New York, New York It's a Hell of a Place
Chapter 5: Frightful Flying
Inuyasha walked from room to room waking up everyone. He had woken up everyone, but Miroku so he walked into Souta's room and started to shake the monk.
"Get up Miroku," said Inuyasha shaking Miroku back and forth. The monk just rolled over.
"Get up Now," said Inuyasha. Miroku turned over toward Inuyasha and grabbed Inuyasha's ankle.
"Ladies, ladies there is enough of me to go around so calm down," said Miroku snuggling closer to Inuyasha.
"EWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME," yelled Inuyasha shaking Miroku off of his ankle and lodging him into the wall.
"Hey Inuyasha," said Miroku stumbling onto his feet.
"Don't talk to me pervert all I wanted to do was tell you it's time to eat and you jump me," said Inuyasha walking out of the room. What was that all about thought Miroku to himself following Inuyasha down the stairs and into the kitchen. Everyone else was already in the kitchen and Souta was complaining about something to Kagome.
"He can never share a room with me again," yelled Souta pointing to Miroku.
"Why not," asked Kagome.
"He talks in his sleep," yelled Souta with a cross look on his face.
"What does he talk about," asked Kagome not catching on to what Souta was trying to tell her.
"I can't say...mom won't let me talk about that kind of stuff...all I can say is it's Miroku figure it out for yourself!" There was a moment of silence while everyone was comprehending what Souta had said.
"Miroku uuuhhhhh how can you talk about that kind of stuff in your sleep," asked Kagome.
"It's not me fault...you dream and talk in your sleep about what you think about when you are awake," said Miroku. Kagome let out a sigh and Inuyasha started laughing at the innocent look on Miroku's face.
"Don't worry Souta you won't have to share a room with Miroku anymore," said Kagome. "Anywaz where is Mom and Grandpa," asked Kagome noticing with relief that her mom and her grandpa were nowhere around.
"Well Mom went to work early to make sure she would get everything done so she could get off on time," said Souta.
"Oh...well then where is Grandpa," asked Kagome
"Ummm well does it really matter...I mean as long as he's not dead or anything," asked Souta.
"Souta where is he," demanded Kagome.
"Fine Kagome don't be mad when I tell you, but Grandpa refused to eat with Inuyasha because he is a demon," said Souta backing slowly away from Inuyasha incase he became violent.
Well he might as well get used to Inuyasha," said Kagome. "I can't make him come down to eat so we might as well start without him," said Kagome setting the table. Everyone sat down with a sigh and started to eat. It was amazingly quiet because everyone was thinking there own thoughts. I wonder who Miroku was talking about in his sleep he never said a name thought Souta. Miroku needs to learn to keep his thoughts to himself a little kid doesn't want to know what is in his perverted mind thought Sango. Maybe Grandpa will get over the fact that Inuyasha is a demon...yeah right thought Kagome. I wonder what that is rubbing up against my leg...maybe it is Kagome's cat thought Inuyasha. I hope that is Sango's leg I'm rubbing thought Miroku. After 30 minutes everybody but Inuyasha was done eating.
"How can he eat so much," asked Souta with an amazed look on his face as Inuyasha stuffed his 14 piece of toast in his mouth.
"Were not quite sure...it is like he is a human disposal," said Kagome. "Anywaz come on guys we have to hurry up and finish packing." Kagome and the rest of the gang including a very upset Inuyasha (he was still hungry) up the stairs and into her room. When they got in her room she passed out a suitcase to each of her friends.
"Alright just put all of your stuff in here except one outfit," said Kagome starting to fill her suitcase.
"Why do we need to leave out one outfit," asked Inuyasha.
"We will need something to wear on the way there," said Kagome.
"Kagome I can't close my suitcase," said Sango.
"Alright let me help you," said Kagome walking over to Sango and sitting on her suitcase. "Now just snap it shut," said Kagome.
"Okay I got it," said Sango. 30 Minutes Later
"We are finally done packing," said kagome looking at the four suitcases. "Do you mind taking them downstairs Inuyasha," said Kagome.
