Orange Day

"I will rip off your head and crap down your throat"

First he hates me, now he wants to date me. There is something wrong with this, why did I let myself go out with this weirdo? Oh yes. The plan. If anyone notices my voice, I'm done for. I don't want to be known as "gay Naruto". But Sasuke is sitting too close to me...does he have a thing for older women or what? At least I managed to use the Jutsu with my cloths on this time. Being naked wouldn't help my situation either. But what will I do now? I can't hold this form for long...

---- Just five minutes later with Sasuke:

Naruto sat in the small, but very expensive French chair that belonged to this rather expensive restaurant. "Ca Va" was open every night at 7:00 pm. It was an open bar in the back of the room. There were six old men huddled in the back corner playing some card game and sharing a large bottle of Vodka. Naruto fiddled with the dull cherry tart on his fine china plate. Usually he liked to eat, but Sasuke had bought his food this time. That was disgusting, and it made him want to shower or wash his hands. Naruto wouldn't touch the food Sasuke gave him.

Okay, I can't stand this form for more than 30 minutes...

Naruto had a deep frown on "her" face. He finally dared to look up at Sasuke who was staring back at him. If only he knew I wasn't female! Haha! Naruto gave a sweet smile to Sasuke, which made him blush up to his ears. Sasuke couldn't handle a hot girl. No, Naruto wasn't being kind either. It was a devious smile. It was the start of a flawless plan. One grueling and humiliating.

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Sakura walked down the cobblestone path leading to her favorite restaurant "Ca Va". It wasn't really her favorite. She had never sat down and had a meal in that restaurant. Only couples came to that restaurant, and she was single. It was also expensive. There was no way she would surrender her allowance for a moonlit dinner with herself.

There's only one person I'd go with---!

Sakura saw Sasuke holding onto someone's hand. Was it his Mom? No. Was it his Aunt? No. It was a thin, curvy teenager with long blond hair, and wide sapphire eyes. It seemed as though she had three scrapes along both her cheeks. Under the table she had her legs crossed, a comfortable position, although the girl's face was utterly disgusted. It was like she didn't enjoy being with her Sasuke.

"Does that girl think she's pretty or something? How DARE she hold hands with Sasuke", Sakura whispered to herself. She had a mild frown on her face, which wrinkled her forehead and nose. Sakura wouldn't let that girl own her Sasuke. If she couldn't have him, no one could.

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Sasuke hadn't said a word.

Why would any girls want to go out with him?? He hasn't said anything! I have to get out of this form before he tries to make another move on me.

Naruto was sweating heavily. Naruto slowly slipped his hand out of Sasuke's grasp. He moved them to under the table. Naruto put his index fingers together.

Shoot! I forgot about the plan! Can't stop now...

Naruto had done the reverse Jutsu sign and already a thick cloud embraced Sasuke and Naruto.

Sakura was still in the bushes when the smoke cleared.

"Is she a Ninja?"

WHAT?? I.... I'm still a GIRL!!!???

Naruto got up from the table and stared at his still-slender body. Why couldn't he get back into his male form? He had practiced this Jutsu many times over and over, and he had never got jammed in this female form. He'd have to stay a girl forever. He'd have to endure boys hitting on him. He'd have to use the girl's bathroom at school! But worst of all, he would never have a chance at Sakura. He was stuck as a girl, and there was nothing he could do.

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Sakura stood up from the bushes, hideously mad. What was this girl up to? Sakura marched into the back entrance of the restaurant.

I know what I'll do to separate Sasuke from that girl. I'll make her so sick she won't be able to scream.

Sakura looked for an unoccupied table, and grabbed an empty wine glass from one of the tables near the old men's cluster. She exited the restaurant and headed to the back alley behind Sasuke's table. From there she held out a peculiar green vile. She had taken that from her parents, which probably didn't care, they wouldn't notice its absence. Sakura didn't exactly know what it was for, but she thought it would be fun to see the outcome on whoever were to drink it. What you don't know won't hurt you, right?

Sakura opened the green vile and sniffed the contents. It was putrid, a cross between rotten mice, maggot infested meat, and her Mother's perfume, which wasn't all that appetizing either. Her father loved it, and she could never figure out why. But he always said that it made him "happy".

She pulled out the wine glass and poured the contents of the milky fluid inside. The wine glass seemed to fizz and vibrate in her hand. Sakura smiled to herself. If it vibrated, it was strong.

She strutted up to Sasuke's table with a forced smile, holding up the green wine glass with pride.

"...You...work here..Sakura?", said Naruto.

"Yes...yes I do", lied Sakura. "How do you know my name???"

Never mind that, Sakura. Put the wine glass on the table, and walk away. Sakura's inner-soul pushed her to do devious things sometimes. The person in side of her was so convincing, though. It grew harder and harder not to listen.

