11/26/04 Sesshou's back with a new list and its not gonna be pretty! He's got some outrageous demands he wants Santa Claus to fill. He's also wired up (see #1, Coat Hangers) because he thinks he's getting a date with THIS AUTHOR.

12/26/04 It didn't take me a month to write this because I started it in August!!! 8/26/04 to be exact. I don't own any InuYasha anything. Just my lousy cold, which forced me to stick this up here cuz I just don't care anymore.

Sesshoumaru's Xmas List Part 2

1. Coat Hanger: Several in fact! Before Chichiue passed away on account of that damnable….Ryuukotse(?)…Wait, that's not how it is spelled. Or is it? I thought I was good at spilling? Oh wait, that's 'spelling', as in words, not 'spilling', as in blood! I am very good at this! Ano. Ryu…R..Y..U…Reeoo...koot…tsay!?….No, that is not it! Maybe it is spelled Reeoo…koootsszz…aaayyy!?…ARGH! That is not it, either! DAMN! Ano. Maybe… Rio Grande? NO! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Oreo Cookies!?!?!?!? ARRRGGGGGH!!!! GRRR!!! AHEM! Mootsies Tootsies?! GRRRRR!!!!! NO! HUH!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SESSHOUMARU!?!? EEEERRRRRRRR!!!! FUUUUCK! One last time! Ano. Okay! Wait! R-E-O S-P-E-E-D-W-A-G-O-N. DOUBLE HUH!?!?!? WTF is a REO SPEEDWAGON?!?!? SOME DEVIOUS SPELL FOR THE AUTHORESS TO GET ME IN TO BED?!?!?!?!?! This Sesshoumaru will not ALLOW this to happen!!! WAIT! WTF am I talking about!? I still wanna get laid! I'm hornier that a brass section! Maybe this REO SPEED-something-or–other is another one of Naraku's POINTLESS and not to mention USELESS incarnations that is guaranteed fresh until opened!? Did you know Naraku is a DEADBEAT CHICHIUE!!!! He owes tons of Yen in back child support to himself (how is this possible?) because he keeps spawning offspring. He'd rather KILL his own KIDS than pay child support! He also says maternity wear is so expensive that he can't afford child support. Because of the INSIGNIFICANT AUTHORESS, whom I will BED very shortly, this Sesshoumaru has lost his train of thought…

Authoress: --types down what Fluffy-sama's words-- "Because of the INSIGNIFICANT AUTHORESS, whom I will BED very shortly, this Sesshoumaru has lost his train of thought"…

Keep dreaming and your train of thought is still boarding at the station. How is this possible when you were rambling on more than a LED ZEP tune????

Sesshoumaru: I, this Sesshoumaru,…

Authoress: --types more of Fluffy-kin's words-- "I, this Sesshoumaru,…" Yeah, we all know who you are!!! STOP repeating your name!

Sesshoumaru: BITCH! You shall stop your insolent behavior, NOW! You have angered this Sesshoumaru because you have shown my Royal Person (RP) in a bad light by writing all those WRONGFUL words that I, this Sesshoumaru, never said! I commanded you to take down, verbatim, my every word as I spoke!

Authoress: --ditto-- "BITCH! You shall stop your insolent behavior, NOW! You have angered this Sesshoumaru because you have shown my Royal Person (RP) in a bad light by writing all those WRONGFUL words that I, this Sesshoumaru, never said! I commanded you to take down, verbatim, my every word as I spoke!"

What!? That's what I did, DUMBASS! You stuck Toukijin at my throat and told me to dictate your words VERBATIM to paper, you handicapped taiyoukai (see Xmas List #1, #1 A New Arm). Verbatim means 'word for word'!

Sesshoumaru: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! You have ANGERED this SESSHOUMARU TWICE OVER!!!! I am royalty and you are not! Die! Dokkassooo! No! Dokken? Ano. Duckass? Duimbass? Drakes Cakes? Bless you?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Authoress: --if you don't get it by now, then DIE!-- "AAAAHHHHH!!!!! You have ANGERED this SESSHOUMARU TWICE OVER!!!! I am royalty and you are not! Die! Dokkassooo! No! Dokken? Ano. Duckass? Dumbass? Drakes Cakes? Bless you?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Dokkasou! Yeah, and I didn't SNEEZE! Anhyhow, you CAN'T EVEN SPELL (see Xmas List #2, #3, Its Not a 'C') your own attack, you one-armed wonder. I quit.

Sesshoumaru: I am very wealthy…..

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