"Whatever," said Inuyasha taking the suitcases down the stairs.
"I'll kelp you," said Miroku.
"Now we can change our clothes and get ready," said Kagome pulling the door to her room shut. The next thing they new Kagome's door was swung open.
"Inuyasha...Miroku!" Inuyasha quickly turned around, but Miroku just stared. Kagome threw the guys their clothes.
"Go change in Souta's room...Now," said Kagome.
"Fine come on Miroku," said Inuyasha.
"Wait the might need our help," said Miroku.
"Come on," screamed Inuyasha pulling Miroku out of the doorway and slamming the door shut.
"Next time remind me to lock the door," said Kagome finishing putting on her clothes.
"Don't worry I will," said Sango.
"Well since we are done getting dressed I guess we should go in the living room and wait for everybody else," said Kagome.
"Sure," said Sango as the two walked down the stairs. 30 Minutes Later
"I wonder what is taking the guys so long," said Sango.
"Who knows," said Kagome shaking her head just thinking about all of the things that could have went wrong.
"We are here," said Miroku walking down the stairs with Inuyasha following him.
"What took so long," asked Kagome.
"We ummm had some zipper trouble," said Miroku clearing his throat. Finally Souta and Grandpa came down stairs to wait for Mrs. Higurashi with the others.
"Old man what are you wearin," asked Inuyasha.
"These will protect me from you and your evil ways," said Kagome's grandpa pointing to the many things hanging from his clothes. "It is too late for Kagome she is already under your spell, but you want get me to," continued Kagome's grandpa.
"Feh whatever you say old man," said Inuyasha.
"Grandpa Inuyasha isn't as bad as you think," said Kagome.
"That's just the spell talking," said Grandpa.
"I am not under a spell," said Kagome.
"Yes you are, but you don't know it," said Grandpa. Kagome was about to respond, but she didn't have time to because her mom walked through the door.
"Hey kids," said Mrs. Higurashi. "Are y'all ready to go?"
"Yeah we are ready mom," said Kagome.
"Then lets put everything in the taxi and ride to the airport," said Mrs. Higurashi. Everyone crammed everything into the trunk of the taxi and then they got in the taxi. When they got to the airport it was almost time for their flight to leave.
"Aright guys find some seats on the plane quickly and get ready for take off," said Mrs. Higurashi as they boarded the plane. Mrs. Higurashi, Souta, and Grandpa sat together. Miroku shared a seat with Sango and then Inuyasha and Kagome sat together. After Inuyasha and Kagome had sat down a man walked up to them.
"Excuse me," said the man.
"What," said Inuyasha.
"You are in my seat," said the man.
"No we are not," said Inuyasha.
"Yes you are," said the man.
"Prove it," said Inuyasha.
"Well that is my coat you are sitting on," said the man. Inuyasha pulled the coat out from under him and threw it behind him.
"What coat," asked Inuyasha with a smile.
"The coat you threw over there," said the man.
"Well since your coat is over there don't you think you should get it," said Inuyasha turning away from the man.
"Stupid kids," said the man walking away.
"Inuyasha that wasn't right," said Kagome.
"I don't care I liked this seat," said Inuyasha.
"Well try not to get into anymore trouble," said Kagome.
"What ever you say," said Inuyasha in a sarcastic tone. A couple of minutes after the plane had taken off a voice came over the intercom.
"Welcome to Luxury Flights," said the voice. "At the front of the plane are our flight attendants." "They are here to make your flight more comfortable...so call them if you need anything and enjoy your trip," said the voice.
"Kagome how do you get one of those flight attendants to come to you," asked Miroku.
"You just call the one you want over and they will come to you," said Kagome.
"Alright," said Miroku. "Excuse me miss," said Miroku to one of the flight attendants passing by him.
"Yes how may I help you," said the woman.
"Well you could do me one little favor," said Miroku. "Bear my child before the curse put on my family kills me," said Mirobku.
"Ummmm sir I can't do that," said the woman.
"OH PLEAE," said Miroku.
"No I will not," said the Woman.
"Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please," said Miroku.
"No way," said the woman.
