The Aladdin Parody.
Chapter One – Joey makes a good parrot.
Camera tilts down to find SETO sitting on his horse and JOEY on his shoulder. NOA comes riding up to the pair.
SETO: You...are late.
NOA: A thousand apologies, O patient one.
SETO: You have it, then?
NOA: I had to slit a few throats to get it. Pulls out half of a BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON statue. SETO reaches out for it, but NOA yanks it back. Ah, ah, ahhh! The treasure!
JOEY squawks as he flies by and grabs the statue. Ouch!
SETO: Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
JOEY: What's coming to you! Awk!
SETO pulls out the second half of the statue. He connects them, and the BLUE EYES begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of SETO's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes.
SETO: Quickly, follow the trail!
All ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune. All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a Blue Eyes White Dragon head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.
SETO: At last, after all my years of searching, the cave of wonders!
JOEY: Awk! Cave of wonders!
NOA: By Allah!
SETO: Now, remember! Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine!
NOA starts to approach the lion's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes.
JOEY: Awk, the lamp! Awk, the lamp! Now that JOEY and SETO are alone, JOEY opens up in normal English. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
SETO puts his finger to his lips and shushes him. NOA reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.
DRAGON: Who disturbs my slumber?
NOA: It is I, Noa, a humble thief.
CAVE: Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
NOA turns to SETO with a questioning look
SETO: What are you waiting for? Go on!
NOA hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back, but the lion's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses back to normal. All that are left are SETO, JOEY, and the two separated halves of the medallion.
DRAGON: Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough.
JOEY unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.
JOEY: I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting! He flies up to SETO's shoulder.
SETO: Patience, Joey. Patience. Noa was obviously less than worthy.
JOEY: Extremely sarcastically Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredI think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise! What're we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big prob- SETO pinches his beak shut.
SETO: Yes, we do. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough.
Well here's the next chapter. They're going to be short, so there will probably be lots of them. Hope you are enjoying this so far.
Cheers
Atalanta 'Chibi Neko' Yuy.