Disclaimer: i own NADA except for Charlotte, Jess, Mr. and Mrs. Chamberlain

A/N I don't own the green day songs either, so don't bother trying to sue me, I'm allergic.

THERE WERE NNNNNOOOOO REVEIWS!!!! NO DEDCATIONS!!!!

(muahahahah)

Draco: But I'm in this story, how could they not?

Charlotte: Easily, your a bum-hole.

Hermione: I agree.

Harry, Ron: Us too.

Fred and George: Hey Malfoy guess what?

Draco: What?

Fred & George: We're the ones that put the dung bombs in your backpack.

Draco: Why you little!

ON WITH THE STORY!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The four teenagers sat in an empty compartment on the red and black train.

"So have you heard of Zonko's?" Fred asked.

"Zonko's?" Charlotte repeated.

"Fred, she's from the US remember?" Lee pushed Fred.

"Oooh, right" Fred said lowering his head.

"Have you heard of Al's?" Char asked George.

"Al's?"

"Ok, so Britain doesn't have Al's Joke shop, they got Zonko's though." Claire turned it all over in her head, "When can we go?"

The three boys' faces lit up.

"Next Saturday." They said at once.

"Nice, but I don't have any british wizard money." She pointed out.

"You don't have Gold Gallons, Silver Sickl-" Lee was cut off by Charlotte.

"Oooh, so the currency doesn't change?"

"Nope." George said.

Their compartment door slid open and 3 teens appered.

"Bloody Brillant!" The red head said sitting down next to Charlotte holding out his hand, "I'm Ron Weasley." Claire shook it knowing it was Fred and George's little brother.

"This is Harry, and Hermione." Ron said pointing to a bushy haired girl and a skinny boy with untidy, jet black hair, and a scar like a lightning bolt on his forehead. She noticed he was wincing.

"Don't think to big of yourself Harry Potter, I read about you in my History or British Magic Class." Charlotte said.

Harry's eyes widened, " The first person that didn't stare at it for more then 5 seconds." He stated astonished.

"Like I said don't have a big head, it might pop." Charlotte added.

The girl called Hermione was gawping at all of Char's peirceing.

"Would you like me to take them out?" Char asked, knowing that this girl would know all the school rules.

"I dunno, I think they m-might-" She was suttering, clearly she was afraid of Charlotte.

"Relax I don't bite." She said patting the seat on the other side of her, clicking her barbell in her mouth against her teeth.

Hermione hesitated but sat down along with Harry across from Claire.

There was akward silence only broken by the lady with the food cart appered.

"Anything off the trolly dears?" She asked i n a sweet voice but staring at Charlotte's piercings.

"I'll have-" She counted all the people in the compartment," 7 of everything." She pulled a burlap sack from her pocket, clearly inlarged inside to hold all her money, everyone gaped because, all that cost alot.

Charlotte got all the things in her hands and ploped down on the seat and started to pass stuff out, " I saved every Knut, I ever had."

"You still have to be sorted." Hermione stated.

"Sorted?"

"Yes, there are 4 houses, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin."

Harry added," Gryffindor, the bravest and most loyal, Ravenclaw, Smartest, Slytherin, worst, all purebloods, and snotty arses, and Hufflepuff takes the rest."

"Which ones are you guys in?" She asked.

"Gryffindor." all of them said at once.

Hermione checked her watch and said, " We should dress in our robes, we're nearly there." And she slipped her robe on straightened her skirt.

"Wait," Charlotte noticed, "I have to wear a skirt?!" She jumped up backing away.

".................."

"Do I have to?" She repeated.

"Yes." Hermione said quietly.

Char pretended to faint.

"Well, I don't have one."

"You can borrow one of mine that are to long and owl your parents, or wait till the Hogmeade Trip." Hermione said adding ,"Accio Skirt, and robes!" and with a whoosh a whole outfit was in Hermione's hand.

Hermione handed the outfit to Charlotte and walked out of the compartment, showing her the (I dunno if the train has one...) bathroom to dress. And she came back into the compartment waiting for Charlotte to come back.

(IN THE LAVATORY.....)

Charlotte slipped into the skirt first and gasped as it was to short.

She cast a charm and made it go just below her knees. then she put on the rest and tried to slip on the shoes and had to cast another charm to make them bigger.

Then she gathered up her clothes and walked back to their compartment.

"Exellent!" Hermione sqeaked fixing every little inch, until she was happy.

"Now have any of you heard of Green Day?" Charlotte asked.

She heard a chorus of 'no' and she whipped out her mp3 player and started to play Jesus Of Surberbia.

Harry started to bob his head, Ron tapped his foot, Hermione listened intently, while Char's new friends bobbed their head, she watched Lee's dreadlocks hit him in his face when he flung his head back up, she laughed to herself.

If this is Gryffindor, that's, MY house. She thought looking out the window at the rapidly darkening grassland.