Sakura gave a forced smile, and set the bubbling wine glass on the table. She left them with a short, uptight wave, and a fast sprint to her parent's house.

Anyone with a brain full of crap would know not to drink that, thought Naruto.

He gave a sweet, but forced smile to the other side of the rather cramped table. Naruto pushed the wine glass to Sasuke's end.

" I...had it ordered specially...for you..." said Naruto in a seductive way, and ending the line with a cute wink, inching closer to Sasuke.

To be so close to Sasuke burned Naruto, but he had to put up a convincing act, right? He didn't want to drink that slop Sakura probably poisoned. Sasuke could get poisoned, but Naruto had to live, he needed to be Hokage. Naruto didn't want to die!

Sasuke had a mind. He stared down at the green goo in disbelief. No way in Hell was he going to drink that crap. Though Naruto had a different view than Sasuke.

"Hey...baby....", Naruto delicately picked up the wine glass, and "fed" it to Sasuke. Naruto hated doing this, but he didn't want Sakura to see they hadn't had the drink yet, and Naruto wanted to convince Sasuke.

Sasuke drank down the glass. But almost instantly his eyes turned white, and he started coughing, coughing like he wanted to harvest one of his lungs. Sasuke got onto the floor and grasped his throat. It burned. His body was shaking tremendously, but then it stopped. Sasuke had a weird look on his face, and he was sort of blushing, as if he was high. Sasuke smiled, got up, and led Naruto by the arm into the back of the restaurant.

Naruto was utterly confused. Why had he led Naruto into the back of the restaurant? Sasuke was acting like he was drunk, it was strange. Had Sakura given him ecstasy? Naruto wasn't sure what it was really called, but he had heard about it from a group of teenagers. He was sleeping one night in a tree with his animal friends (don't ask) when the teenagers tried to burn the big Oak down. Naruto had tried to fight, but he didn't stand a chance against 3 boys. The Oak was eventually burned down, and Naruto got out of the fight with a bruise on his cheek.

Naruto snapped out of his flashback and focused on what Sasuke was doing.

Sasuke slowly started to pull down his pants, his face was still red, and he was sweating.

"OH MY GOD!!" Naruto covered his eyes, trying to save himself from his post-Sasuke porn experience.

Oh my god.... why's he doing this????

Naruto noticed that he was still in his girl form. Then he remembered he was stuck in it.

Crap, why'd I have to be stuck as a girl now??!

Sasuke's lower body had appeared, and he was advancing towards Naruto.

Just then, Sasuke's body trembled in pain, and he was out like a light, drooling on the floor.

Naruto opened his eyes and wiped the sweat of his head.

"God.... that was close..."

Naruto smiled to himself. His plan hadn't gone exactly as he thought. But he still had one. Naruto got a rope from inside his jacket (Now smaller, the girl's body had stretched it out, and was too small for "her") and advanced towards Sasuke. Naruto tied him up to a chair, leaving his bottom exposed for a bonus, and left the room. He was happy he had gotten his revenge on Sasuke, but he still couldn't get out of Sexy no Jutsu, and it was aching him. How long would he have to stay a girl? It was odd, and fairly embarrassing, but Naruto shook off that idea, and headed out of the restaurant before someone saw him.

After Naruto's exit, Sakura stepped into the back of the restaurant, searching for the dead Naruto. She came to an ill-lit room that was across the hall.

Sakura blushed heavily, and fell to the floor, her mouth drooling like a happy puppy. Sasuke sat in front of her, still unconsious.

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Three hours later, Sasuke arose from his temporary sleep, to see Sakura lying in front of him unconsious. He took out an old butterfly knife, and cut through the rope easily. He stood up, flexed his muscles, stepped over the drooling Sakura, and left the restaurant. He was looking for the path the pretty blond girl took.

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Fifteen hours later, Sakura wakes up, but still a little dizzy. Six old men wer huddled around her, laughing and smiling, trying to do explict things to her.

"W...what?...", she was still alittle dazed. She noticed someone was pulling at her long shirt, and then she was fully awake to see the men in a tight circle, trying to have their way.

"I'LL GET YOU NARUTO!!!", and with that she pushed through the crowd, loosing a shoe, and tearing herdress/jumpsuit a man was holding onto.

She ran into the woods, her shortcut home. And also the route Sasuke takes to get to school, only to be stopped in midstep by a large pithole about 15ft deep.

"AIIIIIIIIIIII!!!", Sakura trips and lands herself in the pit. She begins to whimper, but then hears the six men coming her way. She quiets herself, and tries to conceal herself in the shadows and mud of the hole.

Then, and only then, she VOWS she will get Naruto back.

Sorry for the extra long chapter! dies from deprivation of sleep and rest