I'm soooooo sorry this is shorter then last times but blah. I wanted to end at the part where Naraku enters.

Disclaimer: blah, who would be thick headed enough to believe that I actually own Inuyasha?

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"I jumped in that old well in the shed in our yard and it took me back in time to Feudal Japan. There I met that guy, Inuyasha, and I stayed there for a few days."

"I don't believe you... (You'd have to be pretty darn thick to believe that)"

"WHAT? You're my mother! Besides look at Inuyasha aka poohead, his clothes aren't exactly, well, modern. I'm going back sometime, grandpa, can you tell the school that I'm sick or dead or something when I'm gone?" All this time Inuyasha just stands there.

"Sure! Love to!"starts thinking of ridiculously ridiculous illnesses or ways of death

"Ok, I believe you. Inuyasha can stay here for a while as long he doesn't destroy my precious lawn..."

"Thanks mom! We're going to go outside to destroy your precious lawn." Inuyasha followed Katomi, suddenly...

"Young man! You, stop there!" Inuyasha freezes "Are those ears real?" tweak tweak

"Yes." Do all her family members have to do that?

"Mom! It's my turn next! I want to touch!"

"Eeeeeeer, mom? Sota? This isn't the time to do stuff like that! Even though I've done it too but blah."

"Huh? Right!"

A few days later.

"Inuyasha, let's go back."

"Bout time..."

both of them leap in well

"Come on Inuyasha! Let's go to that cave thing." Inuyasha and Katomi stayed there for a while and they didn't get along too well. Than...

The messenger boy came.

"PEOPLE!"that got Inuyasha and Katomi's attention again "Kaede told me to tell you to go to her in...2 minutes because she claims she is dying again."

"Huh? 2 minutes, and she's dying again? Let's go Katomi. NOW!" They rushed to Kaede's house.

"Ye two are late... 3 seconds! Not that I'm counting. This is URGENT!"

"Ok lady, it's URGENT, what is it?"

"500 years ago, there was an ancient priestess called Midoriko, she created a powerful jewel called the Shikon no tama, the Shikon Jewel, or the Jewel of four souls. The jewel was for killing evil demons and keeping Japan safe. For a time all was well, then an evil demon called... errrrrr, how am I supposed to know stole the jewel and made it evil. Midoriko managed to kill the evil dude and take the jewel back, but the evil dude gave her a fatal wound and she died (not that I care but the idiot author of this idiot story made me care so blah). Her last wish was to have the Shikon no tama burned with her. 500 years later (now) it has reappeared again. I traced its whereabouts and found out a demon Millipede, called Mistress Millipede has it, and is destroying things at a rate of 1 village per day. One more thing, apparently no one can squish her. One more thing, the millipede has already destroyed 61 villages. One more thing, whoever is evil, and has a name like errrr... Naraku, can use the jewel for world domination, because it is the most powerful thing in the WORLD! So blah. I don't give a poo about it but I'm supposed to so blah, oh, and one more thing, I'm hungry."

"And what am I supposed to do about it? By the way I don't care if you're hungry."

"Hey! Inuyasha! Me too!"

"Not you! Me! It's my story!"

"Ye two are supposed to find Mistress Millipede, squish her, and bring the jewel to me so I can destroy it properly and end my pitiful career pretending to care about the jewel and also bring me some food."

"You make it seem sooo simple. And what do you mean by 'ye two'?"

"She means that I get to go too!"

"Awwwwwwww. Kaeeeeeede. You're sooo meeeeeean!"

"It took you this long to notice? Wow, you are dense."

"Well blah."

"Anyways, ye two will begin ye journey right now!"

"Yay! This will be so much fun! WE'RE GONNA DIE PATHETICALLY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... YOU WANT TO DIE PATHETICALLY? HOW STUPID!"

"It's not as if you don't want to die."

"Of course I don't want to die! Are you crazy and insane and psychotic?"

"Yes."

"Well blah. Lets get out of this pitiful hag's hut and die."

Naraku's Castle Thingy

"I, Naraku, master, of this castle thingy have decided to have world domination, but it will require some ingredients. Let's see, one Naraku, to dominate, check, one world to get dominated, check, one Shikon no tama, not check, I, Naraku, will have to get one. One enemy... hmmm, let me see in my mirror that can search Japan for anything at all. Ah! I see my enemies, Inuyasha and Katomi, I, Naraku, will probably have more, but at least I have some already. What am I supposed to do with enemies anyway? I remember my mommy teaching me some things about it... let me think... ah yes, I remember... you are supposed to send other demons to kill them and enjoy the view... so in other ways I'm supposed to kill them. I know my plan will succeed, because my mother told me that I am too stupid for my own good, and she's right!... What did I say! Oh well. Kukukukukukukukukukukukukuku! (Evil laugh)"laughs maniacally for a couple of days

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