Hello! Thanx to Dancing Pickle for reviewing and yes I admit, I don't like my beginning as much as the rest of my story. RR please!

Disclaimer: stop harassing me, I don't own Inuyasha so blah

At This Village Thingy

Inuyasha and Katomi traveled (and argued) for several days until they came to a village. A weird Monk gone wrong called Miko invited them to stay for the night.

"What are you two doing out here in the middle of nowhere where there are crazy monks like me?"

"We were looking for a millipede demon, so I can kick her stupid, lousy, over sized butt."

"Can I join you on your journey? Will you bear my child? I've got this nasty Wind tunnel thingy on my right hand. This guy cursed my grandpa with it now I have it!" Miko's words got him into some huge trouble, courtesy of Inuyasha.

"What... did... you... ask... Katomi!"

"Will you bear my child! Duh. Are you deaf?"

PUNCH BONK KICK after Miko regained consciousness, he explained himself.

"I, Miko, would like to join you on your journey, and I apologize for the rudeness earlier."

"Sure you can join Miko; we could always use some extra help!"

"Thanks Katomi!"

"No, we don't need help. Grrrrrrr!"

"Inuyasha..."

"I don't want him to come."scowls

"SIT!"

WHAM "4#! Meanie!"

"Sorry Miko. He can be nice sometimes."

"Let us have a good night sleep so we can continue our journey in full speed and get killed lamely!"

Inuyasha scoffs "I'm faster than you'll ever be Miko, because I, unlike you, have demon blood in my veins."

The next day Inuyasha, Katomi, and Miko continued on the road. At the end of a looooong day of arguing, the three travelers stopped at another village. A girl called Hitomi invited them to stay in her cottage.

"What are you weird people doing? Can I join you on your journey, or whatever you're doing? I am a demon exterminator and might be of some use."

"I, Miko, would certainly not have a problem with that! By the way...will you bear my child?" This statement resulted as a loud...

SLAP "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MONK!" Katomi sweat dropped.

"Don't worry Hitomi, don't take Miko's, eeeeer, 'request' seriously, he asked me the same thing when we first met. And it would be great if you join! If it were just I, Katomi, with these two boys, it would be way too weird, now we can so much fun! Now we can kill them together!"

"Yeah Katomi! I guess that it's good to have a balance of boys and girls, this way it's easier to kill the boys!"

"Resisting... urge... to... beat... everyone... up!"Vein pop Inuyasha promptly starts beating everyone up...

(Due to the severity of this attack and out of respect for the reader, this scene has been omitted, please use your imagination of the violence)

"SIT BOY!" (You can probably guess who said that)

WHAM Inuyasha, unluckily, whams on a slab of stone used for sharpening weapons and goes unconscious.

"Never overestimate the amount of Inuyasha's self-control, and never, underestimate the force of the almighty 'sit'!" Miko announced this piece of extremely philosophical information with strangely unfocused eyes and a huge lump on the head this was probably the result of Inuyasha losing his self-control and smacking Miko more then 3 times a second to the head. (Author's Note: This might cause permanent brain damage for Miko, so peoples, if you feel like sending your siblings to the mental hospital, try Inuyasha's method. The author is not responsible for any permanent damage even though you probably wouldn't care if there was any permanent damage). Hitomi was impressed by that little speech written by Miko.

"That was deep...I think you might live a bit longer after all..."

Naraku's Castle Thingy

I, Naraku, have just realized that I have two new enemies to kill. And I, Naraku, am still needing the Shikon No Tama. I have decided to send a whole bunch of my demon servants to stop Inuyasha and his meddling friends which my mommy told me to kill!"

The Road

The next morning Inuyasha was in a super bad mood, probably due to the fact Katomi muttered 'sit' in her sleep, which made him wake up all of a sudden and wham on the floor a second time.

"Look, I'm sorry Inuyasha! I didn't mean to..."

"Hmmph!"

Sigh "I said I was sorry!"

Inuyasha starts pouting, crosses his arms, turns away, and pretends not to be listening

"Don't worry Katomi that's the way boys are, if they continue this immature behaviour we can kill them later with my Hiraikotsu a giant boomerang I have that I use to fight demons with."

"I, Miko, hope we meet that millipede soon, so Inuyasha can start acting his age."

"AHEM! I heard that Miko, if it weren't for Katomi, you wouldn't even BE here right now!" Suddenly a grayish fuzzy cloud appeared, and moved toward them.

"Inuyasha..."

"Now what!"

"Should I be screaming and running to no apparent destination about that abnormally large grayish fuzzy thing moving toward us at an alarming rate?"

"Ummmmmmm...yes."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CLOUD! IT'S THOUSANDS OF DEMONS ABOUT TO KILL US!"

"Oh, ok then. COMMENCE SCREAMING AND RUNNING TO NO APPARENT DESTINATION!"starts screaming and running to no apparent destination

"Don't worry Katomi! My sword RULES! Watch me as I blast them apart!"blasts all the demons apart in one swing

"Wow Inuyasha! I didn't know you could blast/kill all those demons in one swing!"

"I didn't either."

"..."

"This is wonderful Hitomi! Then you and I don't have to do anything! We can sit back and eat!"

"Be quiet Miko! I wanted to fight!"Whams his head with Hiraikotsu (her giant boomerang) and Miko falls down unconscious

Naraku's Castle Thingy

"Hmmmmm, it seems that I, Naraku, under estimated Inuyasha. I will not do that again. I will wait for them to get the Shikon no tama, let than have it for a few weeks, than I will snatch it away!"Laughs manically for a few more days "I, Naraku, am sooo smart thanks to my mother! Kukukukukukuku!"

I hope you peoples enjoyed this chapter, and yes I know, I named Miroku Mikopriestess. It was an accident! I swear! By the time I found out, it was too late to change and I would have been too lazy to change it anyway. So from now on MikoMiroku RR please!

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