Okay! Hello people that actually read this story! This is finally the next chapter of Insulting Mariah! (Max cheers in the background) Mariah: I'm the star ) Yeah.. right. whisper who let the freak in? Anyway lets get on with the ma-baka, I mean, the Mariah bashing! Deek: Good save dumbass! Hey I'm hurt, so here ya go people.try and enjoy; now where did Deek go. Oh and thank you to all the people that reviewed! But a special thanks goes to Vampyre Neko, who was my inspiration.
I redid this chappie because it was all lumped together and annoying!
Chapter 3- Movie night!
Once upon a time in a far away land called earth, lived 5 people (actually there's like 80 billion, but we will concentrate on these 5), who were into a sport called Beyblade. They also happened to coincidently be the world champions too.. But that isn't what this is all about; this is all about when one pink thing interferes..
As Kenny nervously knocked on Kai's door he wondered to himself 'Why do I always seem to do this?' "Umm, Kai, do you wanna watch a movie with us?" Kenny managed to say. Kai said nothing, when all of a sudden Tyson appeared "We got.BEER!" he giggled. Kai's ears pricked at the mention of beer. "Okay, I'll supervise-" he said and added quietly to himself "-the beer, to me to me beer.my.precious." "What was that Kai?" asked Tyson amusedly. "I-I said, I'll be down in a minute you.you.dorkus!" said Kai in a real UNconvincing tone.
When all 5 bladers were gathered in the living room, Kenny put the video in, then quickly ran to the little boys room.
Suddenly a high-pitched wailing came from outside the door.
It could only mean one thing.
"It's here" Max said simply and gravely, he slipped out of his boyfriends lap, looked through the peep-hole in the door and was blinded by the. "Pink" he shuddered.
In slow motion he reached for the door handle. The door creaked open slowly as if in slow motion.again.
"I'm gonna have to mend this damn door, it gets stuck all the time!" growled Max.
"HI!" screeched the hideous pink, whatever it is, but before it, I mean he, sorry, she could say anything, Max interrupted. "Sorry, we're not interested in buying any crappy pink stuff, ok?" he paused and with a fake sorry voice said "Oh, Mariah, didn't realise it was you, I saw the cheap pink clothes, but it didn't click who you were, not a very easy mistake to make, but hey."
The insults seemed to bounce off of her, then again, the probably bounced off her big boobs; I mean they are big enough.hehe.
She stepped past Max (who got thrown into the wall by her BOOBS!), tripped over on her cheap, tacky and eww pink crap buckets that she called shoes and landed on the pink blobby thing that she called her face, she bounced off of her face, rolled a few meters and landed on the unsuspecting Kenny. Poor guy, we salute you.but wait! What's this? It appears that Ma- baka's, I mean Mariah's humongous boobs are suffocating Kenny, oh God! Have mercy!
Tyson tried futilely to remove the unwanted pink stain- oh, on closer inspection; he appears to have tried to wash Mariah off! Finally by the time they had removed the unwanted thing, their fear, had come true.Kenny.was dead.they put him in his room. "Who's gonna do my Beyblade for me now?" wailed Tyson, Max and Rei were hugging, and Kai, well he was still drinking that, sweet, sweet.beer.drool
Now Mariah was rolling around on the floor shrieking some random, undecipherable song when she saw Kenny's bedroom door open, the stupid Mariah blinked idiotically for several moments, the Bladebreakers were so happy that Kenny was alive (but Kai was kinda on the floor.drunk) Then Mariah (the loser!) started screaming "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Max said in reply, "Well, would you like to swap, 'cause unfortunately, I have to put up with seeing hideous, ugly pink things!"
"I like pink." Giggled Mariah "Wait, were you insulting me?" "Finally got it! Wow" in record time too" grinned Max. Mariah huffed out with her nose in the air, if she had been looking where she was going, she would have realised that the stairs were there.hahahahaha. "Hahahaaa." said a very drunk Kai.
You know what, I think this chapter might not have turned out as bad as I thought, please review! I'll give every one who does a voodoo Mariah doll (includes pins!) Thank you!