fox-firechick120: thank you thank you!! someone acctually responded! so as of request from
fat fat-albert I have made chapter 2 about bashing Jaken for being in love with Sesshomaru,and being annoying,and everything else i can think of. Thank you fat fat-albert
Chapter 2
Jaken,the annoying little gay little toad thing that always hangs around Sesshy.
And the one thing I have always wonderd,why! Why does Sesshy hang out with a frog who secretly dreams of makeing love to his master? I mean really! c'mon,don't act like we don't al;l know the litte thing is gay! he's gayer than Big Gay Al from South Park! and that is really really gay!
Ok,next thing,oh dear god what the hell is he??? He claims to be and imp but i'v seen imps and he aint no imp!!!! I don't think he even has a gender! I think he is a little thing that is male and female and his male side is attracted to Sesshy and his female side died when he went off a few days ago to masturbate!!
Yes,Sesshy denys him.
But back to what he is! I don't wanna insult frog,or toads,but by calling him it,I have,in fact I have insulted the whole anphibian species!!
But really why? Why does Sesshy keep this queer insult to anphibians? Why dosn't he just kill him? It would do the world a favor! In fact,whoever kills him/her,um...it,or whatever,I will personaly make sure that they have a parade thrown and their own holiday!!!!!
I even made up a song for the occasion!!! Well,I didn't really make it up,but I still like it.I haven't heard it on the T.V, in years,but here it is :
Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy!
OLAY!
Well,I added the Olay,but I think it was Rin and Stimpy on Nickalodeon a few years ago! but whatever,again!!
Well,that's all i got for now!!! and remember! I will make fun of whoever you want me too! but if yopu don't want ur name on the begining,telling me who asked me to make fun of someone,tell me! kay!!!!
Later!