Trial's of the Teenage Mind
Sadly I do not own HP!
Authors Note!
OMG! I got 4 reviews! Thank you so much you guys are great! Kay by the way… Hermione does not no that the clue's lead to her… this is her POV and they will be getting the last clue when we catch up. Does that make sense? Anywho once again thank you so much for the reviews! Sorry about not updating earlier but I had three tests and was away all weekend in Edmonton. Onto Chapter 3…
Chapter 3
As I had said before that's when it went crazy. Being Head Girl I now shared a dorm room with the dreaded Malfoy. I knew it'd be hell but nothing prepared me for just how bad. You see Malfoy is one of the "hotter" boys around school… or so says the female population of Hogwarts. As quote from Lavender aka the traitor, "With his blonde locks and steel grey eyes not to mention a Quidditch body who doesn't love him!" That also means that knowing Malfoy you can already tell how smug he is about it. His bad boy rep. does nothing to improve the situation as you will see I often find certain "visitor's" at the door. Here I am jumping ahead… let's go back to the first day of school…
I woke up at 7:30 as usual… and as usual I toke a shower got dressed in my conservative robes, brushed my now magically altered teeth, tried to do something with my ultra bushy hair and headed down to our common room for a few minutes peace of reading. Settling into my book "Hogwarts a History, the revised version" I enjoyed what I thought would be my peace of the day only to be rudely interrupted by the thudding of one large ferret.
"Malfoy, please stop your racket some of us are trying to read!" Of course the blonde ferret always does the opposite of what you say and his banging around increased in pitch. Dejectedly, I threw down my book knowing full well that my peace and quiet would not return.
"Ok Malfoy, you win now would you please shut up?" The banging continued but I no longer cared as I was planning on now just heading down to the Great Hall for breakfast only to be blocked by none other then Malfoy.
"Malfoy you have three seconds to move or I will curse you into oblivion!" I said pointing my wand at his chest. The good thing about being the "know-it-all" is that when you threaten most people back up. Unfortunately Malfoy is not most people…
"Sorry Granger but I was here first and I wish to stay. Now back your ugly face away sir!" Now I realise I am not the most pretty of girls but it hurt's when someone calls you ugly. I know its Malfoy and it was stupid to do what I did but really I've been considered "one of the boys" all my life and this time I finally snapped.
What makes the monkey dance. What makes the monkey dance!
Ohh… Yes so sorry… I kind of got sidetracked now where was I…
Ohh yes… I finally snapped.
"MALFOY YOU ARE DEAD! YOU STUPID HORRIBLE PRAT!" That's when I did it… I kicked him in the family jewels, the willy-wong, dada's gift… well you no where… it was stupid… I overreacted and was surely in some deep trouble. He was going to tell and they would give me a horrible punishment. Like… dare I say it… detention. I absolutely hate detention. It's horrible, inhumane, sick and cruel. When I got the shock of my life.. all the while with images of detention flashed through my head Malfoy stood there pain not visible. My foot was throbbing and I stood there gaping like a fish.
"Wha..Whe…Why aren't you in pain!" I finally managed to say. He smirked, I gulped.
"Well you see my precious Mudblood," I fumed when he said it, "I am quite the lady's man and unfortunately for me there are many fine women among Hogwarts and I plan to date many. Women on the other hand want commitment so when it comes time to moving on I have to break their dear hearts and most do not react well to this resulting in violence. Being the intelligent man that I am I had a protective charm placed over my privates so that nothing critical to a mans survival will be damaged." The stupid smirk grew so wide I thought his face would rip in half.
I couldn't take it I had had enough… my peaceful morning had turned out chaotic… I ran out of the room and stomped to the great hall. Harry and Ron looked up as I sat down but were wise enough to not speak first.
"I hate him." I said… unfortunately I didn't say it quietly enough for a dozen or so looked up from their plates at me. I glared at them all and they looked back down at their plates. Ha I screamed in my head take that you silly little fools.
Now I realise it may seem as if I was overreacting… perfect Hermione Granger never acts like that. But you're wrong about once a month Mrs. Know-it-all gets a wee bit over reactive. It was that time of the month. I think you no what I mean…
Anyways…where was I…ok.
