(I know you'd probably expect like a couple more days until I got this chapter done, right! But, I couldn't help myself from typing the rest of the story. Last time I had quite a lot of grammar and spelling errors; that, was totally my fault! I hope you enjoy this chapter to me it's sort of boring.)
Shu Kingdom
Jiang Wei was off to Lord Liu Bei's palace but, on the way there he saw the most beautiful Jade, with diamonds surrounding it. He was tempted to buy it and asked the woman how much it was. And she answered "800 yen." But, she then noticed the young man was Jiang Wei and took off 300 yen. Afterwards Jiang Wei headed off to Lord Liu Bei's palace once again.
"Lord Liu Bei, I have come to inform you that I am getting married."
"Ah…Lord Jiang Wei it is nice to see you have found a maiden at your likings. May I ask who this young woman is!"
"Lady Da Qiao of Wu…"
"Very well…but, what about her husband Lord Sun Ce of Wu?"
"He has gotten married to a new mistress."
"Are you sure Da Qiao isn't trying to use you?"
"Yes I'm sure that…that isn't her intentions. But, the reason why I have came here today was to invite you and all of Shu to our wedding in the next two weeks."
"I will inform everyone please go home and rest your arrow wound."
"Yes, Lord."
(Back at Jiang Wei's home)
"Xiao Qiao I apologize for making you tell your sister Da Qiao that we were recently engaged; even though we are not…"
"It is alright I will go inform my sister that wasn't true but, it was both our decisions."
"Thankyou very much! Tell your sister I will be leaving back to Wu now, seeing that her life is better without me."
"Wait, Lu Xun! I…have to tell you something I come back, so please do not leave until then."
"Fine, I have nothing to do back in Wu anyway."
"Okay, I will be back very shortly."
"Sister Da, everything Lu Xun and I said when we arrived was a lie. Please don't be mad?"
"So, you finally came to confess sister, I'm very proud of you. Of course I knew you two were lying when you said that."
"How did you know!"
"Sister I have known you for quite a while I know when you lie your hands turn red and you blink twice as much as you normally do."
"Oh… (Giggles)…oh yes sister Lu Xun is leaving back to Wu."
"Why is that?"
"I think he is very lonely just like how Lord Jiang Wei was."
"Then I will find him a suitable wife."
"How so sister?"
"I will think about it tonight just, pursue Lu Xun to stay for my wedding."
"Okay! I will see you later sister!"
"Mmm..."
A couple minutes later Da Qiao heard knocks on the front door, so she went to go open it. It was Jiang Wei, he told her to sit down and close her eyes for he had a gift for her.
"Jiang, what is it!"
"Hold on…ok now open your eyes!"
"Ahh! Thank you this is for me?"
"Yes, but open it first."
Slowly opening the case Da Qiao shrieked when she saw the Jade. She was overly emotional with the present and started hugging Jiang until he could barely breathe. From the door Xiao Qiao, Zhao Yun, and Lu Xun watched Da Qiao and Jiang Wei embrace. After a couple minutes they shut the door.
"Thank you Jiang Wei for this phenomenal absolutely, outrageous necklace but, I have nothing for you…"
"That is alright."
Later that Night
Zhao Yun went over to Jiang Wei's house knowing he accidentally left his handkerchief there. When he got inside, he had heard strange noises from somewhere through out the house; so he started searching around for the noise, and his handkerchief.
"Ah Hah! I found my handkerchief! Now where are all the noises coming from!"
"Hello! Who's there!"
"Xiao Qiao, is that you?"
"Yes…sorry I just came out to get a drink of water but then, I couldn't see anything in the dark so I stumbled on something."
"Oh, do you need help!"
"No thanks."
"What are you two doing up so late at night?"
"And early in the morning!"(Holding candles)
"Well I came back to get my handkerchief and Xiao Qiao was thirsty so…"
"So, that's when you two basically showed up!"
"If that's all then good night! Zhao Yun if you'd like you can stay here for the night since it's so dark."
"I can? Well then I will thankyou!"
"Ok well Da and I are going back to bed…"
"So are we!"
"Jiang, are you still up?"
"Yes, why?"
"Well Lu Xun is lonely just like you were when we first met…and I have been thinking maybe we could choose a suitable wife for him!"
"An excellent idea we will bring all of them through out the land of Shu and find him a wife!"
