Chapter 2

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Chapter 2

Ginny's 3 wishes

" You have to make 3 wishes in the next 5 minutes." He started, exhaustion sticking to every word he spoke. "One wish for a object, the next for a event to occur, and the last to go somewhere. If you don't, you will be cursed forever, mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." He said blandly and he blew the one hair he had out of his face.

"Hmmm… Mr. Genie-sir-dude, I don't know what to wish for. I would wish for more wishes or for more money, but that's just plain greedy." She said naively.

" If you don't quick up I'll drown you with my onion breath! Fork it out all ready!" he yelled, finally kicking into gear. His voice echoed through out the Great hall. Ginny flinched because his breath REALLY did stink.

"Gee-Golly-Gosh-Gee! Have you ever heard of gum?" she said holding her nose.

" Yeah, I have heard of gum. But it shrivels up when ever a piece comes near my mouth…" he said turning red, "…COME ON I DON'T HAVE ALL FRIGG'IN DAY!" His voice boomed, causing Ginny to jump. That mood swing was completely uncalled for.

" Gosh, I'm thinking, all right! Hmmm…lessee…the first wish would be for a wittle green bird! A budgie to be exact. One that waddles…but wait! Don't grant it yet! Let me like have it all straightened out first. Kay?"

" Yeah, whatever, just quick up. One minute already passed and I have other wishes to grant!"

" Hold like your horses! And I thought Genies weren't this mean or conceited." She said and rolled her eyes.

" Wow, conceited, such a big word for a ditz."

" Shut-up! Well like anyways, about the birdie, I'm sure about that. I justLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE birds! They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO adorable! I just wanna kiss them all over. And especially the ones that waddle! Like OH-MY-LIKE-GOSH! LIKE NOOOOOO WAAY!"-

" CAN YOU SHUT-UP!" he yelled. Ginny immediately shut her-self up. " So what's your next wish?" he asked her casually, like he just didn't yell at her.

" NO! I want my budgie first! NOW!" She pouted, and so a little green budgie appeared on her head. He waddled around for a few seconds and found a nice spot. He then rubbed his little birdy butty on her head, left a little present and flew off.

" You got your bird. Now the second wish…" he glanced at his watch, "…You have 3 minutes left!"

"Like gosh Mr. Genie-dude, calm like down! Well like anyways, my second wish…something to happen…well I would wish for this REALLY HOT guy to ask me out…one with a nice butt…" she trails off wondering about the kinds of guys she likes , while the Genie munches on more onion rings.

10 seconds pass…

" Yeah, make it a nice firm butt…make sure he has abbs…someone a year ahead of me, so I can make everyone jealous…and…I WANT IT DONE NOW!" Immediately a cute guy in the 6th year, with a nice firm butt and abbs popped out of nowhere. He had a green residue on his shirt that slowly started to burn a whole through it. He was clearly pulled out of potions. Whole or no whole Ginny was happy with the hot guy in front of her. She launched at him and tried to kiss him. His face twisted into a horrified expression, and he ran off, Ginny chased him.

"HERE I COMESEXY BOY!"

" SAVE ME MOMMY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

" YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES LEFT!"

A/n: Yay! The second chapter. The last wish will be in the next chapter, which is the last chapter. I decided to thank every one at the end of the whole thing. It is a one-shot , I doubt I'll get a million reviews. REVIEW!

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