"Now... recite the alphabet, Onizuka."

Urumi Kanzaki was on her way teaching Eikichi Onizuka how to speak English. Being as mischievous as she is, she put a kiddy sailor suit and hat on Onizuka.

"This is ridiculous! Do I REALLY need this hat?"

Urumi gave him a firey glare which made Eikichi flinch. He growled and looked straightforward. "A... B... C... D... uh... G..."

Next thing he knew, Eikichi was electrocuted. "YEOW!" He flew back into the wall. "What the hell what THAT!"

Urumi laughed evilly. "Everytime you screw up, I'm sending 1000 volts of pure electricity through your body!"

"Are you crazy!"

"Want me to do it again?"

"No! That's okay! HEH HEH HEH!" Eikichi read the alphabet again... "A... B... gulp... C... Dje... uh WAIT! I didn't mean!"

Once again he was electrocuted. "YEAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Isn't this fun!" Urumi laughed as she pressed the shock button over and over. By the time she was through, Eikichi collapsed, twitching as smoke rose from his body.

"Whew. Well. Now it's time for a break!"

Eikichi dusted himself off and sat up. "Woo hoo! We get to have snacks!"

Urumi smirked. "Yep... the best kind."

"Huh?"

Urumi lifted up one leg. Eikichi looked at her, confused. She then pulled off her panties and swung them on her index finger. Eikichi got a nose bleed and held both hands over his nose. Urumi laughed. "Wow! That looked like a river just shot out of your nose!"

Eikichi kept on staring at Urumi's skirt, wondering if maybe she'll move and he'll get to see some parts. "Heh heh..."

Urumi whapped him. "Now now. Like all things, you gotta work for these!" She continued to tease him with her panties.

Eikichi narrowed his eyes. "I knew this was a trap. What do I have to do?"

Urumi smiled. "Well..." She whispered into his ear.

"YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM A STRIP TEASE!"

Urumi laughed evilly. "Sure! You'll get these. Come on, Eikichi-kun!"

Eikichi growled, "But..."

Urumi yelled, "If you don't, I won't teach you English and you won't go to America and meet those stupid girls!"

Eikichi narrowed his eyes. He beg to ponder. "This is probably another trap of hers. I know she admited some feelings to me and that last line sounded...well... anyway... but still, she's the same ol' Urumi. ... then again... she DID graduate from the school. That makes it okay, right? RIGHT! Heh heh heh heh! She's so hot. I wonder how the panties are. Er. No! Wait! Remember, she IS younger! But how many times are you offered things from hot girls like her? No... yes! No... yes! And if I don't, I won't be able to go to America! I can't think of anyone else that would!"

He then went into fantasy mode. He thought of people who he could ask to teach him English.

First, Fuyutsuki: "You're learning English to meet American girls! You're sick! Go away!"

Uchiyamada: "That is not the actions of a teacher! How dare you... hey! Get back here!"

Ryuuji: "I'm sorry, I'm too busy with my job."

Eikichi: "Ryuuji, you selfish bastard!"

Ryuuji: "Hey! Maybe if you chilled out abit, you can find yourself a girl!"

Eikichi: "Easy for you to say!"

Ryuuji: "I was like that too but I changed!"

Eikichi: "Why you..."

Meanwhile in the present time, Eikichi was busy arguing by himself.

"So Eikichi." Urumi spoke to him. "Have you decided?"

Eikichi had already began to strip outside the building. He was shaking and humming his own strip music.

Urumi screamed out the window to him. "Hey!"

"Boom chicka boom chicka chicka..."

Next thing he knew, a spot light hit Eikichi. It was a police helicopter. "Alright, buddy. You're coming with us!"

"Oh CRAP!"

Urumi sank her head into her arms. "I didn't mean do it out in public... IDIOT!"

Twenty cops pointed guns at Eikichi.

"... aw SHIT!"

Urumi watched as they took Eikichi away. "Great. Now what's next?"