Jiang Wei and Da Qiao give each other a good night kiss and head back to their rooms. While Xiao Qiao and Zhao Yun are still talking.
"Xiao Qiao why is it you and your sister aren't with your original husbands?"
"Well Lord Zhao Yun, if you must know then…I will tell you."
(60 minutes later)
"And that's why we are separate! Ugh! Zhao Yun? Zhao Yun!"
"(Snore, snore, snore)"
"Awe man! He fell asleep on me too! Well I ought to go back to bed but… (Yawns and falls fast asleep)"
Next Morning
"Jiang do you think they!"
"No Da, Zhao Yun could never!"
"I think you two are both being to noisy!"
"Then what will you do Lu Xun!"
"WAKE UP XIAO QIAO, ZHAO YUN!"
"Ok point taken Lu Xun."
"Ahh! I'm up…I'm up…I'm goodnight!"
"So Xiao why were you sleeping so close to Lord Zhao Yun last night!"
"I was saying I should go back to my room but then I must have fallen asleep. But, it was because Zhao Yun fell asleep during my story!"
"Sister calm down. You shouldn't be too hasty."
"I know I'm sorry…"
"So Zhao Yun what were you doing sleeping with Lady Xiao Qiao!"
"I was talking to her and she told me her story and I dozed off a little. Big deal?"
"Lord Jiang Wei you said something to me earlier about finding a wife for me? When will we be leaving!"
"Lu Xun when Xiao Qiao and Zhao Yun come together and tell their stories well see if it is true. Then we will leave."
"Jiang, my sister is ready to tell her story is Zhao Yun!"
"Yes, you may come in; you really need not knock just come in."
"Hai!"
(25 minutes later)
"Their stories are both the same they are telling the truth."
"Awe…sister Xiao I thought in Wu you told me you like Lord
"Z" of Shu!"
"Awe! Da I thought I told you to not tell or blab! WAH!"
(Blushing, Zhao Yun steps forward to Xiao Qiao and kisses her on her cheek)
"AWE…" Da, Jiang, and Lu said.
"If you don't mind sister Da Qiao Zhao Yun and I have some talking to do and finish my story from last night."
"Of course Lu Xun, Jiang, let us go now time is wasting!"
"So Lu Xun what did you think of Lady Puo's picture?"
"Lord Jiang Wei, she is a site to look at!"
"(Giggling) I think you two are getting along just fine!"
"Lord Lu Xun, it is time you met Lady Puo."
"(in Lu Xun's mind: Oh boy!)"
Jiang Wei and Lady Da Qiao watch Lady Puo and Lu Xun meet and make comments.
"Lady Puo you look dazzling!"
"Why thankyou! I didn't know Lu Xun of Wu was this handsome?"
"You're just saying that!"
"No, I'm not you are so attractive (Lady Puo Blushes)"
Comment: "Da do you think they are hitting it off too well!"
Comment: "Nonsense this is so cute!"
(Kiss cheeks)
"So Lady Puo would you like to go for lunch!"
"I would love to let me go get my purse!"
"No need I will pay for it."
"Ok…how sincere you are! At least let me change into something more elegant!"
"Take your time!"
"So do you like her Lu Xun!"
"No offense Lord Jiang Wei but, isn't she a bit too you know…?"
"Ugh…not really but what do you mean?"
"Isn't she like a replica of Diao Chan?"
"You have a strong point right there!"
"Are you two ready to go Lady Puo is ready now."
"Yes we are. Lady Da I will be your escort for you."
"(Giggles) I'd be honored!"
"Lady Puo, you look different -"
"Yes um…thank you Lord Lu Xun."
"Lord Jiang Wei, Lady Qiao! What brings you here to this restaurant?"
"We are watching those two we are trying to find a wife for Lord Lu Xun."
"Lord Jiang who is Lord Zhao Yun walking around with and holding hands with over there?"
"Why that's Da's sister?"
"Wha…!"
"Oh boy today must be match making day!"
"But, out of all Lord Jiang Wei and Lady Da Qiao light up the streets!"
"Why Thank you!"
"Da, and I are getting married you know!"
"Really it isn't that hard to believe you two are just the most perfect and lovely couple there could possibly be."
"Anyway…"
"Right, here are your seats enjoy your time here watching them!" (End Chapter)