"Pretty please," begged Miroku.
"Sir get a hold of yourself I will not bear your child...now excuse while I go get orders for lunch," said the woman walking away whispering what a crack head to herself.
"You don't think I came on too strong do you Sango," asked Miroku.
"No Miroku she just couldn't handle a man like you," said Sango in a sarcastic tone while bopping Miroku on the head. A couple of minutes later the flight attendants started asking people what they wanted for lunch. The woman had just walked up to Kagome and Inuyasha.
"What would y'all like for lunch," asked the woman.
"Ummmm just a sandwich," said Kagome.
"Okay," said the woman. "What would you like sir," asked the woman looking to Inuyasha.
"Ummmm just 23 sandwiches things," said Inuyasha.
"Sir are you sure you want 23," said the woman.
"Yes I do," said Inuyasha.
"Alright," said the woman walking away wondering about Inuyasha's insanity. Finally everyone got all of the food they had ordered and started to eat. Inuyasha had just picked up another sandwich when he saw Miroku's hand inching toward his plate.
"Hey move your hand monk that's my sandwich," said Inuyasha.
"Fine, but you don't have to be so rude," said Miroku. After everyone had finished eating things settled down. It was really silent throughout the whole plane. Even Inuyasha was about to drift off to sleep when all of a sudden he felt someone tap his shoulder. Inuyasha turned around.
"Hi," said the kid.
"Hey," said Inuyasha.
"I'm seven," said the kid. "How old are you?"
"Older than 100," said Inuyasha.
"That's funny," said the kid.
"I'm not playing," said Inuyasha.
"Yeah sure you are not," said the kid. "My name is Herbert...what is yours?"
"Inuyasha," said Inuyasha.
"Oh," said Herbert.
"My mom said I talk too much," said Herbert.
"Believe her," said Inuyasha.
"Your funny again," said Herbert. "I have a dog." "I used to have a cat but it got put in the dryer." "I had bunnies to...but they drowned when I was teaching them to swim." "My bird got sucked into the vacuum cleaner and I am not sure what happened to my fish." "My mom said it had an unfortunate accident," Herbert continued. "I like hotdogs." "I like ice cream to, but my mom want let me have it." "I am going...well I am not sure where, but I know I am going somewhere or else I would not be on a plane."
"Too bad you are on the plane," said Inuyasha.
"Where are you going," asked Herbert.
"Kid Shut-up," yelled Inuyasha.
"Why."
"Because!"
"Why."
"Because I said so."
"What if I don't," asked Herbert.
"If you don't you want make it to where you are going," said Inuyasha.
"Why wouldn't I make it...oh...do you mean you would...no you wouldn't," said Herbert.
"Yes I would so shut up," said Inuyasha.
"Alright," said Herbert.
"Inuyasha," said Kagome.
"What," asked Inuyasha to Kagome.
"I saw you talking to that little boy," said Kagome.
"You did," asked Inuyasha.
"Yep," said Kagome.
"But you don't understand," began Inuyasha not wanting to get yelled at.
"Yes I do and don't worry I wont tell the guys about you being nice to a kid," said Kagome.
"Huuuhhh," said Inuyasha.
"I know you won't want me to tell them about you being nice and talking to a little kid because it will ruin your image so I won't," said Kagome.
"Oh ummmm thanks," said Inuyasha.
"We should be there soon," said Kagome.
"Where," asked Inuyasha.
"New York," said Kagome.
"We should," said Inuyasha glad he wouldn't have to be around that kid again.
"Yep," said Kagome. "So just relax." A while later Kagome said, "We are here."
"A little while in your time is a long time in everyone else's," said Inuyasha. Finally the plane pulled into the airport in New York and everybody got off the plane. After getting their suitcases the gang haled a taxi to take them to the hotel.
"So this is new York," said Inuyasha.
"Yep," said Kagome.
"It doesn't look that great," said Inuyasha.
"Well just wait," said Kagome. "Just wait!"
Alright chapter five is done and the gang has made it to New York. Read and please review to tell me what you think. Hopefully chapter six won't take long to get up. So read, review, and enjoy.
