New York, New York It's a Hell of a Place Chapter 3: Stressful Shopping

Everyone was still sitting in the living room. Empty pizza boxes were piled up on the table.
"Inuyasha, are you done yet," asked Kagome in a tried voice. "It's almost 3:00 and you have been eating since 1:00."
"Geezzz y'all are always rushing me," said Inuyasha while stuffing the last piece of the pizza into his mouth. "Well it looks like I'm done now...so are you happy," asked Inuyasha.
"Yes," yelled everyone in union.
"So what are we gonna do now Kagome," asked Sango.
"My mom thinks we should go to the mall and I kind of agree with her...so I guess we will go to the mall."
"That sounds great Kagome...except what's a mall," asked Sango with a puzzled look on her face.
"Ummm I will tell you on the way there."
"Well alright," said Sango.
"Let me get the money from my mom and then we can go," said Kagome walking into the kitchen.
"I wonder what a mall is," Sango asked to no one in particular.
"Kagome said she would tell you on the way there so she will," said Inuyasha just as Kagome walked into the room.
"Okay guys I got the money so lets get in the car and go," said Kagome.
"What's a car," asked Miroku.
"First you can see it then I will explain it to you," said Kagome shaking her head. "So come in," said Kagome walking out the door with her friends following her. "Okay this is a car," said Kagome pointing to her mother's van.
"So what is it for," asked Miroku inspecting the car.
"Well you get inside and it takes you places...kinda like my bicycle except a car is a lot faster and can transport more people," said Kagome hoping her friends understood her explanation.
"Ohhhh," said Miroku and Sango.
So are we just gonna stare at this stupid car thing or are we gonna go to the mall place," asked Inuyasha.
"We're gonna go to the mall just hold on Inuyasha," said Kagome. "Now who's rushin who?"
"Feh...just come on," said Inuyasha walking up to the car and trying to get in. "Kagome I think your car thing is broken because I can't even open the damn thing," yelled Inuyasha getting frustrated at the van.
"That's because you have to unlock the door," said Kagome walking up to the car unlocking the door and opening the door. "There you go Inuyasha," said Kagome giggling. Kagome then unlocked and opened all of the other doors. Everyone climbed into the car and shut their door. Kagome started up the car and pulled out of the driveway.
"So Kagome are you going to answer my question about the mall now," asked Sango.
"Ummmm yeah I guess so," said Kagome. "Well a mall is a place where you can go and buy things like clothes, shoes, food, blankets, and a bunch of other stuff."
"Well why are we goin there," asked Inuyasha.
"To get clothes for the trip of course," said Kagome.
"Why do I need clothes," asked Inuyasha. "I have clothes!" "SEE," said Inuyasha touching his clothes.
"I know you have clothes from your time, but you don't have clothes from my time and you can't wear your clothes in my time for a long period of time," said Kagome.
"Why not," Inuyasha asked.
"Because people will get freaked out and call you names and make fun of you," yelled Kagome.
"Why should I care what they call me," yelled Inuyasha. "If they get on my nerves I'll just kill them."
"No you can't do that!!!"
"Why not," asked Inuyasha
"Because none of y'all can ever use your weapons in my time unless I say so," said Kagome glancing at her friends.
"What if a demon attacks," asked Inuyasha
"We don't have demons in my time and if you use your sword then you could get us all in trouble," said Kagome. "So y'all promise me y'all won't use any type of weapon without me telling you to."
"I promise," said Sango and Miroku.
"Well how about you Inuyasha," asked Kagome.
"Fine I promise," grumbled Inuyasha.

"Thank you," said Kagome.
"How much longer," asked Sango scooting farther away from Miroku's grabbing hands.
"Not long...we are almost there," said Kagome. 10 Minutes Later
"Alright guys we are here," said Kagome parking in the mall parking lot.
"Thank God I thought we would never make it," said Inuyasha opening the car door.
"Inuyasha...it only took around 20 minutes to get to the mall it's gonna take a whole lot longer to get to New York," said Kagome. "Anywaz lets go on in and start shopping." The gang followed Kagome into the mall.
"It's huge," said Sango looking around at all the different stores.
"Since it's so big it must have a lot of girls in it," said Miroku looking around. "Oh the possibilities!"
"Miroku," yelled Sango as she slapped the monk across the cheek. "We aren't here to look for girls!"
"Guys stop fighting we have a lot of shopping to get done," said Kagome. "First we can get Sango's stuff."
"Come on Sango we need to get you things to try on," said Kagome picking outfit after outfit off of the clothes rack.
"Ummmmm Kagome do we really need all of this stuff," asked Sango as she starred at he growing pile of clothes in Kagome's arms.
