The Aladin Parody (by a very bored and high Atalanta Yuy)
Heero: What the hell is up with this?
Atalanta: I was watching the movie and I was picturing Duo as the Genie then the rest kinda fell into place. I like seeing you run around practically topless. Besides... whispers suggestively in Heero's ear
Heero: No more complaints from me. Especially since I get to see you in Jasmine's outfit. is starting to drool. Duo's bad influence is starting to get to him
Rika: If anyone is wondering where I am, I am inside the lamp with Duo. Being stuck in small places with a really hot guy is fun.
Duo: I'm not complaining. is drooling and leering at Rika in anticipation
Joey: First a dog because of Otogi, then a flying monkey in the wizard of oz parody (AN which is a WORK IN PROGRESS), now a parrot! Is there no end to my torture?
Seto: I like being evil.
Atemu: You would, baka priest.
Trowa: Being a monkey isn't too bad. I steal all the scenes I'm in. smirks happily
Quatre: Why am I the one stuck doing the prologue?
Atalanta: Because I am the aurthoress and I say so! pokes out her tongue at her twin brother
Prologue.
BOLD actors
bold directions
Itallics singing
And now on with the movie...
Quatre:
Oh I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but heyit's home!
When the wind's at your back
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night!
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes.
Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closerCamera zooms in hitting peddler in face Too close, a little too close. Camera zooms back out to CU There. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee makeralso makes Julienne fries. Will not break taps it on table, will notit falls apartit broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. Pries it open, makes raspberry sound. Ah, still good. Camera begins to pan to right. Quatre hurries to catch it. Wait,
don't go! Stop pan.I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. Quatre
pulls the MAGIC LAMP out from his sleeve. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, Quatre rushes to catch up. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? Quatre pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand. It begins on a dark night Quatre throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape. , where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose...
Well I hope that this has gotten people interested in my parody. Rika's 'Wizard of OZ' parody should be posted soon. Remember, I accept any and all reviews, even flames.
Cheers
Atalanta 'Chibi Neko' Yuy.