Chapter 2: Attack of the demon spider and spying perverts
When Inuyasha and Tenko recovered from the ramen incident, they looked around to find the gang, but instead, the found a freshly prepared new ramen cup…right in front of them…
Off in the distance, Shippo was snickering.
"I'm so evil…wait until they discover that there's only one left…"
(A/N- Shippo people beware…Shippo is very evil in this fic)
Inuyasha and Tenko stared at it…the heavenly aroma called them…there was only one ramen cup and one pair of chopsticks…one…
"It's mine!" shouted Tenko dashing for the cup. Inuyasha pulled her by her hair and threw her back slightly.
"O no you don't!" he yelled as he grabbed the bowl, but then he felt another pair of hands on the bowl.
"Let go of it kid!"
"You let go! I saw it first!"
"No! Give it!"
"No!"
And then both of them let go of the bowl and started to fight. They did everything- Kicked, punched, bit, and pulled. Their shouts and attack blows apparently amplified through the entire forest and even villagers heard them fight. Off in the distance, Kagome heard it too.
"Inuyasha…" she sighed as she walked over to the clearing, keeping her anger bottled up for the 'show'. Shippo snickered evilly and tagged behind Kagome.
"I HAVE to see this!"
Kagome walked over to the clearing to see that the two were still fighting when she made her entrance. She took a deep breath and yelled-
"SIT!"
And at that instant, Inuyasha fell to the ground with a loud thud, revealing Tenko with pulled hair, a chewed ear and a black eye. Inuyasha looked identical to her speaking with their wounds.
"What the hell was THAT for, Kagome!"
"YOU TWO ARE UNBELIEVALBE! FIGHTING LIKE CAVE PEOPLE OVER A STUPID RAMEN CUP! AND INUYASHA! HOW DARE YOU TREAT A POOR LITTLE GIRL THAT WAY!"
"SHE STARTED IT!"
"YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A FOUR YEAR OLD! QUIT FIGHTING LIKE THIS! AND SIT!"
Inuyasha fell to the ground again and so did Shippo who was rolling around on the ground in laughter.
"I have to do this again sometime…" he muttered between laughs.
Suddenly, they heard a loud booming off in the distance. It scared birds away and Inuyasha and Tenko were sniffing the air.
"It's a demon!" they said in unison.
"Inuyasha! I sense a jewel shard!"
Inuyasha took out his sword, preparing for the worst.
"Nice blade!" complemented Tenko.
"Uh…thanks… Kagome! Take Shippo and Tenko out of here!"
"No way! I'm gonna fight too! I have to put my claws to the test!" said Tenko confidently.
Inuyasha didn't know why but he silently approved of Tenko staying.
From out of the trees came a giant spider demon!
"Half-bloods…get out of my forest!" it hissed.
Tenko flexed her claws.
"Not on your life, punk!" she yelled. Jumping into the air, she threw her talons at the face of the demon causing more blood to fly.
Inuyasha just stared wide eyed at the scene of a four year old hanyou beating up one of the forest demons.
"You dare, you little runt!" he yelled with almost half his body gone.
"You're dead!"
Tenko slashed her claws in the air and a bunch of green lights escaped. The energy hit the demon and he shattered to pieces, never to be seen again.
Tenko fell to the ground on her feet while the others encircled her.
"That was great, Tenko! I didn't know you could fight!" said Kagome.
"Yeah, I got to admit, that was pretty good." said Inuyasha still shocked by her performance.
"It was nothing…really…" said Tenko sweat dropping, not used to all the attention.
The sun was setting so the gang decided to make camp. There was a hot spring down below and Kagome and Sango decided to go there. Tenko just hung with Inuyasha and Miroku until she wanted to come too.
"I haven't taken a bath in a long time. Can I go with you guys?"
Sango shrugged.
"I guess…"
"The more the merrier." said Kagome, being her normal cheerful self.
When they got into the spring, Tenko hung her black haori on a tree branch and got into the spring.
"Holy crap this is hot! But it feels good too…" she said in fascination.
"Where'd you learn to fight? That was quite a show you put on there while slaying that demon." said Sango.
"I taught myself. While people were picking fights with me, I observed my own fighting skill too and noticed my faults and my weaknesses and taught myself how to get rid of them. It was just basic survival…nothing more…"
Off in the bushes, Miroku, Inuyasha and Shippo were in a bush high above the hot spring.
"I don't think this is a good idea you guys…you know what Sango would to do us? Or worse yet, Tenko?" he shuddered while trying to run away. Inuyasha grabbed his tail and smirked.
"Come on, Shippo, don't be such a baby. Come and join the big boys."
But to their misfortune, Tenko could smell them in the bushes.
"Um, Kagome? Is it all right if people are close to us like this?" she asked pointing to the bush high above. Sango and Kagome whirled around and saw the bush rustling as the boys were telling each other to shut up. Sango cracked her knuckles and Kagome cleared her throat. Sango grabbed a big boulder and hurled it at the bush. It was a direct hit as Miroku came tumbling to the ground.
"You hentai!" screeched Sango as she threw more boulders at the poor injured monk.
"AAHH! Please Lady Sango have mercy!"
"HENTAI!"
"SIT!"
Inuyasha fell into the hot spring and Shippo tried to run away, but then he took a good look at Tenko…
"Whoa! Miroku and Inuyasha were right!" he said staring at…
"Shippo, you pervert!"
On cue, Tenko was holding a big boulder and was about throw it at Shippo!
"AAH! I'm just a little kid! Don't do it!"
"YOU'RE MY AGE, YOU PERVERT!"
"AAAAHHH!"
At the end of the day when there were stars in the sky, the boys had big, orange sized lumps on there heads and swirly eyes for they were seeing stars of their own.
