Hello, I decided to write another chapter because this idea was to good to give up. Yes people (if anyone's even reading this), another chapter with Ma-baka, insults and Beer!

Chapter two, The Catwalk.

"So Kai, wanna do this Charity Fashion show with us?" asked Rei

"…" He received no answer; Kai didn't even look up. Tyson walked through the room to get to the kitchen and boredly said

"Beer" That was enough to convince Kai.

"Fine, I'll do it, but only because I'm the designated supervisor" he said with visions of Beer (sweet, wonderful beer…) running through his head.

Then, as bad lady luck would have it, there was a harsh knock on the door and a shriek of,

"REI-KOI!!!!! ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

The Bladebreakers tried to ignore this interruption and carry on getting their outfits ready for the show. But after 10 minutes of this shrieking torture even Kai's eye was twitching, and they got ready to give in.

Momentarily the banging and hollering ceased,

"Is it gone? Is it safe?" His question was answered when neon pink talons were dragged down the windowpane.

"Aren't you gonna let me in?" the pink blob screeched

"Dear GOD! Please no…" Kenny whispered

This was all too much for Tyson and he snapped. Running to the front door he practically tore it off its hinges and yelled,

"WHAT?????!!!!!!??!?!?!?"

   "Where's my Rei-koi?"

Tyson fell over anime style and Max stepped over him to confront the pink girl.

"A) He's MY koi B) What the hell do you WANT?"

She stepped inside, slammed the door behind her, ran into the front room and glomped Rei.

"Get.. off … of," Max struggled out, trying to prise Ma-baka, I mean, Mariah, off of his boyfriend, "him … NOW!!"  Once he had succeeded in getting Rei out of her death grip, he glared at her and said, "Were doing a fashion show, happy?"

"OOoooOOOO, a fashion show, ill join in!!"  She squealed like an excited piglet.  A look of disgust passed over Max's face, but that soon changed to a smug grin as inspiration hit him, "Sure, you can come help, it'll be, 'fun'"

Mariah ran out of the house still squealing merrily about some 'cute' new out fit she's bought, oblivious to Max's plan.

Rei grabbed Max by the arm and asked him,

"So why did you let Mariah come along this time?"

Max grinned at him innocently

"I'm the commentator!"

This gained a collective and soft "ahhhhhhhh ……" from the rest of the blade breakers.

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Now, if this were a Mariah loving story, she would be wearing something that perfectly accentuates her 'fantastic' figure and reflects her 'charming' personality. But this is not, I repeat NOT, a Mariah loving story and her outfit will reflect thus.

On with the story

(Deek cackles quietly in the back round)  

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Kenny and Rei had previously gone down the Catwalk and were now watching with the audience.

"And now we have Kai, sporting a Victorian-esque, gothic, black velvet evening suit."

 Kai ran out of the wings and proceeded to hurtle down the catwalk.

"And what's this? Kai appears to be running like there's no tomorrow! He's going; he's off the Catwalk and into the Audience. Sorry Madam, we'll replace the wig after the show. Lookatim go ladies and gents, look at him go!!!!"

Kai ran to the bar.

"One Guinness please, no! Make that TWO!!!!!!!!" he said breathlessly clutching at the bartop.

Tyson followed suit and was soon downing his third Guinness.

"Well he was supposed to go last but hey, lets play it as it lies! And next up, the last, ahem, Model of the night," Max sighed, Mariah"

Mariah paraded down the Catwalk in a powder pink tube top and hideously pink, patent, skin tight, fake leather trousers. Max grinned maliciously

"Just like herself, Mariah's clothes are loud, obnoxious, ugly and horrifyingly distracting."

A familiar girl with black hair and red bangs yelled from the audience

"AND CRAP!!" then grinned and threw a thumbs up sign at Rei.  

 Mariah tried, and failed, to retain her last shred of dignity, by marching back up the aisle. Promptly one of the heels of her cheap white boots snapped and she fell into the wings.

Max gave a self satisfied "HA!" and said triumphantly "2-0 to me!"

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So what do you think of this chapter? If the inspiration stick hits my sister or me again, there might be another chapter. R + R people!!!

Oh and before I forget a Kai plushie, dressed as in the fashion show, goes to Peeps Inferior and anyone else who reviews!!!!