Gender Confusion
by Painted Emotion
Author's Note: Hmm.....well, I hoped to have had more reviews-but that's okay. Thank you to those who read, and a special thanks to WhisperingMoonDreams..
Chapter III
"Aw shit." Inuyasha cursed. "She fainted. Dam girl." he said as he walked to her bathroom and got a wet cloth, then carried it back to her room. He then wrung the cloth out over her.
"Uhhmm. Uh, what happened?" she asked after coming to.
"You fainted."
"I did?" she asked as she got up.
"Yep. I don't see why you freak out over your hair anyway."
"That's right! My hair!" she screamed
'Oh shit.' he cringed
"Why'd you do that?!" she demanded.
"Because-it's part of the deal-you'd looklike a priss-potwith long, pampered hair. Even though it still looks pampered,we can take care of that."
"So, if I had long, straggly hair like yours, that would be fine?"
"Shut up."
"Make me."
"Bitch."
"Prep."
"Slut."
"Bastard."
"I hate you."
"I hate you more." she said as they both plopped down on her bed, facing opposite directions.
Then Kagome realized. "Hey..."
"What?" he snapped.
"It's your turn."
"Shit."
After Kagome had forced him to take a shower, the bathroom door creeked open. "Inuyasha, I'm not looking but here." she said as she handed him a razor. "You need to shave your under arms, and your legs.. "..
"No."
"You've got to."
"No way in hell!"
A few minutes later, Inuyasha could be heard cursing as he shaved his legs. He re-entered the room with band-aids stuck in several places on his legs. "Looking good." she giggled. He only glared in return.
"Now, put this on..." she said as she handed him a pair of women's underwear, and a bra. "Then put this on over it." she said as she added more clothing to the pile.
Inuyasha went into the bathroom cursing once more. He grudgefully slipped on the floral undergarment and matching bra. He then slipped on the white, full-body slip and the peach-toned dress over that. He then came out of the bathroom to face his tormenter.
"Hmm..we're missing something..." she said as she sat at her vanity desk staring at him. Suddenly, she went wide-eyed and jumped up, nearly running to her dresser, and pulled out hosery, and socks.
"What the hell are those for?"
"You'll see." she said as she placed two fingers at the edge of the bra and pulled back, and then placed two pairs of socks in it. then did the same with the other, then shaped them up. "There we go-much better." she said.
Inuyasha bit his lip. He wanted to scream. 'What the fuck does she think she's doing?!'
As if knowing what he was thinking, she smiled. "Ah, Inuyasha, it's all apart of our deal."
"Feh."
She then sat on the floor as she slipped the stockings up to his knees, and then allowed him to do the rest. Then she went to her closet and found a pair of her mother's flat dress shoes that matched. "Perfect."
After Inuyasha had on the shoes, and the shrug that went with the sundress, Kagome stood back. "Almost..."
Kagome and Inuyasha arrived at school just in time to meet with Miroku and Sango.
"Hey." Kagome said as she walked up to Sango. "Kags?"
"Yeah?"
"Wow...you look...like a guy. I can't believe you're going through with this."
"Well, if only I could get Inuyasha's ass out of the car."
Sango glanced past Kagome to see him sitting in the car.
"Come on Inuyasha, you'll lose if you don't!"
Inuyasha glared at Kagome then the door flew open, and he stomped out and towards the two.
"Oh..my...god..." Sango gasped as she saw Inuyasha. He was dressed in a floral peach sundress with a peach shrug. He also wore stockings and women's high heels. His hair was pulled back loosely with a satin ribbon. From his ears hung gemstones of diamond sorts, matching the pendant around his neck.His tan face was highlighted by blush and foundations, his eyes sparkled with glitter, and his lips were painted anatural and rosy brown. His fists were balled so that only his perfectly manicured thumbnails could be seen-they were painted a perfect match to his lips.
"Miroku!" called Sango. Miroku quickly turned to see Inuyasha.
"My, my, what a lovely lady. Might I ask your n-oww! Hell! What was that for? I hadn't even touched you yet!"
"That's right, and you better not even think about it. I'm not your type, lech."
"Inuyasha?!"
"Feh.." he said as he stormed inside the campus.
Miroku stared wide-eyed as the girls laughed. He turned to Kagome, only to glance back at the retreating figure. "Inuyasha?!" 'Does that make me gay? Hell no....aw nooo..no way...' he thought. Then turned to Kagome and asked,"How drunk was he when you did that to him?"
Kagome and Sango only laughed that much harder.
Next Chapter: Inuyasha, or Nobara, as her friends call her, assumes school life as a girl-but what happens when Koga sets his sight on her..erm, him?
