Insane miko: well hello again and thank you who reviewed srry for not updating in so long I have reasons 1) I broke my leg and had to get surgery 2) I went on a cruise to Mexico 3) LOTS of homework test and evil people 3) I had to go to new York for my aunts wedding and 4) my floppy with my story got lost so I had to retype it 5) I got grounded 6) W?w?s. got grounded so she couldn't type it and to answer questions maki is demon world I have no clue how to spell kurama's human name and this is not a kur/kag story but the decided pairings are san/hiei kwa/yukina sess/oc yus/keiko kur/oc oc/oc the people kag and botan will at the bottom to chose from o and Kyle Carols Sean YOU THREE ARE SO DEAD WHEN I SEE YOU ALL MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why? What? Shutup.: omg im you were just sane it's the end of the world oh but its not cause you went insane on your last sentence and if this chapter is kinda to really crazy it's because im wrote part of it on a sugar rush and there might be some slite Hiei bashing if there is please don't flame us and we got Kwabaka's height mixed up with some thing else so he is really 6'5

Im: yea and sorry I didn't to the disclaimer last time so

Disclaimer: I Insane miko and I Why?what?shutup. Do not own anything but the plot, Rei and Ayame Yumi is owned by are friend Brea

Im: so on with the story

'Thinking'

"Talking"

Hiei telepath

-Kurama telepath-

/Youko telepath/

Chapter 3 ice cream, bunny boy, and discovery

Kagome's time

" Hey Yuske can we ask you something" asked Yumi "shoot" "why do you hang out with demons and Kagome said you where human but you a demon so answer that" Aayme stated/asked and the three demons looked at them in shock but it quickly faded "well then will you please tell us Kagome why you hang out with demons why did you come out of the well house and how come you're a demon now you were human last time I saw you" stated/asked Yuske "well come in side and we will explain but you have to explain to Yuske" said Kagome as she Rei Aayme and Yumi started to walk into the shrine as the three boys follow "mom grandpa sota were home" yelled Kagome but got know answer "hey kag" yelled Aayme "yea" yelled Kagome as she ran in the kitchen and Amaye handed her a folded piece of paper "what's this" she asked "well read it and find out" said Amaye as everyone else walked into the kitchen "what ya got there Kagome" asked Yuske "well shut up and well find out baka" said Yumi "anyways it says"

"Dear Kagome

Grandpa Sota and I have gone to china to take care of your sick cousin and we wont be back for 2 months so take care off the house and no party's I left money and some credit cards on you bed remember that Yuske coming over for a week today and there a lot of ice cream in the frig so be careful

Love

Mom

P.s. here is also candy cookie dough and horror movies bye." Kagome said as she finished reading then Rei got an idea "I challenge Hiei to an ice cream eating contest do you except?" "Hn why would I take part in such a childish challenge" said Hiei "oh is wittle Hiei to scared and weak to go up agenst wittle old me" Rei said in a tonting baby voice that made Hiei's left eye twitch while thinking 'no one calls me weak and I mean no one' "fine I except on two conditions one there will be a time limit of five minutes and the winner gets to torture the loser" said Hiei with a grin "I wouldn't have it any other way" Rei said with a smirk "I'll be time keeper" said Yuske as he pulled a stop watch out of nowhere and will be the refs" yelled Yumi as she and Kagome boring out bowls and bowls of ice cream "ok spoons ready set go" yelled Amaye as Yuske started timing and Rei and Hiei started eating thinking the same thing 'I WILL WIN!'

bbbbbbbbb5 minutes and over 200 bowls laterbbbbbbbbbbb

"And time drop the spoon and back away from the ice cream and we will find out the winner" yelled Yuske as the door bell rang " I'll get it Kurama go count the empty bowls of ice cream and Amaye get the strait jackets I think well need them" said Yumi as she walked out the dining room and went to get the door "hi who are you and what do you want" she asked "why im the great Kuazma Kuwabara and will you be my girlfriend" said/asked the big idiot " yea" "really" "if hell freezes over you get a brain you actually stop being ugly the devil becomes nice and wants to have a tea party and pigs fly because the world would be turned upside down and anything could happen then so what's the real reason you're here" "o is Urimishi here" "who" "Yuske Urimishi" "o yea he's here come in" said Amaye as she and the over sized ompalompa walked back to the dining room "so who won" "well Hiei ate 150 bowls of ice cream but Rei ate 200 so that means Rei wins" " ya I win go me go me in your face three eyes" said/yelled Rei while grinning like an idiot. "sure now get what ever your going to do to me over with so we can find out how the hell you knew we were in that tree" said an annoyed Hiei " fine but one question first what's your last name" she asked "janagishi" "ok now on with the torture Yuske pick a card please" said/asked Rei as she gave Yuske a handful of upside down cards and he picked and handed it back to her "thanks oh you picked a good one this should be fun bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" then she started to chant and a bright light filled the room and when it disappeared the whole room broke in to laughter because in the place where Hiei was stood.

