Things charmed characters would never say

by seedeadpeople98

it's just a bunch of stuff that Charmed characters would never say (hints the title) mostly humor... with a litttle coleleo, way different piper, A 'weird' (in lack of a better term) Sorce... and much more

1. the start

Things charmed characters would never say

Leo: do you think my butt's too big for this?

Piper: Don't worry they'll be fine, just because they can die doesn't mean they will

Leo: Fuck the Elders! Like they're gonna do anything to me anyway!

Phoebe: Sorry 'bad boys' I prefer the sweet, perky type!

Cole: Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I don't really love you. I was only pretending so I could get close to Leo. He's my True Love.

The sorce: You know, I really don't think that black's my color.

Prue: I've been thinking, and I have come to see that I'm really not 'all that'

The sorce: Why are we fighting like this? Let's just put our differences aside, and work this out over a cup of tea.

Prue: I don't deserve to be the best.

Cole: oh leo, I love it when you talk dirty….. Grrrrrrrrr

Death: I think Black is a little to depressing, therefor I'm switching to pink!

Leo: hey Cole, meet me 'you know where' 'you know when' and we can pick up where we left off.

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I know it's short, but I just wanna see how it goes before I put a lot of time into it. So if you want a followup (and trusyt me it'll be much better) then you have to review!