"Well we just need to try on stuff and pick the ones that look the best," said Kagome as she stopped picking up clothes to think." "We won't get all of these."
"That's a relief," said Sango.
"Inuyasha come here," said Kagome.
"What do you want," asked Inuyasha.
"I need your help," said Kagome.
"With what," asked Inuyasha.
"This," said Kagome piling the clothes in to Inuyasha's arms. "Thanks my arms were getting tired," 30 Minutes Later
"Alright Sango lets go try on the clothes," said Kagome pushing her friend into the dressing room. "Just try on everything and give me the ones you like so we can buy them.
"Alright," said Sango. Miroku, Inuyasha, and Kagome set outside of the dressing room waiting for Sango.
"Kagome how much longer are we gonna be here," whined Inuyasha.
"Well we still gotta get your stuff and Miroku's," said Kagome.
"Kagome come here a minute," yelled Sango.
"I can come and help you Sango," said Miroku getting up and walking toward the dressing room. Just as Miroku was about to walk into the dressing room a hanger flew out at him.
"Fine I wont come help you...it was just an idea," said Miroku going to sit back down beside Inuyasha who had fallen asleep.
"Sango what do you need," asked Kagome walking into the dressing room.
"What is this," asked Sango holding up one of the outfits Kagome had grabbed for her.
"Ohhh I forgot y'all didn't have bathing suits in your time," said Kagome. "You wear this when you go swimming." "You don't have to try it on if you don't want to cause I am pretty sure it will fit you and anywaz we still have to pick out Miroku's and Inuyasha's clothes.
"Well alight then I guess I am done," said Sango.
"Good said Kagome picking up the clothes they wanted to buy and walking out of the dressing room with Sango behind her.
"Come on guys...Miroku...Inuyasha...HELLO...GET YOUR BUTTS UP!!!!" Miroku jumped up so fast he tripped over the still sleeping Inuyasha and fell flat on his face.
"I'm alright!" "Perfectly fine," said Miroku stumbling to his feet.
"Inuyasha...INUYASHA...GET UP," screamed Kagome into Inuyasha's ear.
"Fuck it all,' screamed Inuyasha. "What were you thinking you know my ears are very sensitive," continued Inuyasha.
"I just wanted to get your attention and it looked like it worked so come on and lets go," said Kagome very sweetly. After paying for Sango's clothes and forcing Inuyasha to carry the bag the gang went to the next store to help Miroku get his clothes. Kagome went up and down aisle after aisle picking up jeans, shirts, and everything else you could think off.
"Alright Miroku all you gotta do is try all of this stuff on," said Kagome.
"Okay," said Miroku walking into the dressing. Miroku shut the door and while he was putting all of the clothes he was supposed to try on down on the bench he accidentally locked the door. (he didn't lock the door to begin with because he didn't know what a lock was) 1 hour later
"Inuyasha go tell Miroku that we are going to go to the next store and start picking out your clothes...tell him he can catch up to us after he gets done trying on the stuff and we will pay for the stuff on the way bock to the car," said Kagome.
"I don't see why I have to go to tell him," said Inuyasha.
"You would won't us to risk the chance of seeing him trying on stuff when we go to tell him...do you," asked Kagome. "It would scar us for life."
"Whatever," said Inuyahsa walking into the dressing room and knocking on Miroku's door.
"Miroku it's me Inuyasha Kagome wanted me to tell you we are going to go to the next store and start picking out my clothes...you can catch up to us after you get done trying on the stuff and we will pay for the stuff on the way bock to the car." "Alright," asked Inuyasha.
"Ummm alright," said Miroku stumbling out of a pair of pants.
"So what did he say," asked Kagome as Inuyasha walked out of the dressing room.
"He said alright."
"Well then lets go," The gang minus Miroku walked into the next store to start picking out Inuyasha's stuff. Both Sango and Kagome picked out clothes for Inuyasha hoping to spend less time on choosing clothes. By the time they were done Inuyasha had well over 20 outfits to try on.
"God I didn't know there was this muck clothes in the whole store grumbled Inuyasha as he took his pile into the dressing room.
"I wonder what's takin Miroku so long," asked Kagome.
"He probably saw some girl and decided to follow her," said Sango.
"Yeah you are probably right," said Kagome. Back at Miroku's Dressing Room
"Well I am finally done," said Miroku. "Now I can go catch up with Sango and them," said Miroku reaching for the door knob. "What the freak?" "Why won't the door open?" "What is this?" "How can I get out if the door won't open?" "What am I gonna do?" "HELP!" "HELP!" 20 Minutes Later
"Help anybody help," screamed Miroku while banging on the door. "It's no use I am stuck in here," said Miroku sliding down on the floor. Maybe they will come back and get me...no I am supposed to meet them they will think I went chasing after some girl and not worry about me until they get ready to leave and that could be hours thought Miroku. Back with Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha
"KAGOME I'm not wearin these things," said Inuyasha walking out of the dressing room holdin a pair of pants.