"Who Hermione?" Ron asked. My poor red-headed friend isn't it obvious… put two and two together… who do we all claim to hate the most other then Snape in the school and who do I share a dormitory with? Silly, Innocent Ron. Aww… look he's got syrup on his face the ittle wittle cutie!
See… told you I go weird.
"Why Malfoy of course!" I reply.
"Oh… yah…" he says. I wait a minute for him to ask what happened but he just starts shovelling down food again. I glare at him for a second before he realises.
"Oh… Yah… OH MY GOSH HERMIONE WHAT DID THAT EVIL PRAT DO THIS TIME! IF HE TOUCHES YOU WE'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIS OBVIUOSLY DYED HEAD! WON'T WE HARRY!" He practically screams in my ear. Stupid boy, think your so funny do you…
"OF COURSE RON!" Harry yells in my other ear. Stupid boys, they are so obviously faking it! Ugh… sometimes I could just crush them. Their acting skills are horrible… they think they're so funny! Now as I said before I go very strange at a certain time of month and this time I went very strange…
"Well… sob… I woke… sob… up this… sob… morning… sob… and he was… sob… in my… sob… bed… sob… he had… sob… drugged me… sob… and… sob… raped me!" Mwahahahahahaha! Now you won't think twice of messing with me! They sat their mouth's open as fake tears poured down my face, trying to register threw their tiny brains what had just happened. Until…
"I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Ron screamed. They jumped up, and made their way over to the Slytherin table. Ron grabbed Malfoy by the collar threw him on the ground and both the boys pounced on him, fists were flying. I grinned for about two seconds until others started joining in… the seemingly harmless fistfight became a full out school battle. Me caught in the middle. Sometimes my stupidity surprises me, this was one of those times. Fists, spells and food were flying… teachers were screaming… students crying. What would latter be known as the Hogwarts massacre, I realised that escape was impossible and so turned to my right and socked a 6th year Slytherin in the head. Very un-Hermione like.
The fight continued and much to the displeasure of the teachers any attempts at stopping it where silenced. Dumbledore had sat there for the first ten minuets watching it out much to the displeasure of the teachers but now through the corner of my eye I saw him stand up.
"Students that is quite enough!" he yelled over the roar. The room quieted down and the fighting slowed. Students were sporting bloody noses, black eyes, cuts, scrapes even some broken bones. The hall looked like it had just suffered a twister, the teachers looked crazed. The only one who looked normal was of course Dumbledore, but then again when does he ever look normal?
"Classes are called off for the day and we will be having a school time out. All students are to head immediately to their dorm rooms where you will spend the whole day thinking about what you have done. Head's will be making sure all are in their rooms and don't plan on leaving as your door's will be locked from the inside. If there is any disturbance supper will be forfeited and your roommates and yourself will participate in one month's detention. Now to your rooms!" All fight's had stopped and many curses where muttered at Dumbledore as the students trudged up to their rooms for an exciting day!
I was now locked in a room with Lavender and Parvati, Oh joy! Luckily for me though a few years ago the Gryffindor girls had decided they needed an area where only Gryffindor girl's could go… it had to be like the common room only the only way to enter it would be through the rooms and so as McGonagall counted heads and left the girls made there way to what had been dubbed "The Girl's Room!"
"Oh my Hermione! Why'd Harry and Ron attack Malfoy!" Ginny, my best girl friend, screeched.
"Well… where do I start…" So I told my story to all the girls listening with giggles and the occasional snort in between.
And so to end off the almost perfect day we had makeovers (shudder) and chocolate pudding fights. Aww, isn't life great at times.
Author's note
This is awesome! Chapter 3! 4 Reviews! Big thanks to all readers and reviewers and I hope you enjoyed this chapter… I'm enjoying writing this! Hope to have Chapter 4 up in about a week and umm… Read & Review… I love getting reviews they are so awesome! By the way that What makes the monkey dance that is actually a song… a demo song and I was listening to it and well that was the outcome! So thanks a bunch…
Nicole