-The Date With Kitten-

Starfire gave Beast Boy a weird look. "So let me get this strait…" She said in confusion. "Kitten gets to take Robin out on a date and he has no say in it?" She cocked her head to the side.

Kitten smirked. "Yeah Starfire, Robbie-poo is coming with me tonight whether he likes it or not!" She stuck her tongue out, making Starfire glare. Kitten turned her attention back to Robin. "But don't worry; you're going to love it."

Robin wasn't so sure.

"Okay Kitten," Said Beast Boy trying to Kitten's attention on him, seeing Robin's discomfort. "You get to choose where you guys get to go and what you do. Now name what you want to do with Robin."

A smile of pure delight crept across Kitten's lips. "This is going to be SO much fun!" She let out a small giggle. "I want to have Robin for a whole day and we can go to the dance that's taking place downtown and then he can come see my new apartment!" She nudged Robin and winked.

Robin looked about ready to pass out. "I am not having-" He tried to shout.

Beast Boy covered Robin's mouth, sending a huge smile at the audience. "Let's try to keep this PG13 for our small viewers at home," He whispered with a glare. "Do you know how hard it is for me to keep a job? I can't loose this one!"

"Viewers at home?" Robin said in shock. "What the hell do you mean, 'viewers at home'? And you get paid for humiliating me!"

Beast Boy gave Robin an annoyed glance. "It's live and I need the money." He looked back at Kitten. "You know when I said you could choose how long it lasted?" He itched at the back of his neck. "Well…there's a limit on that. The longest time you can have with him is six hours…"

"I have to spend six hours with this bi-" Robin said but again was cut off by Beast Boy's hand.

"No insulting the ladies…" He said quietly.

Robin clenched his fists, trying to resist the temptation to rip Beast Boy's head off.

"Awwwww," Whined Kitten. "I wanted more time! Oh well." She let out a sigh. "We'll have fun anyway."

"Alright guys," Said Beast Boy pulling out a remote. "It's time to start this date!" He pressed a blue button on the remote and a huge door opened to outside. "And remember Robin," Beast Boy grabbed Robin's shoulder and whispered, "You're being watched so don't try to get away."

"Watched? How am I being watched?"

"Simple. There's a small hidden camera somewhere on your body, don't bother looking, you won't find it." He shoved Robin and Kitten out the door. "Have fun!" He winked at Robin and the door shut.

"Come on, let's go to my apartment!" Said Kitten in absolute happiness.

"But you told Beast Boy-" Started Robin, getting panicked.

"He doesn't need to know what we do," She said as she grabbed Robin's hand. "This is OUR date, not his." She began to walk down the street, keeping Robin's hand tightly in her grip. "This is SO awesome! You know, you'll be my first."

"Your first what?" Shouted Robin already knowing what she meant.

Kitten let out a giggle. "Oh Robbie-poo! You are too cute!"

They ran across a few more blocks, Robin getting sicker by the second. This can't be happening! This can NOT be happening! He thought over and over. Beast Boy would never make me do…that with Kitten. Never.

"Here's my apartment," Announced Kitten almost jumping up and down. She pulled him inside. "Like it?" She asked, hope in her eyes.

"It's nice…" Said Robin.

Actually the place would have been nice. It looked expensive, clean, and new but the problem was…every single thing was pink. The couch, the walls, the carpet, the table…It was all pink.

"I just knew you would love it!" Kitten said, not picking up on the sarcasm in his voice. She let out a bunch of very loud giggles and pulled Robin onto the couch. "Oh Robin! I would love to sit with you!" She smiled and through herself on top of him. "Actually I'd love to do a little bit more," She purred in his ear. Before Robin could stop it, Kittens lips were locked with his. She wrapped her arms around his neck, making him unable to get away. "I know, I know. You're enjoying yourself SO much that you're ready to do what I've wanted to do the entire time."

"Really Kitten," Said Robin, gasping for air after her violent kiss. "You're a nice girl…wait…Actually you aren't, but I'm sure some other guy-Well…I just am not ready for something like this." He smiled weakly. "Or anything else with you for that matter."

Kitten sent him a glare of pure evil. "Robbie-poo, I don't care what you want!" She screamed like a five year old. "It's what I want! And Daddy says I should get whatever I want! So I'm getting this done with, whether you like it or not!"

Robin jumped up from the couch and ran to the door. "Damn it!" He shouted in horror. "It's locked!" He pulled harder and harder on the doorknob, wanting it to give him a way to escape. "Beast Boy! I know you're watching! Help me!"

"Oh Robbie-poo!" Called Kitten, suddenly sounding innocent.

Robin turned around to see that Kitten was wearing an extremely reveling nightgown. "No one can resist my body, not even you." She gave a calm smile, she was sure she had him.

Robin's eyes got huge and he turned back to the door, furiously pounding on it. "HELP ME!" He screamed as loud as he could.

"You jerk!" She yelled, going back to her five year old temper tantrum. "I loved you and this is what I get!" She began to throw random things from around the apartment at Robin. "I hate people like you, people who can't see that I'm the greatest most beautiful girl in the world!" Then the tears began to pour.

Honestly, Robin didn't feel the least bit sorry for the girl; he just wanted to get out of this alive.

"We're going to have some fun if it's the last thing you do!" She jumped on Robin and began to make out with him. "I won't let you get away this time, Robbie-poo." She spat the words in venom and she smiled evilly.

Suddenly, the door flew down and there stood Beast Boy with security guards. "Kitten," He said. "You have been disqualified."

"NO!" She screamed. "I will NOT leave my Robbie-poo!" She held onto Robin tightly, nearly suffocating him.

Beast Boy snapped his fingers and the guards pulled Kitten away.

"Why weren't you here sooner?" Snapped Robin. He couldn't believe that Beast Boy had left him with this psycho bitch.

"I was enjoying the show." He shrugged. "Reality TV…I love it."

Robin lunged at Beast Boy but the security guards pulled him back.

"Don't worry Robbie-poo," Said Beast Boy with a smile. "I'll help you find the perfect date. In the end you'll have no idea how to repay me." He winked. "Now let's get back to the show, time to see who the next lucky lady is."

They walked back to the show, Robin now hating Beast Boy. There was no way he could find him 'the perfect date', it wasn't possible. Another part of his mind told him to have a little faith in Beast Boy, but Robin ignored it.

"And we're back, ladies and gentleman," Said Beast Boy. "That was certaintly an interesting date…"

The fan girls in the crowd began to scream, "Kitten MUST die!"

"Calm down," Said Beast Boy, making a gesture with his hands. He looked at all the ladies that could be dating Robin next. "Let's not have a repeat of this event, okay?"

They all nodded.

"Well audience, you know the drill. Vote and we'll send Robin off to his next date." The phony music came on and Beast Boy tapped his foot to it with a wide grin on his face. "And Robin's next date is…" He looked at the screen and it flashed TERRA.

(I just seem to get weirder and weirder…I know, I know. I took forever to write this but work with me. I wanted it to come up with a good idea for their date. I'm glad I got so many reviews, you guys are awesome. Hope you liked this chapter, (I thought it was a little rushed…) I'll get working on the next. Just be patient.)