Inuyasha walked from room to room waking up everyone. He had woken up everyone, but Miroku so he walked into Souta's room and started to shake the monk.
"Get up Miroku," said Inuyasha shaking Miroku back and forth. The monk just rolled over.
"Get up Now," said Inuyasha. Miroku turned over toward Inuyasha and grabbed Inuyasha's ankle.
"Ladies, ladies there is enough of me to go around so calm down," said Miroku snuggling closer to Inuyasha.
"EWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME," yelled Inuyasha shaking Miroku off of his ankle and lodging him into the wall.
"Hey Inuyasha," said Miroku stumbling onto his feet.
"Don't talk to me pervert all I wanted to do was tell you it's time to eat and you jump me," said Inuyasha walking out of the room. What was that all about thought Miroku to himself following Inuyasha down the stairs and into the kitchen. Everyone else was already in the kitchen and Souta was complaining about something to Kagome.
"He can never share a room with me again," yelled Souta pointing to Miroku.
"Why not," asked Kagome.
"He talks in his sleep," yelled Souta with a cross look on his face.
"What does he talk about," asked Kagome not catching on to what Souta was trying to tell her.
"I can't say...mom won't let me talk about that kind of stuff...all I can say is it's Miroku figure it out for yourself!" There was a moment of silence while everyone was comprehending what Souta had said.
"Miroku uuuhhhhh how can you talk about that kind of stuff in your sleep," asked Kagome.
"It's not me fault...you dream and talk in your sleep about what you think about when you are awake," said Miroku. Kagome let out a sigh and Inuyasha started laughing at the innocent look on Miroku's face.
"Don't worry Souta you won't have to share a room with Miroku anymore," said Kagome. "Anywaz where is Mom and Grandpa," asked Kagome noticing with relief that her mom and her grandpa were nowhere around.
"Well Mom went to work early to make sure she would get everything done so she could get off on time," said Souta.
"Oh...well then where is Grandpa," asked Kagome
"Ummm well does it really matter...I mean as long as he's not dead or anything," asked Souta.
"Souta where is he," demanded Kagome.
"Fine Kagome don't be mad when I tell you, but Grandpa refused to eat with Inuyasha because he is a demon," said Souta backing slowly away from Inuyasha incase he became violent.
Well he might as well get used to Inuyasha," said Kagome. "I can't make him come down to eat so we might as well start without him," said Kagome setting the table. Everyone sat down with a sigh and started to eat. It was amazingly quiet because everyone was thinking there own thoughts. I wonder who Miroku was talking about in his sleep he never said a name thought Souta. Miroku needs to learn to keep his thoughts to himself a little kid doesn't want to know what is in his perverted mind thought Sango. Maybe Grandpa will get over the fact that Inuyasha is a demon...yeah right thought Kagome. I wonder what that is rubbing up against my leg...maybe it is Kagome's cat thought Inuyasha. I hope that is Sango's leg I'm rubbing thought Miroku. After 30 minutes everybody but Inuyasha was done eating.
"How can he eat so much," asked Souta with an amazed look on his face as Inuyasha stuffed his 14 piece of toast in his mouth.
"Were not quite sure...it is like he is a human disposal," said Kagome. "Anywaz come on guys we have to hurry up and finish packing." Kagome and the rest of the gang including a very upset Inuyasha (he was still hungry) up the stairs and into her room. When they got in her room she passed out a suitcase to each of her friends.
"Alright just put all of your stuff in here except one outfit," said Kagome starting to fill her suitcase.
"Why do we need to leave out one outfit," asked Inuyasha.
"We will need something to wear on the way there," said Kagome.
"Kagome I can't close my suitcase," said Sango.
"Alright let me help you," said Kagome walking over to Sango and sitting on her suitcase. "Now just snap it shut," said Kagome.
"Okay I got it," said Sango. 30 Minutes Later
"We are finally done packing," said kagome looking at the four suitcases. "Do you mind taking them downstairs Inuyasha," said Kagome.
"Whatever," said Inuyasha taking the suitcases down the stairs.
