A/N: Ehehehehe...Please don't injure me? I've been majorly busy, in school, and in writing. I'm working out kinks for a story of mine.

Muse: Liar. You just got hooked onto crossovers and other anime.

Me: -glare- Anyways, on with the long awaited chapter 1. The dreaded introductions. -sighs- I hate doing these... About the pairings. I'm an extremely anti-social person who dislikes interacting with people. However, if you want pairings, I'm sure I could try. Slash is fine.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho. Inuyasha was created by Rumiko Takahashi, and Yu Yu Hakusho by Yoshihiro Togashi.

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Crash and Burn

Chapter One: The Dreaded Introductions.

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The two groups had somehow managed to untangle themselves from the huge lump they'd been on the red plush carpet of what was unmistakebly a ship. If the fact that their surroundings were swaying slightly didn't give that away, who knew what would?

Back to the Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha gang. Who were staring warily at each other, some hostile and some curious. Mostly hostile. Kurama studied the newcomers carefully. They all looked like they'd been pulled out of some feudal tale, except for one, a schoolgirl. Then there was a... monk, a woman with a huge boomerang, a small fox youkai and an inu-hanyou. The redhead blinked, and sighed lightly. This was going to be interesting...

Inuyasha scowled. "Keh. Why should we tell who we are first?"

"Why? Listen pal, I don't know how you got past the barrier, unless you're an unbelievably low class demon, but demons aren't allowed in Ningenkai. So, who are you and why are you here?" Yusuke demanded, scowling.

"Keh! It's- Mrfph!" Kagome slapped her hand over Inuyasha's mouth, smiling at Yusuke.

"I'm sorry, but we have no clue what you're talking about. We just fell through a hole in the ground." she said, either not caring or realizing just how weird that sounded. There was another portal, and out came Keiko, Yukina, Shizuru and Botan.

Kurama sighed. This was going to take a while...

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After around and hour, and some explanations and introductions later, the two groups fell silent.

"So, anyone have any idea what we're going to do?" Yusuke said. All the reply he got was blank stares. He groaned. Botan looked cheerful all at once, with a dawning look of realization.

"I remember! Koenma-sama told me our rooms!" exclaimed the bubbly ferry girl. Sweatdrops all around. "I don't know if we'll all fit, but until we can get off this cruise, complete the mission, and get them home we'll have to make do!" Botan looked around. "Hm... I think we're in the lounge..." She pulled a map out of nowhere. "Ah! Let's see... Follow me!"

They all obliging followed Botan, seeing as how she was the only one who really knew where they were supposed to go. The ferry girl led them to a large door, with the number '666'. She blinked at the number, while Yusuke, Inuyasha, Kagome, Kurama laughed at the irony. Botan pushed opened the door, holding it open for everyone and getting in last.

Surprised stares and such all around. The room was definitely a lot larger than it had looked on the outside, and more like a hotel room than something you'd expect on a ship. The room was circular, with a fire blazing cheerfully, and two more doors. Botan pushed opened one door, and gazed expectantly at the girls.

"Well, come on! This is our door!" She waved her hands at them when she got rather confused looks. "You know! The girls' side!" Nods from the girls, as they all left.

"We'll see you later, Shippo, Inuyasha, Miroku!" Kagome said cheerfully, before disappearing behind the door. Keiko, Yukina, and Shizuru echoed it, more or less similarily.

The rest of the two groups shrugged at each other, with the exception of Hiei. They dispersed into the room.

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Sango gazed curiously at the large western styled bed. "It's so high off the ground..." She stated uncertainly. Kagome, Botan, Yukina, Keiko, and Shizuru chortled.

"It's supposed to be like that, don't worry." Keiko smiled reassuringly at the taijiya. Sango look mildly relieved. She sat down experimentally on it, sinking into the mattress. Sango's eyes widened, and she set Hiraikotsu carefully next to her newly proclaimed bed. Keiko, Botan, and Shizuru did the same with their suitcases, next to beds.

Kagome spoke up, having just realized something. "We don't have any extra clothes..."

"Oh dear! Maybe there're some in the drawers?" Botan gestured at the dressers, and a closet. Kagome looked uncertain, crossing the room to pull open the closet. Inside were more than enough clothes to last them.

"Oh. That's...strange..."

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tbc.

AN: Sorry it's so short. I've got a writer's block on this fic. Ergh... I'll try and get more up sometime soon. Sorry if the dialouge was awkward, it's kinda hard to write...14 people at the same time. I can't believe the crappiness of this chapter... So sorry. I'll try and get a BETTER, longer, chapter out soon!

EDIT: Edited and replaced.