This story is basically the very messed up and lame version of the real Inuyasha. If you people have any questions about the names of most of the characters which I changed please ask. Keep in mind this is the lame and messed up version.

Disclaimer: why do we authors even have one of these when its obvious we don't own Inuyasha...

When Two Worlds

Collide

Disclaimer: Please do not read this story if you are easily offended by killing and un-realistic violence, or, if you do not want to receive any, and or probably permanent brain damage. Remember, you have been warned, I, will not attend your funeral because of this story, and, I, will definitely not pay your medical bill.

Still reading? Then this is your last warning, if you are ready...

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Modern Japan beside a Well

"You big fathead! What kind of brother dumps people's backpacks in a well?"

"Sorry Katomi... I was just putting your bag on the well so you would play with me if I told you where it was; it just kind of slipped..."

"Well Sota aka fathead, now I have to jump in the well and get my bag! Grrrr!" What a fathead, he's just sooo annoying. Now to get my bag...

leaps in well

"This well sure is deep...huh?" Katomi landed on a grassy field, in the middle of it was guy a little older then she was; this person was wearing red, he had long silvery white hair, yellow eyes and white dog ears. Hewas leaning casually on a well and wasn't aware of Katomi.

"Hey! You, beside the well, where am I? What time is it?"

"What do you think dummy?"

"Umm, Japan inside a well year 2005?"

sigh "No dummy, feudal Japan."

"What? I went back in time through a well?"

"So it would seem dummy."

"Stop calling me that! I'm Katomi, What's your name?"

"My name's Inuyasha, what's that weird thing you're wearing?" Katomi was suddenly aware she was still wearing her school uniform, which hardly made any different as the only clothes she did own were 14 sets of school uniform.

"It's a school uniform."

"What's school, and what's a uniform?"

sigh"Never mind it. Are those ears real? I really want to touch...even though this isn't the time to do stuff like this."Tweak tweak

"Of course they're real, idiot poohead!"

"Hey! Don't call me that!"

Inuyasha snickers "Well you didn't want me to call you dummy..."

"Inuyasha, how am I supposed to get back to my own time?"

"How am I supposed to know? More importantly, where the hell am I? Anyway, you're the one who got here; you're going to be the one to get yourself back so blah."

"You big meanie!"

"Fine, I'll take you to Kaede. She's an old know-it-all and a smart old hag." Inuyasha led Katomi to a nearby village and into a cottage.

"Kaede! It's me, Inuyasha, with this weird Katomi girl from the future or something."

"Ye may enter."

"Ye?"

"Yes little girl, and ye will not mock stupid dubbing."

"Ok... Anyway, I need to go back to my own time."

"Why in such a hurry Katomi? Ye can stay for a few days with Inuyasha, and since he's half dog demon (that's the cause of the dog ears), he'll protect ye (though I highly doubt he'll do it without a fight.)" 5 seconds of dead silence later...

"WHAT! WHAT KIND OF A PINDEADED IDEA IS THAT? SHE IS DEFINITELY NOT STAYING WITH ME! SO BLAH, GO AWAY TO YOUR OWN TIME AND LEAVE ME ALONE AND IN PEACE TO DIE!"

starts pouting

"Well, no one asked you to dog boy!"

Katomi and Inuyasha face off

"-...Both of ye are soooooo immature, its saddening! Especially ye Inuyasha! You are the most immature half-demon I've had the misfortune to encounter."

"I'm the only half-demon you've encountered pinhead. And there is no way that human is staying with me so go away and die."

"Fine dog boy! I'm going home!"

"And how are ye going to do that?"

"You'll tell me."

"No I won't. Ye have to stay with Inuyasha for a few days, and then I tell ye how to get back."

"WHAT! KAEDE! YOU'RE FORCING ME TO LET HER STAY WITH ME AND PROTECT HER? YOU ARE SOOOOO EVIL. I NEVER KNEW OLD LADIES COULD BE SOOOOO EVIL!"

"Calm down Inuyasha, I'm doing this for a reason. I've also decided to give ye a present right this moment for no apparent reason so it'll probably be a trap but you're to thick-headed to figure it out so blah."

"Really? What is it?"opens present"Nice necklace thingy"puts it on

"Now Katomi, tell Inuyasha to sit or else I'll get angry... not that its very threatening but blah."

