New York, New York It's a Hell of a Place

Chapter 7: How Could They Give into Miroku

Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters off of Inuyasha

Kagome yawned slightly as she got out of bed. Stretching she made her way to her suitcase and pulled out an outfit. After slipping on her clothes she sat down and started to brush her hair.

"Hi Kagome," yawned Sango.

"Oh…hi Sango…I hope I didn't wake you up," said Kagome turning to her friend.

"Well I guess you kinda did wake me up, but that is okay." Stumbling out of bed Sango put on the first thing she could grab out of her suitcase. At that very moment the girls heard a slight tap at the door connecting them to the boy's room.

"I wonder who that is," said Kagome.

"Well it is either Inuyasha or Miroku. Oh NO…Miroku," gaped Sango her eyes getting bigger. "We left him to get beat up by Inuyasha."

"Hmmm I guess we should go check on him," said Kagome walking over to the door and opening it up.

"Hello ladies," said a very bruised and battered Miroku right before he fell flat on his face. Sango and Kagome then helped Miroku over to the beds.

"You two ladies are just too nice," said Miroku as his hand crept to their butts. Just as his hand made it too their destination the two girls let him drop to the floor.

"Miroku, you will never change. Even if you are about to die you die you would still find the closet girl you can to fondle," said Kagome.

"At least the last few minutes of my life would be spent doing something I enjoy, but still you are right…I must change my ways…just not now. There are two many new girls to comfort," said Miroku smiling at the thought.

"And to think we actually wanted Miroku to come along with us," said Sango.

"Maybe as punishment for his wrong doings we shouldn't bandage his wounds," said Kagome smiling at the black and blue Miroku.

"Ladies..ladies please do not be hasty. Deep down inside you two know that y'all want to help me," said Miroku a desperate look coming into his eyes.

"Maybe we do…Maybe we don't," said Sango.

"Anyway why should we help you when it would really help all those girls you plan to attack if you were a little slow," said Kagome.

"NOT ATTACK…Comfort! Do y'all really want to go around New York with a bruised and beaten guy following y'all," asked Miroku. "People would really question your character if they see y'all with poor little me.

"I guess that is true," said Sango turning to Kagome waiting to see what she had to say.

"Well my mom probably wouldn't even let Miroku out of the hotel the way he looks…so I guess we have to help him," said Kagome grabbing some bandages. Struggling Kagome and Sango finally pulled Miroku on the bed. They started putting the medicine on his wounds, but had to stop when he started moving around. "Stop moving Miroku," yelled Kagome and Sango at the same time.

"I can't..that stuff burns," screamed Miroku trying to get away from the medicine.

"Sango hold Miroku down while I finish bandaging him," said a very frustrated Kagome.

"Alright, but he better not think he is gonna comfort me," said Sango sitting on top of Miroku.

"My dreams are coming true. I always like girls who don't mind making moves on the guy when the guy isn't able to make moves on them," said Miroku looking at Sango.

A Few Minutes Later

Sango had been sitting on Miroku for about 5 minutes when Inuaysha walked through the door connecting the two rooms.

"What the hell is goin on here," screamed a very upset half demon. "I mean I walk through the door and look up to find a lecherous monk lying on Kagome's bed with a demon exterminator sitting on top of him; not to mention there is a wench on the bed with them," said Inuyasha. "I can't believe y'all gave into Miroku, continued Inuaysha walking closer to the three people on the bed.

"Believe it...I guess after all the time I spent comforting Kagome and Sango they decided they needed to find a way to pay me back," said Miroku while his arms creped around the two girls happy to see Inuyasha's eyes getting bigger.

"If that is the truth I guess I should jump every fuckin girl I see," said Inuyasha. The girls just now catching on to what was being said jumped up.

"You don't get it," Kagome and Sango both said.

"Oh don't get up because of me…continue maybe I can learn a few things," said Inuyasha. Miroku was about to make another comment, but Kagome started talking.

"INUYASHA..you don't know what you're talking about. First of all I am not a wench. Second of all we are bandaging Mirkou so it is really your fault that he is even is our room to begin with. Third I wouldn't choose to do anything with Miroku. Finally…can't you even knock," said Kagome watching the amazed Inuyasha.

"I am not the one on trial here..you didn't find me on the bed with Miroku," yelled Inuaysha. Just then Kagome's grandpa ran in and started beating Inuyasha. "What is your problem old man," said Inuyasha.

"Y'all need to calm down now," said Kagome's mom standing in the door way. "The hotel manager is going to kick us out and I came on a vacation to have a break."

"Yeah..I am sorry mom…we will be quiet," said Kagome as her mother turned and walked out of the room.

"Mom, why is Miroku in Kagome's bed," asked Souta he followed his mom and grandpa back to their room. Turning Kagome took a deep breath.

"Inuaysha I am not done with you yet, but since I told mom that we would be quiet the only thing I am gonna ask you is why you came in here to begin with."

"Damn..I can't walk into your room now or something." "I mean did you think I came to finish killing Miroku," asked Inuyasha.

"Umm..well…possibly," said Kagome

"Please I have spent enough time on Miroku for a little while," said Inuaysha

"So true…anyways you have to spend your time trying to think of an excuse so you can run into Kagome while she is in the shower," said Miroku.

"Go to hell Miroku…like I would waste my time on that," said Inuyasha turning around to go back to him room, but stopping in the doorway. "I will get you back before the day is over!"

"Not this all over again," said Kagome. "Maybe we should just throw them over the empire state building when we get there today."

Hmmm…that gives me an idea thought Inuyasha walking silently back to his room.

"This is way too much action for this early in the morning," said Sango as she and Kagome forced Miroku back into his on room.

"We can only hope it gets better," said Kagome.

"You mean we better pray nonstop that it gets better," said Sango.

In the Boy's Room

"Inuyasha, you don't really want to hurt me," said Miroku

"I don't know who told you that, but they lied." "Anyways I already said I would get you back and I can't go back on my word now," said Inuyasha tuning out the whimpering Miroku.

Okay that is it…Sorry it is so short but at least I finally got it up. Please read and review. Also I am so so sorry for not updating until now. If I have any reviewers left I would like to say I will try and make sure I never wait this long to update again. Oh yeah sorry if there are a lot of spelling error and stuff...my spell-check is messed up and English isn't my subject.