I'm soooooooo sry I haven't updated in a while but hmk and blah.
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The Road

Inuyasha, Katomi, Miko, and Hitomi traveled for a few more days; finally they arrived at the cave of Mistress Millipede.

"Yes we finally arrived! Now I can go kick some millipede tushy! Let's go!"

"I am mistress Millipede, I am strong and stupid, you will not defeat me!"

"Hell yeah I will! Watch me!" cuts

revives"See? I am indestructible! That is because I have the sacred Shikon no Tama in my heart!"

"Thanks for telling me!"

"Oopsie." At that moment Katomi shot an arrow and it went down Mistress Millipede's throat.

"Aaaagh!"Choke "My throat!" choke "Eeeeeerk!"Choke cough cough cough "Ooh it seems I accidentally coughed and choked my Jewel out! Good thing I got that arrow out of my throat though! Otherwise I would have died quite pathetically even though I probably will anyway!"

At that moment Katomi shot another two arrows at once. One went down Mistress Millipede's throat again, the other hit the jewel and it exploded. Lots and lots of really teeny pieces of the jewel flew all over Japan like fireworks. Meanwhile...

"Aaaagh!"Choke "My throat!" choke "Eeeeeerk!"Choke, cough, cough, cough "Hey you shattered my jewel! Meanie!"continues choking

"Katomi! What did you do that for!"

"I don't know. I had to help because she can regenerate so no matter how many times you cut her she will always regenerate so blah."

"Once I figure out what you said, ok... nice explanation. The only part I understood was 'so blah', so blah."

"..."

"Now I will suck Mistress Millipede up!"

"How are you going to do that Miko? Like a vacuum, cleaner?"

"No Katomi. What's a vacuum cleaner? Does it kill things?"

sigh "Never mind."

"Wait! I, Inuyasha, have decided that right now is a good time to kick Mistress Millipede's tushy!"kick

"YEOW!"continues choking

"Now watch I, Miko's, wind tunnel!" ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Miko unwraps his right hand and a black hole in his palm sucks in the choking Mistress Millipede, than he wraps it up again.

"Wow Miko! That is so cool isn't it Inuyasha!"

"Hmmph!"

"..."

"Inuyasha..."

"What?"

"I broke the jewel with my arrow..."

"But... but...but... but! Oh dammit! Crap! Shit! When you broke the jewel the fragments flew all over the place!"

Inuyasha, Katomi, Miko, and Hitomi only found 1 pathetic fragment of the shattered jewel.

In A Volcano

Inside the volcano there was a dog demon; in his human-like form he had long silky, silvery white hair like Inuyasha, except even longer. He also had cold, yellow, expressionless eyes, claws and fangs, and red eye shadow. This demon's wrist and side of his face also had reddish, purplish marks (the sign of a pure-blood plus high class demon).

(Note: His few emotions are, normal cold look, anger, pouting, and only smiling when he's about to kill something)

"I, Sesshoumaru, am pathetic Inuyasha's half brother."starts pouting "why does pathetic little Inuyasha get Tetssaiga, while I, much superior, gets the Tenseiga? That is why I, Sesshoumaru, came to this volcano with my lowly and highly pathetic frog demon servant Jaken who's stupidity never fails to amaze me, so I can find the sword smith Toutousai to forge me a sword better than Tetssaiga if he doesn't I will wring his pathetic neck."

"Lord Sesshoumaru, why do we have to go to Lord Toutousai to forge the sword?"(Jaken is a huge whiner)

"Because, idiot, Toutousai was the sword smith who forged Tetssaiga and Tenseiga!"

"Lord Sesshoumaru, you say that Lord Toutousai already forged the Tenseiga, it must be very powerful! What is its power?"

"Do you really want to know?" takes out Tenseiga, and slices Jaken in half

"Huh! Why mi lord? Why?"falls down in two halves

Sesshoumaru kicks Jaken's body a few times

"Quit faking! Get up Jaken you're fine!"Jaken lays lifelessly on the ground

"He's dead... oh, no... Hey, this isn't my Tenseiga!" Sesshoumaru takes out his real Tenseiga and slices.

Sesshoumaru kicks Jaken's body a few more times and Jaken gets up and begins rambling.

"How can I be fine? You just cut me in half?"

sigh "That is the problem Tenseiga is a sword that can't kill!"

"Than let us find Lord Toutousai!" Sesshoumaru and Jaken walked inside a cave where an old guy with white hair tied in a little ponytail and really funny huge eyeballs was resting.

Sesshoumaru kicks him a few times "Forge me a sword!"

"Ah, Sesshoumaru I see you have come to me, but I will not forge you a sword, I already did so go away and leave this old man to die in peace."

"Grrrrrrr. Don't... make... me... use...force!"

"Huh!"looks terrified "Fine, I'll forge you a sword right away Sesshoumaru! Come back to pick it up in a few months when I'm dead!"continues looking terrified

"I'm glad you came to your senses Toutousai! Otherwise it would have been the end for you!"

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