"I'll kelp you," said Miroku.
"Now we can change our clothes and get ready," said Kagome pulling the door to her room shut. The next thing they new Kagome's door was swung open.
"Inuyasha...Miroku!" Inuyasha quickly turned around, but Miroku just stared. Kagome threw the guys their clothes.
"Go change in Souta's room...Now," said Kagome.
"Fine come on Miroku," said Inuyasha.
"Wait the might need our help," said Miroku.
"Come on," screamed Inuyasha pulling Miroku out of the doorway and slamming the door shut.
"Next time remind me to lock the door," said Kagome finishing putting on her clothes.
"Don't worry I will," said Sango.
"Well since we are done getting dressed I guess we should go in the living room and wait for everybody else," said Kagome.
"Sure," said Sango as the two walked down the stairs. 30 Minutes Later
"I wonder what is taking the guys so long," said Sango.
"Who knows," said Kagome shaking her head just thinking about all of the things that could have went wrong.
"We are here," said Miroku walking down the stairs with Inuyasha following him.
"What took so long," asked Kagome.
"We ummm had some zipper trouble," said Miroku clearing his throat. Finally Souta and Grandpa came down stairs to wait for Mrs. Higurashi with the others.
"Old man what are you wearin," asked Inuyasha.
"These will protect me from you and your evil ways," said Kagome's grandpa pointing to the many things hanging from his clothes. "It is too late for Kagome she is already under your spell, but you want get me to," continued Kagome's grandpa.
"Feh whatever you say old man," said Inuyasha.
"Grandpa Inuyasha isn't as bad as you think," said Kagome.
"That's just the spell talking," said Grandpa.
"I am not under a spell," said Kagome.
"Yes you are, but you don't know it," said Grandpa. Kagome was about to respond, but she didn't have time to because her mom walked through the door.
"Hey kids," said Mrs. Higurashi. "Are y'all ready to go?"
"Yeah we are ready mom," said Kagome.
"Then lets put everything in the taxi and ride to the airport," said Mrs. Higurashi. Everyone crammed everything into the trunk of the taxi and then they got in the taxi. When they got to the airport it was almost time for their flight to leave.
"Aright guys find some seats on the plane quickly and get ready for take off," said Mrs. Higurashi as they boarded the plane. Mrs. Higurashi, Souta, and Grandpa sat together. Miroku shared a seat with Sango and then Inuyasha and Kagome sat together. After Inuyasha and Kagome had sat down a man walked up to them.
"Excuse me," said the man.
"What," said Inuyasha.
"You are in my seat," said the man.
"No we are not," said Inuyasha.
"Yes you are," said the man.
"Prove it," said Inuyasha.
"Well that is my coat you are sitting on," said the man. Inuyasha pulled the coat out from under him and threw it behind him.
"What coat," asked Inuyasha with a smile.
"The coat you threw over there," said the man.
"Well since your coat is over there don't you think you should get it," said Inuyasha turning away from the man.
"Stupid kids," said the man walking away.
"Inuyasha that wasn't right," said Kagome.
"I don't care I liked this seat," said Inuyasha.
"Well try not to get into anymore trouble," said Kagome.
"What ever you say," said Inuyasha in a sarcastic tone. A couple of minutes after the plane had taken off a voice came over the intercom.
"Welcome to Luxury Flights," said the voice. "At the front of the plane are our flight attendants." "They are here to make your flight more comfortable...so call them if you need anything and enjoy your trip," said the voice.
"Kagome how do you get one of those flight attendants to come to you," asked Miroku.
"You just call the one you want over and they will come to you," said Kagome.
"Alright," said Miroku. "Excuse me miss," said Miroku to one of the flight attendants passing by him.
"Yes how may I help you," said the woman.
"Well you could do me one little favor," said Miroku. "Bear my child before the curse put on my family kills me," said Mirobku.
"Ummmm sir I can't do that," said the woman.
"OH PLEAE," said Miroku.
"No I will not," said the Woman.
"Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please," said Miroku.
"No way," said the woman.
"Pretty please," begged Miroku.
