Disclaimer: I do not have Naruto in my arsenal of 'own'!

'Sakura's Hokage?!' That's all I've been getting. Just read, you'll find out sooner or later why. And is this a SakuraXSasuke fic? Well, let's just say I don't really like either of them, so… You tell me…

"What? No scoff this time." Neji did scoff then. His spirits must have jump fifty stories when he first saw her, but now… Well…

"Cheap, Naruto… Really cheap…" He snorted as the genjustsu unraveled itself, revealing none other than the blonde boy who had defeated him so long ago.

"Darn! It worked on Lee when I turned into Sakura and said I loved him! Though he probably realizes by now…" He muttered. "Oh, wait, it doesn't sound like what it means!" He added quickly when Neji gave him a 'Okay…' look.

"At some times, you're even more perverted then Kakashi and Jiraiya. (spelling???)" Neji answered. Heh. To think I thought it was actually her… "What are you doing back? I thought you were going 'wander the four corners of the Earth'."

"I did, but there wasn't any Ramen in most parts! It literally killed me at first, until I discovered…" He trailed of then as his eyes went dazed. Neji could tell by looking at it that he was thinking about whatever it was that he liked. How typical of Naruto. Tch.

"Anyways, I'm back to claim the title of Hokage!!! Hahaha!!!!" He announced triumphantly, completely oblivious to the events that have occurred when he was traveling.

"Hate to break your bubble, but they gave up waiting for you two months ago. Sakura's now Hokage, but I'm sure she'll let you have the title." Neji told him sarcastically.

"Sakura?! Hokage?! Is that possible?!" Naruto stammered. "Sorry Neji, nice chatting with you, got to convince then to hand over the title to yours truly. Have a nice life. Bye Neji!" And with that he dashed off, Neji's hand was still shaking an invisible one that was Naruto's a moment ago.

"Okay…" Neji said slowly as he proceeded home.

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"Give up my title?! It's like asking me to marry you!!!" Sakura, A.K.A. Hokage screamed at Naruto once he 'demanded that she forfeit the title so the village would not crumble under such a weak and… weak girl'.

"Will you?!" Naruto asked hopefully, all too hopefully.

"Uh, Naruto…" She told him. Even though she didn't answer the question, he already knew the answer all too well.

"Oh well, I knew that." Naruto answered a bit discouraged. "Anyways, I still demand back the title of Hokage!"

"Yeah? You think Hokage's all fun and games and just relaxing? How will you deal with the paperwork? The people constantly coming in for missions, no, I should say Neji really, but anyways… How will you deal with the complaints? The budgets real tight, so the taxes must be raised, but how will the people deal with that? You have to negotiate with the other countries for peace, keep out of war. How will you do all that, Naruto? It's not as easy as it looks!!!" Sakura scolded him. Naruto thought about it for a long time.

"Well, that's why I'm taking the duty off of you!!!" Naruto explained happily.

"…You don't get it, do you?" Sakura softly grumbled.

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"H-Hey!!! Neji, I was looking all over for you!!!!!" Lee hollered as he skittered to a stop behind him. Neji was just heading home. By the looks of it, it seems he had rocketed over there. Whatever it was, to put Lee in a state such as this, it must be important.

"Lee, what are you doing here?" Neji inquired, trying to stay calm. He always had a way of knowing whether this kind of excitement was a good excitement, or a bad one. It was a bad one.

"I-Important n-news!!!" He managed to squeeze out. Apparently he couldn't squeeze out anymore as Lee motioned him to lend an ear. After a series of whispering and short breaths, Neji finally understood.

"…You've got to kidding me."

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"Okay, tell me it again, because I'm thinking my ears deceive me." Neji asked Lee. They were in his kitchen, Lee gobbling down a glass of water.

"No, Naruto's come back-" Neji cut him off there.

"I already know that part, the other part."

"Oh. The Hokage's throwing a p-" Neji already knew that too.

"I already know that too." Neji said. Get to the important part!!!

"Okay then. The Hokage also found a new mission for you, say you must do it immediately." Lee said as he handed Neji a scroll.

"Why didn't she ask me personally?" Neji requested as he opened up the scroll and started to scan its contense. "I mean, I was just there today."

"She said it just came in."

"Then how could she have had it just came in if she's suppose to be busy yelling at Naruto right now?" Neji questioned further.

"Hey, don't ask me. All I know is, Sakura likes me…" Lee said dreamily. Apparently, he still had no clue.

"That was Naruto, he did the same thing to me with TenTen." Neji said, still scanning and paying no heed to a very heart broken Lee. "Well, I should be off now. Just tell her to give me fifteen minutes to pack my things, and secure my other stuff."

"B-But…"

…Next one will be longer…