3/7/05

A/N: I don't own InuYasha or Sesshoumaru or Kouga or Miroku or Naraku or Shippou or Bankotsu or any character in the frickin' series, only Ms Takahashi does. Sin embargo, mas parodia aqui. Sesshoumaru es muy estupido and no puede contar. Que lastima! Oh yeah, this means Sesshou can't count and is really stupid. So he got his wishes f'd up and posted 10-14. Oh well!

10. I Want a New Name: You retards heard me, this Sesshoumaru, right. I want a NEW NAME! Preferably an Irish one. This way I have an excuse to:

(1). Slap my bitch, Jaken, around.

(2). Eat potatoes and cabbage and corned beef…… FFFFPPPPHHTTT That's for you, Naraku!

(3). To wear green other than Red and White (I feel like blood platelettes) & eat 'Lucky Charms.'

(This Sesshoumaru IS magically delicious!)

(4). Convert to Catholicism so I can….

(5). Copulate with many females to create a large litter of Hanyous. Wanna see my

shillelagh?…and,

(6). Become a Priest….. (Get lost, Miroku, you HENTAI!)

(7). Become a corrupt cop or a corrupt Democratic politician or both so I can love the

Kennedy's…Er!…Ah!…

(8). Become that which is a-typical of this Royal Sesshoumaru: Common and base. Then maybe my

fans will LEAVE MY RP ALONE!

(8). Join the IRA so I can hate the Queen….I wanna beeeeee….Anarchy!

(9). Listen to Sinead O'Connor…I hate the Pope.

(10). Live in Southie (South Boston, MA 02127) and,

(11). Join the Winter Hill Gang. (Whitey's my hero!) and,

(12). Be racist towards gays and lesbians.

(13). Believe in Leprechauns.

(14). Eat at McDonalds even though this Mc-Sesshoumaru does not Mc-eat Mc-ningen Mc-food.

Mc-Fuck Mc-you!

(15. Go to the bar and get dwunk whenevah I wisth…. Ethpethially on Thaint Patty'th Daaaaay

Justh call meeeee Sully O'Dog-gan.

11. Smoke Detector: Emergency! There is an Emergency going on becauseI'm RED-HOT! Hotter than the sun. Hotter than a stove. Hotter than a radiator. I'm on FIRE! My fans BURN UP when they see me. I'm SMOKIN'! I'm bacon, I SIZZLE! I am an Atkins Dieter's dream come true! Press my signal button and IGNITE ME! You fans are just SMOULDERING to be this Sesshoumaru's FLAME! HA! You fuming fans can not EXTINGUISH my SCORCHING looks! HA! All this Sesshoumaru needs do is to walk into a room and it is ILLUMINATED with his FIERY presence!

NON! No, I did not BURN SOMETHING! My name is not KIKYOU!

12. Fire Hydrant: Ahem. Is it not common for dogs in the 21st century to piss on these? JUST NOT IN THE SENGOKU JIDAI! I have this HUGE PALACE now thanks to Trading Spaces and yet I have NO TOILETS! I DEMAND that I get these 'Fire Hydrants' installed in my in my palace's BATHROOMS immediately!. I would go on about this subject, but I HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOO!
13. Body Condom: EEEEEEWWW! Stop TOUCHING ME! DAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD, MY HUMAN FANS ARE TOUCHING ME! TELL THEM TO STOP! EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! FILTHY HUMANS! EEEEWWWWW! THE STENCH! EEEEWWWWWWW!
14. Self Check Out: Hai! A Self-Check Out register complete with mirror is what this Sesshoumaru needs. My RP can check out his naked ass anytime 24/7/365. BEEEP! I'm HOT!BEEEP! I'm HOT, AGAIN! Press the button 'HOT FOODS'! That is MOI, kono Sesshoumaru! Let me ride down the belt naked! WEEEEEE! Tres kinky! What would you like this Sesshoumaru to be draped in: Paper or Plastic? All forms of payment are taken: Cash, Check, Visa, Discover and Amex. And of course, MasterCard:

(A/N: You saw this coming. You knew you saw this coming….)

Mirror from Walmart: 29.99

Credit Card Machine: 1525.63

Self Check Out Register a la Target: 10,889.02

Being Kono Sesshoumaru: PRICELE!