Disclaimer- We own nothing that is even slightly similar to LOTR. We are just two girls who have been procrastinating since the first chapter.

Chapter 2 (or something like it?)

Kelsey POV

Well as they got closer I decided not to sing anymore….the reason being that they have weapons. Sam doesn't do well with weapons. Why you ask? It all happened a fateful day in September. Sam had just gone horseback riding with her aunt, as she crossed the field to put her horse away something happened. Sam was shot by an arrow. Not as exciting as you thought huh? Sam's cousin is weapon crazy and set up a target without telling anyone. He was lucky though, if he had shot the horse (tough puppy) she wo0uld have killed him. Now she resents arrows in every shape and form. Wow those guys walk fast they're almost to us now.

Sam POV

Think happy thoughts think happy thoughts. They are not vulcans, they are not vulcans out to bite your head off.

Elves POV

We neared the two human girls. Once we got a certain distance from them we slowed our pace as not to frighten the children. Human women (as I have heard) can be very timid and lash out in emotion at any given second.

Kelsey POV

From the way the people were walking it seemed as if they we gliding across a frozen pond… I hate ice skating. Once you've been stabbed by an ice skate you can never go back.

Sam POV

Well they are upon us and I feel that I have nothing to fear. Damn that takes all the fun out of it. I don't adjust easily to change and mostly the new type of people I'm around….and these people were not normal. It's pathetic really, me not them. I can't understand anything they are trying to say to us. I have enough trouble with English and Japanese, I don't need to learn another language.

Elves POV

All of our breath is in vain. These girls do not seem to understand any language I utter. (sigh) This is going to be a long journey back to Imladris.

Sam- "Well Kelsey I feel like an idiot, don't you?"

Kelsey- "Of course I do, it's like I'm in a foreign country…..wait a sec, I am in a foreign place."

Sam- "I guess we should go with them. I have the strangest feeling about this."

Kelsey- " Sam if you throw up throw up on them okay? I don't feel anything evil or bad about them, except for the weapons."

Sam- " GGAAAHHH…I didn't notice the pointy things till now."

The elves let the girls gather themselves the rushed them along hurriedly as to avoid any unwanted attention. Surprisingly the girls moved at a faster pace then they expected. Maybe they would reach Imladris before tomorrow afternoon. The quicker the got home the more his questions would be answered…he hoped. Silently (at the moment) the walked along, heading in whatever direction it was they were going.

I hope we stop soon said Sam. I don't think we will, not till night time I'm guessing Said Kelsey.

Ok so this went really slow and wasn't even funny but I think we needed a little bit of explaining and slow moving in this procrastinated chapter. Sorry we will try harder to make it funny and we will.