Chuck Barbossa's second biggest adventure
Chuck survived the lava! He clung to a ledge and rescued the ring. He now was out to rule the world. (S/n typical)
Chuck first had to deal with the &# hobbits. In the Shire he found Sam. Sam was the first victim. First, Chuck put a deadly whoopee cushion on Sam's chair. Then, he framed Sam for breaking Pippin's last pipe. Last, he shaved Sam's ear off. Before Chuck could do any more harm he was rushed out by Pippin with a hammer.
Chuck then went to Gimili. Gimili never would have expected this. Chuck was about to sneak up on him. Gimili had his axe with him. When Chuck snuck up on him Gimili whirled around and smacked him in the nose. He then thought he better go to Aragon.
Chuck was going to out smart Aragon. He had a plan. Aragon had his sword. Chuck went to talk to him. When he did he scared Aragon who whirled around and hit him. Chuck was already in the fetal position.
Chuck then asked him "Do you know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"No" Aragon answered.
"4" Chuck said.
Yes, another Chuck adventure. He tried to include more cannon characters. Give the kid a break. He's in fourth grade. Flamers will be fed to the trolls with a side of Cheezy Curlz. Anyone who uses the phrase 'can't take the heat' will be used as garnish.