Gender Confusion

by Painted Emotion

Ah, well...I thought it was kinda sucky how I ended the last chapter......so here's chapter 2. Enjoy-and as always remember to review.

Chapter II

The Lord of the Rings had just ended and Miroku took a swallow of his soda. Sango sat next to him, a pillow acting as a barier between them. Kagome sat next to Inuyasha, but then got up.

"Inuyasha, I need to change your bandage again."

"Feh. They're fine."

"No it's not." She said as she walked out of her bathroom with the first aid kit. She sat down by Inuyasha and started undressing the wound. "I'm sorry." she said as she set the old dressings aside.

"You should be." he said without thinking.

Miroku and Sango grimaced-they knew what was coming.

"Nani? I didn't ask you to protect me."

"You sure looked like it when Koga was smothering you."

"I could have handled him."

"Yeah, right. So you could have handled it as good as I did? I don't believe it."

"I could have!"

"Prove it. I don't think you could handle being a kick-ass male even for a day."

"Could to!"

"Not!"

"To!"

Sango sweatdropped. "You think they'll ever grow up?"

"Prove it-I dare you!" Inuyasha yelled. "

"Not likely." Miroku added as the two finished their arguement.

"So it's a deal then?" Kagome said, "I'll dress as a boy for a week..."

"And you have to defend yourself."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"And you, Inuyasha, have to dress as a girl."

"Huh?"

"It's only fair. Besides. I don't think you could make it as a girl.

"Could too! I mean, what do you do other than gossip?"

"Prove it."

"Feh. Fine."

"Fine. So starting Monday, I'm a guy."

"And I'm a ..girl."

"Deal."

"Deal."

So the weekend came and went. It was now 7A.M. Monday morning. Inuyasha grudgingly got out of his car and stumbled up the Higurashi residence's steps.Before he could even ring the doorbell, the door opened to reveal Kagome, standing there in her pajamas. "Hi. I've got some coffee ready for you." she said as he stumbled in.

"How'd'ya know I was here?"

"I heard you pull up."

"Oh."

"Here ya go." she said as she handed him his coffee." "Do you have the stuff for me to where?"

He handed her a plastic bag. "Here."

"Thanks. Now I'm gonna go get a shower-finish drinking your coffee because we have alot of work to do."

For some reason he didn't like the sound of that.

And with good reason.

Kagome stepped out of the shower and quickly slipped on her underwear, leaving off the bra. She then slipped some boxers over her panties 'Just in case.' she thought. She then took an ace bandage from the first aid kit and held one end to her side, and wrapping it around her chest tightly, so her breasts would not be as severely noticeable. So if anyone bumped into her, they'd just think she was a he-'duh.'

She then walked into her room where Inuyasha was waiting for her. He momentarily stared.

"What's wrong?" She asked.

"Uhh..nothing." he said as he quickly turned away, hiding the streak of read on his cheeks.

She then slipped on the baggy black jeans he had brought, then slipped the Metallica t-shirt on. "Well?" she asked.

He looked at her, and raised an eyebrow. "Allmost." he said.

"What's it missing?" she asked.

"We have to fix your hair.."

"My hair?"

He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a knife. He then walked up behind her as she was facing away from the mirror. He then used his knife to cut away her raven locks. "There. All done."

She looked in the mirror and...

...fainted.

Well, how was it? The next chapter is coming up shortly. I thought I'd break these two down since Inuyasha would take longer. Lol. And don't worry, Miroku and Sango are getting in on this at some point....