"Sir get a hold of yourself I will not bear your child...now excuse while I go get orders for lunch," said the woman walking away whispering what a crack head to herself.
"You don't think I came on too strong do you Sango," asked Miroku.
"No Miroku she just couldn't handle a man like you," said Sango in a sarcastic tone while bopping Miroku on the head. A couple of minutes later the flight attendants started asking people what they wanted for lunch. The woman had just walked up to Kagome and Inuyasha.
"What would y'all like for lunch," asked the woman.
"Ummmm just a sandwich," said Kagome.
"Okay," said the woman. "What would you like sir," asked the woman looking to Inuyasha.
"Ummmm just 23 sandwiches things," said Inuyasha.
"Sir are you sure you want 23," said the woman.
"Yes I do," said Inuyasha.
"Alright," said the woman walking away wondering about Inuyasha's insanity. Finally everyone got all of the food they had ordered and started to eat. Inuyasha had just picked up another sandwich when he saw Miroku's hand inching toward his plate.
"Hey move your hand monk that's my sandwich," said Inuyasha.
"Fine, but you don't have to be so rude," said Miroku. After everyone had finished eating things settled down. It was really silent throughout the whole plane. Even Inuyasha was about to drift off to sleep when all of a sudden he felt someone tap his shoulder. Inuyasha turned around.
"Hi," said the kid.
"Hey," said Inuyasha.
"I'm seven," said the kid. "How old are you?"
"Older than 100," said Inuyasha.
"That's funny," said the kid.
"I'm not playing," said Inuyasha.
"Yeah sure you are not," said the kid. "My name is Herbert...what is yours?"
"Inuyasha," said Inuyasha.
"Oh," said Herbert.
"My mom said I talk too much," said Herbert.
"Believe her," said Inuyasha.
"Your funny again," said Herbert. "I have a dog." "I used to have a cat but it got put in the dryer." "I had bunnies to...but they drowned when I was teaching them to swim." "My bird got sucked into the vacuum cleaner and I am not sure what happened to my fish." "My mom said it had an unfortunate accident," Herbert continued. "I like hotdogs." "I like ice cream to, but my mom want let me have it." "I am going...well I am not sure where, but I know I am going somewhere or else I would not be on a plane."
"Too bad you are on the plane," said Inuyasha.
"Where are you going," asked Herbert.
"Kid Shut-up," yelled Inuyasha.
"Why."
"Because!"
"Why."
"Because I said so."
"What if I don't," asked Herbert.
"If you don't you want make it to where you are going," said Inuyasha.
"Why wouldn't I make it...oh...do you mean you would...no you wouldn't," said Herbert.
"Yes I would so shut up," said Inuyasha.
"Alright," said Herbert.
"Inuyasha," said Kagome.
"What," asked Inuyasha to Kagome.
"I saw you talking to that little boy," said Kagome.
"You did," asked Inuyasha.
"Yep," said Kagome.
"But you don't understand," began Inuyasha not wanting to get yelled at.
"Yes I do and don't worry I wont tell the guys about you being nice to a kid," said Kagome.
"Huuuhhh," said Inuyasha.
"I know you won't want me to tell them about you being nice and talking to a little kid because it will ruin your image so I won't," said Kagome.
"Oh ummmm thanks," said Inuyasha.
"We should be there soon," said Kagome.
"Where," asked Inuyasha.
"New York," said Kagome.
"We should," said Inuyasha glad he wouldn't have to be around that kid again.
"Yep," said Kagome. "So just relax." A while later Kagome said, "We are here."
"A little while in your time is a long time in everyone else's," said Inuyasha. Finally the plane pulled into the airport in New York and everybody got off the plane. After getting their suitcases the gang haled a taxi to take them to the hotel.
"So this is new York," said Inuyasha.
"Yep," said Kagome.
"It doesn't look that great," said Inuyasha.
"Well just wait," said Kagome. "Just wait!"
Alright chapter five is done and the gang has made it to New York. Read and please review to tell me what you think. Hopefully chapter six won't take long to get up. So read, review, and enjoy.