"Ok. Inuyasha! Sit!"

"Katomi? Kaede? What the?"WHAM (and makes a 3 inch Inuyasha shaped hole in Kaede's floor)

"!#3#7#84!. KAEDE! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? WHAT KIND OF PRESENT MAKES YOU WHAM ON THE GROUND WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS SIT? I CAN'T EVEN TAKE THIS BLOODY THING OFF! IT'S PERMANENT!"

"Calm down Inuyasha, and no, only when Katomi says sit ye will 'wham' on the ground. And yes, that 'necklace thingy' is permanent."

"WHAT? WHY KAEDE? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"

"Nothing so shut up and go away."

"WHY!"

"It's just so Katomi can stop ye from doing stupid, thick-headed things."

"Grrrrrrr. I hate you all!"

"Kaede what did you mean by protecting me..."

"He can protect ye because he's a half demon, far stronger then the average human, he would be stronger but his intelligence is not very good so yeah."

"Protect me from what?"

"From the other evil demons of course."

"Ok... but there is no such thing as demons in Japan."

"Yes there is. Ye will meet one soon enough so prepare to die."

"Do I have to protect her?"starts pouting again

"Yes. Or I'll tell Katomi to tell ye to sit again."

"Huh?"thinks about the pain "Well...fine then."continues pouting

"Now ye two, off ye go and leave I, Kaede, to die peacefully!"

"Bye Kaede!"

"Bye evil know-it-all-who-gives-neclace-thingys-that-make-you-wham-on-the-ground!"

"Inuyasha don't be so rude!"gives him her best 'I'll make you sit if you don't behave' look

"Aaaaaaaah! Ok, I'll be nice... when hell freezes over that is." Inuyasha took Katomi to a cave thingy.

"I'm not here very often. I'm usually off killing really big demons. So it's just a temporary place."

"Can I come with you?"

"No."

"Then what am I going to do?"

"Blah, I don't know. Fine, come with me. But don't blame me if you get killed."

"Yay I'm gonna get killed!"

"..."

"What do you kill demons with?"

"With my kickbutt Tetssaiga that I got from my dad. You should bring a weapon too." Near the cave Katomi spots a bow and arrow.

"How bout that bow and arrow?"

"Do you actually know how to use it?"

"No, it just looked less dangerous."

"... you're hopeless"

"I know, I realized that ages ago. Let me see if I can use that bow and arrow." Katomi took the bow and arrow and decided to shoot it on a tree nearby.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I actually did it."

"I didn't think you'd make it on the first shot."snickers

"Inuyasha! Be nice! SIT!"

WHAM

"!48E23. You meanpoo!" They bit each other's heads off all day, and the next, and the next, and the next, and then... A messenger boy came in the middle of whether Katomi should change into Feudal Japan clothes or just leave them the way they are.

"PEOPLE!"that got Inuyasha and Katomi's attention "Kaede told me to tell you to go to her in...2 minutes because she claims she is dying."

"Huh? 2 minutes? Let's go dummy. NOW!" They rushed to Kaede's house.

"Ok Kaede we came as soon as we heard you were dying even though you look perfectly fine."

"Yeah hag, you look very haggy so you should be fine."

"You're right I am fine. My messenger boy has an odd obsession about death, every time I tell that idiot messenger boy to deliver a message he tells the people I am dying. If I died every time he said I would, I would have died millions of times by now. The point is ye two will go back to Katomi's home and time by jumping down the well Inuyasha was leaning against, explain to your family the situation, and come back when Katomi feels like it and if you don't I'll punish you."

"So what will it be hag? Being sat? Incredibly boring lectures?"

"I'll take away all your food."

"WHAT? I HAVE TO STAY WITH HER AT HER TIME TOO? BUT IF I DON'T YOU'LL TAKE AWAY MY FOOD? THAT'S MURDER! YOU ARE SUCH A HAGGY HAG!"

"Yay! I can go home! Come on Inuyasha!" Katomi and Inuyasha went to the well and jumped. When they landed they found themselves next to the old well outside her house.

"Mom! Grandpa? Sota aka fathead? I'm home!"

"Katomi? You're back! Where were you (not that we missed you)? Who's that guy?" Katomi's mom and grandpa and Sota were waiting for an explanation.

Thats the end of the first lame chap. RR please! .