After convincing Jackie that he'd come to her cheerleading...thing (souly for the reassurance of his afternoon delight still good to go) Hyde drove her to the football field. Of course every blonde bombshell bimbo was there, laughing and jumping and purposedly flirting with the practicing Varsity football team. Hyde grimaced in disgust. These were not his people.

He stood leaning against the bleachers for two minutes. There, he stayed, a deed is done. Plus he doubted Jackie would even notice if he was still there or not. Hell, he didn't even want to be there! So with a last look of disgust for those preppy slut cheerleaders (except for Jackie, of course) Hyde exited from the scene.

The El Camino was desperately in need of gas. Even though actually purchasing gas that goes straight for the government, Hyde pulled into the nearest station. He took notice to Kelso's van and after parking next to the 'pump your own gas' tank, walked inside.

Sure enough Michael Kelso stood in front of the counter with Fex next to him.

"Kid, I'm not givin' you tha candy for free." The cashier said for the third time since Fez dropped the 5 bags of gummy worms on the counter.

"But I am the millionth customer" Fez complained, clearly confused.

"Look, guve us the cand or things are gonna start to get ugly." Kelso tried to lay on that 'cool' cop way of his. But the cashier wasn't amused.

Hyde hooked his thumbs in the belt loops of his jeans. Why didn't they just steal it? It would have made things a whole lot easier. Goes to show that two morons makes one complete idiot.

He spoke"Kelso, man."

Kelso looked up"Hyde! This guy won't give Fez his candy."

"And I am the millionth customer" Fez insisted.

"Kelso" Hyde said, motioning for Kelso to come closer. "I'm gonna say this one more time, so listen up."

Kelso leaned his ear towards Hyde's face.

"You're a dumbass"

At that exact point the back door from behind the cashier's area flew open. Out came a man dressed in complete black from head to toe - a fashion failure if said by Jackie. He hid one of his hands in his coat, keeping something from sight. "Alright, no body move"

The cashier, Fez and Hyde froze on the spot, hands in the air. But Kelso was still on his macho trip, and chose this as the best time to play cops and robbers. Michael stood with confidence as he looked to the criminal, a cocky look about his face. "I suggest you get on outta here."

"Kelso, are you crazy" Hyde yelled. "He's packin' a gun"

The masked man didn't looked to amused.

Kelso waved his arms in the air, the whole while mocking the robber. "Ooo! Whatcha gonna do! Shoot me with your fingers" He turned, smirking at Hyde. "He's just fakin' it. He doesn't have a "

Out came the silver gun, and it pointed right at Kelso. Hyde, thinking the only thing he could do, pushed Kelso out of the way as an earsplitting shot was heard in the gas station store.
"Where is he" Jackie stormed into the basement just as Donna and Eric were about to settle down for a movie.

"Who" The red head asked, she handed a bowl of popcorn to Eric.

"Steven" Jackie shrieked, hands on hips. "He promised he'd come to my practice! And you know what happened"

"We can only guess..." Eric muttered, then stuffed his face with food.

"He never came! That's what happened" The cheerleader went on. "If I find him he is in so much troub "

The basement door flew open. All three heads turned, their gazes growing wider as a frightened Kelso supported the weight of a near conscious Steven Hyde. Blood seeped through Hyde's Zepplin T-shirt and stained his hand that was clutching the wounded side. Kelso didn't bother to notice who was in the room"SOMEONE CALL 911"