"Why not," asked Kagome.
"I like my pants better," said Inuyasha.
"But you can't wear your pants to New York City."
"Then I wont go," said Inuyasha.
"I will make a deal with you Inuyasha," said Kagome.
"What?"
"If you wear these pants in public then you can wear your pants around the hotel," said Kagome.
"I don't know," said Inuyasha.
"Well we can buy them and we will decide later," said Kagome sweetly.
"You are being real nice...are you sick," asked Inuyasha.
"No I am fine...lets just buy the stuff and go find Miroku," said Kagome Anyway thought Kagome if you refuse to wear the pants you're getting today in New York then we will just get Grandpa and Souta to force them on you.
"So where are we gonna go to look for Miroku at first," asked Sango after they got done paying for Inuyasha's clothes.
"Well we could go check inside the store we left him in," said Kagome leading the way into the store." After Inuyasha looked around the whole front of the store and they were getting ready to leave when Inuyasha stopped them.
"What Inuyasha," asked Kagome and Sango.
"Do you think I should check the dressing room," asked Inuyasha.
"No, there is no way he is still in there lets look in the other stores." Said Kagome and Sango. The gang went from store to store looking for Miroku. Inuyasha even went as far as to ask a couple of women if a guy had stopped them and asked them to bear his child.
"Where to look next," asked Sango. "We have looked in all the stores."
"I guess we could look on the top floor," said Kagome. "I mean it wouldn't hurt."
"Come on guys we can take the escalator up," said Kagome as she pulled her friends onto the escalator. "All you have to do is stand on it and step off when you get to the top." When the escalator got to the top Kagome stepped off and so did Sango but Inuyasha didn't.
"Inuyasha get off," said Kagome
"I can't see where to step because of all of these damn shopping bags," said Inuyasha.
"Just step," said Kagome.
"Fine," said Inuyasha. But Inuyasha had waited to long to get off. His pants leg had gotten caught in the escalator.
"I can't get off...the escalator is trying to eat me," said Inuyasha as the escalator kept pulling on his pants.
"Sango help me pull him," said Kagome catching hold of Inuyasha.
"Alright," said Sango as she grabbed hold of Inuyasha.
"On three," said Kagome. "One...Two...Three...!" Inuyasha was pulled free and he went flying taking Kagome and Sango with him. The bags flew everywhere.
"This place is dangerous lets find the monk and get out," said Inuyasha picking up the shopping bags.
"We could go to the front desk and ask them to send some of their people to look for him," said Kagome.
"Well then chop chop...get a move on it...lets go," said Inuyasha.
"Alright follow me and don't get lost please," said Kagome. The group made it to the front desk in an amazingly short amount of time.
"Ummmm excuse me," said Kagome to a woman sitting at the front desk.
"How can I help you," asked the woman.
"We need to speak to a security guard about a missing person," said Kagome.
"Right through the front door on the left." said the woman.
"Thank you," said Kagome as her and the others went into the door specified by the woman.
"How can I help you," asked a man.
"We were wondering if you could send some of the securities guards to look for someone," said Kagome.
"Well who are you looking for," asked the man.
"Well his name is Miroku, he has black hair, he is dressed in odd clothing, he is around 19, and he was last seen in a dressing room on the first floor," said Kagome.
"He likes girls to," said Sango.
"Well that's nice to know," said the guard. "When was the last time you saw him," asked the guard.
"Ummm I am not quite sure," said Kagome.
"I'm not sure either but it has been a hell of a long time," said Inuyasha. "So are you gonna help us or not," asked Inuyasha.
"Well this is an odd case, but I guess me and a couple of the boys can go and find him," said the guard. "You kids just stay here and we will be back with your Miroku friend in a while," said the guard walking out of the room. 20 Minutes The door opened and Miroku came in followed by the guards.
"Where was he," asked Kagome.
"One of the boys found him locked in a dressing room singing along with the commercials coming over the mall intercom system," said the guard. "Just between me and you I know a place that the kid can find help for his drug problem," said the guard.
"Ummm No thanks," said Kagome. "We gotta get going." "Come on guys," said Kagome as her and the gang walked out of the door. "Now we will go pick up Miroku's clothes and go home," said Kagome. By the time the gang had made it to the car everyone was acting like themselves again even poor Miroku.
"Well I don't know about you, but I think that mall was a lot of trouble," said Inuyasha.
"You can say that again," said Kagome.

Another chapter done!!! So read and please review to let me know what you think about my story.