. It still remained a secret to Naruto why no one had allowed him a job. He was a pretty handy person after all.
Naruto stepped back and wiped his sweaty forehead, blanketing caked mud on his dehydrated skin. Digging a hole with sweats on isn't the easiest thing in the world. He stood back and admired his work. It must be a 15ft hole. It was pretty deep. The only thing left to do now was to cover it with leaves and branches. But that could wait; Naruto headed to town and started to unzip his fly.
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Sakura had thought up many ways to embarrass Naruto. Only one was pleasing to her.
Sakura headed to the center of town where the filthy public restrooms are. She put her hands behind her back to look innocent, and hummed a simple children's tune. She kicked at the dirt before her with the shoe that had previously stepped in Naruto's spit. Looking back, she made sure no one was watching, and quickly switched the signs that led the IQ challenged citizens in the right bathroom. Now the men's sign was on the women's bathroom, and the women's was on the men's.
Oh yeah. He'll walk right into the wrong bathroom. Everyone will laugh at him!
Sakura smiled at herself, and her plan. It was going to work, it had to work. She skipped down the street, humming a more modern tune, and kicking a rock down the road, all the way home. She didn't need to stay and watch. Sakura was sure she'd hear about it tomorrow in class.
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Naruto was sweaty by the time he got into town. He was ridiculously dirty by that time as well. He ran to the rest of the way to the rest room, Naruto had an incredibly small bladder for one his age. Naruto came to a stop.
Something's...wrong....
Naruto stared at the reversed signs.
Hm....
Naruto turned to the right, ignoring a gut feeling. Inside he heard giggling. High voices, like that of a women. The walls were also clean and sanitized. Paper towels were where they should be. Did he smell lavender? Toilet paper didn't fill the sinks. There weren't any urinals...
G....Girls....room?!!!
Naruto dodged behind the garbage can in fright.
Damn...who could have switched the signs???? Sasuke....
"Sexy no Jutsu!"
-poof-
Naruto transformed into a thin, blond teenager with pigtails that made her look even younger.
"Hey, Naruto!", said Kiba. An unkepted boy with a white puppy on a leash entered the girls' room
In a teen's voice worthy of an Oscar, Naruto/girl said, " Dumbass, what are you going in here?" In a whispered voice, Naruto said, "This is the girls' room, escape while you can!"
"N...Naruto?"
With that a tall, even thinner girl walked up to Naruto and Kiba. She had these black boots on, and looked like she was ready to kick...
Kiba looked at Naruto, then to the others starting to crowd in back of the tall girl.
"RUUUUUN!!!!!", screamed the feminine Naruto.
They both managed to escape the scary clutches of grown women, and made it alive, out of breath. Kiba was practically in tears at this point, Naruto was shocked. But they smiled to each other. They were probably the only ones to muster up enough courage to go in there, but that wasn't really the case. Someone had switched the signs.
"Um...Naruto? W...why...are you a..a..girl?", said Kiba, trying to hide his bloody nose.
"Oh, It's a new kind of Jutsu I made up. You like it? The name's "Sexy no Jutsu". It took me a while to get the figure down, but after that, it was easy. I could show you."
"Yeah! I'd win all my matches using a girl's seductive body..." said Kiba sarcastically.
Naruto smiled to himself and waved goodbye to Kiba. He was finally fitting in. It felt great. It wasn't so easy making friends, though it held a great reward in the end.
Naruto started to head back to his hole, when he noticed someone was staring at him. Not just anyone, Sasuke. He had forgotten to change himself back into his male form...!
Shoot...don't tell me....
Maybe it was just Naruto, or was Sasuke staring at him?
This is odd...
Naruto stared back at Sasuke, getting a smile in return.
What the heck is going on??
Naruto tried to back away, but Sasuke kept walking forward towards the feminine Naruto.
Naruto's feminine body was twitching all over.
What do I do???
Too late.
Okay, I didn't really want to break this up into 2 chapters, but...I have to now. I added too much. sigh Thanks again to all the reviewers!
Next time: Naruto is forced to go out on a date with Sasuke in feminine form!! Sakura gets jealous! Naruto humiliated (again).
Hopefully I didn't make Kiba too OOC...