Time to get serious. Eikichi Onizuka needed to reclaim is title as a great teacher. His previous class went off to graduate, and he was now stuck with a bunch of scrawny punks.

"Ugh. This place is terrible." He groaned, watching how the kids cleared Onizuka's path.

"Forgive us, Mr. Onizuka!" One said while he swept the floor.

"Yeah, don't mention it." He took his cigarette and tossed it to the ground.

"These kids are way too tame. I miss my old class." He sighed and sat on top of Vice Prinicipal Uchiyamada's Cresta. This was his seventh? Eighth? Who knows? As soon as his rear touched the top, this emergency alarm went off.

"Warning! Warning! Step away from the car!"

Onizuka jumped off the car. "Shit!" He looked around and checked to see if anybody was coming. "Damn it! Damn it! Shut up! Shut up!"

He yelled as he kicked at the car.

From the top floor of the school a teacher called Uchiyamada to the window. "Vice principal! Your car!"

Vice principal sighed. He was taking care of Onizuka's class because he was late. "What is it? What could be worse than Onizuka..."

He looked out the window and saw his car had a hole in the hood. Onizuka ripped out the car alarm and at the moment he was stomping on it.

"ONIZUKA!" Uchiyamada screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Hm?" He saw Uchiyamada was looking. "Uh... um... I'll fix it!" He put the car alarm back inside and patted the top. "There, see? Good as new!"

The car exploded and went on fire.

"AHHH!!!"

"Um... oops?"

Uchiyamada was now running down the stairs. His face was blood red. He was so angry, he was ready to murder Onizuka. "He's fired! He's through! He's dead! He was caught red handed! He broke my Cresta! I saw him do it! He's through!"

Onizuka ran in and greeted the Vice Principal. "Why hello..."

"Onizuka! I'll kill you!" He ran to attack him but the teachers were holding him back.

"Vice principal, please!"

"What's all this?"

They turned around and saw Mrs. Sakurai, the school chairman. "What's going on here?"

"Oh nothing, Sakurai!" Onizuka smiled. He was now wearing a halo and wings from a costume.

Sakurai smiled at the innocent looking teacher. "Good boy, Mr. Onizuka." She petted his head.

"Chuu!" He squealed.

"Don't buy that innocent crap!" Uchiyamada growled. "He's a liar and a fake, and he should be fired!"

Sakurai growled at Uchiyamada. "Oh stop that, Onizuka. What could this boy do?" She patted his shoulder as Onizuka made faces at the vice principal.

"Look at him! He's a monster!"

She looked back and Onizuka who was whistling innocently. She looked back to Uchiyamada and saw he was now wearing devil horns and a tail with a sign labeled "idiot" on his chest.

"Hmph. Onizuka's a good boy, now leave him alone, Uchiyamada." She walked off.

"Bye bye!" Onizuka waved.

"Who the hell did this?!" Uchiyamada growled and threw off the sign and horns along with the tail on the floor. Onizuka placed his hand on Uchiyamada's bald head and patted him. "Hey you should relax. No need to get mad over nothin'." He skipped off.

"You bastard! I HATE YOU."

"Oh yes!" Sakurai walked back. "Good luck at the competition for becoming a great teacher in America, Onizuka!"

Uchiyamada laughed out hard. "Great TEACHER?! This idiot's an ex gang member, with bleached hair and ear piercings. He's a graduate from a third rate college and he can't even handle the children's work! He's always late to class and he can't spell!"

Onizuka growled at how this man insulted him.

"Well..." Sakurai started. Onizuka's eyes sparkled to hear Sakurai defend him.

"Perhaps he isn't very bright." Onizuka fell over. "I knew it."

"And he's not very responsible." There she goes. "And maybe he IS an ex gang member!" Onizuka sat in the corner in sorrow.

"But he's a great teacher. He's saved the students lives, including saving yours, Hiroshi!" She pointed her finger at Uchiyamada.

Onizuka smiled and glomped the chairman. "Chuu."

A few hours passed and Onizuka was wandering the streets. "Damn. In order to go to America. I need to learn English." He paused to grab a pack of cigarettes. He stood up and crossed the street. He looked in front of him and saw a familiar building.

"Wait a minute... I know!"

"Well, well, well. Mr. Onizuka wants my help. The teacher comes to the teached for aid. How ironic. Well, not in my case."

Onizuka went to see Urumi Kanzaki in her apartment. She was alone with her favorite teacher.

"So will you teach me English?"

"Sure, why not?" She walked to him and petted his head. "This will be fun, right Eikichi-kun?"

"Gulp."