A 4'8 pink demon with long bunny ears buckteeth floppy feet and white cotton tail who just happened to be Hiei.

" WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!" yelled Hiei in a voice that sounded like a baby. " Well you see the card Yuske picked just happened to be a bunny demon a PINK FLUFFY bunny demon hence why you are the way you are now brother" said Rei grinning. " Brother what do you mean you are not apart of my family I have no family" said Hiei glaring at Rei " on the contrary Hiei you do. Do you remember the day that you were watching Yukina and a girl with black wings came and threw snowballs at you?" "Yes" " do you also remember when you called her your sister because your father told you you had two sisters when you saw him for the last time a year before that" Hiei's eyes widened at this. "It was you but how can that be she was.." "Killed" Rei finished the sentence before Hiei could and his eyes narrowed. " Yes I watched her die and you dare say you are her you will die" said Hiei as he pulled his lollypop from its sheath. Wait lollypop? That just made everyone start laughing again. "Were is my sword" growled Hiei " well you're a peace loving bunny so instead of a sword I gave you a lollypop" said Rei threw giggles. " Rei do him a favor and change him back now or my cuz and the idiot will die of laughter" said Kagome . " Fine" with a snap of her fingers the room was filled with light and as gone not more then 3 seconds later now Hiei was back to normal. "There happy" asked Rei "very" said Kag smirking. Right after those words left her mouth there was a sword to Rei's neck.

"Onna how do you know of my sister?" "I'm her you dope" "prove it" "fine" after she said that she was engulfed by a red light once it disappeared there stood a girl with long black hair that reached here butt with red tips a black tail also that was red tipped her ears had moved from the sides of her head to the top where they changed into fox ears with red tips. Her eyes were now red and clothes had changed to a black short-sleeved shirt that said 'gods busy how may I help you' black baggy pants with red lining. She was now 6'2 but the only way Hiei auto manically knew she was telling the truth was the black angel wing coming out of her back. "Selina it really is you but how did you servie that battle" Questioned Hiei "I'd rather not talk about it right now" Rei said not much loader then a whisper. "Ok explanations now Kag y did you walk out of the well house, who do you know demons and how did you become a demon yourself" yelled a confused Yuske now sitting on the couch like everyone else. "Well it all started on my 15th b-day when I was pulled down the well by a centipede demon…" (A/N: I hope you know the story because I don't fell like typing the whole thing) "Ok now what's your story Yuske" asked Kagome "well mine started when I died from getting hit by a car…." (A/N: don't feel like typing the story hope you know it) "I see," said Kagome. BOOM! "Oh no there here" moaned Ayame " who are here" asked Kurama " the two of the biggest idiots ever Riccio and Lloyd." Just as she finshed two guys walked in.One had green gravity defing hair red eyes and was wearing a white beater and baggy red pants he was 6'4.The othere had dark silver hair blue eyes and was wearing a blak jacket a slivery blue shrit and dark blue pants he was 6'3. "THAT WAS MY BAGEL" the sliver haired one yelled "NO IT'S MINE FOR I AM THE BAGEL KING MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the green haired boy yelled back. "RICCIO NAKO AND LEONARDO SUN SHUT THE HELL UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN NOW!" screamed Yumi. "yes ma'am" the both said in uoin sitting on the floor. "Kag who are they" asked yuske poniting to the two idiots siting on the floor. "The one with the green hair is Riccio and the one with the silver hair is Lloyd"said Kagome. "Lloyd thats a dumb name'' said Kwabara who now had a dagger above his head."I forgot to mention that Lloyd hates it when people make fun of his nickname isn't that right Leonardo" " will you shut up you know I hate it when people call me by my real name" "yes I know that is why i call you by it is fun to piss you off at times" " I think we should finsh this explanation at my house" said Rei changeing back into her human discise."ok then EVERYONE FOLLOW US" yelled Riccio and Lloyd as they ran out of the house. "come one" said Rei while everyone followed her out and headed for Her place.

IM: there i shall update soon....VERY soon so bye for now and here are the polls!

Kag/Jin: 6

Kag/Toya: 3

Kag/Inu: 2

Kag/Oc: 2

Inu:Bot:3

MirBot:2

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