Chapter 8
Water Fights
Kisty sat on a blanket in the backyard of the Kaiba mansion with some duel monster dolls, which were a blue eyes white dragon, a dark Magician, a dark Magician girl, and a meteor black dragon. Not to far from, Kisty was Seto with some blueprints of prototypes from Kaiba Corp, and a pile of snacks. Next to him with a book and glasses was Alexandra who was about to take some of her pain killer medication. The day was warm and bright and the family was enjoying there day until something very wet hit Seto right in the back of the head.
Seto got up quickly and looked around the yard, "OK who did that?" he snapped. Seconds later another water balloon came except it hit Kisty's toys, "AHHH!" screamed the little five years old grabbing her toys for cover. Alexandra up down her book and took off her glasses. A small smirk went across her face as she quickly grabbed a water gun hidden under her pillow and shot it at a near by bushes.
"AHHH!" yelled a female and a male voice at the same time. Kisty giggled as she recognized the voices of her friends from her preschool. "JOSH, MANA! GET OUT HERE NOW!" snapped a very angry Seto Kaiba. Alexandra was giggling as she put the hidden water gun back under her pillow. "Mokuba made us do it," said a young girl about 6 years old, with long purple hair coming out of the bushes with a boy that had a mix of black and green hair. "He triple dog dared us to," said Josh taking cover behind a near by tree. Kisty walked over to her father's side, "You, two!" said Kisty shaking her figure at them, "You promised to behave today," she snapped in a whining 5 year old tone.
"Did we?" asked Josh with a sly smirk on his face, looking over at Mana. Kisty rolled her eyes just as a water balloon hit her in the back of the head. "SCORE!" yelled Mokuba. Now if you ever wanted to see a flaming dragon show up and tackle you, Kisty was sure it. "MOKIE!" yelled the little girl about to run after her Uncle however was caught by her father near by "He ruined my outfit!" snapped the 5 year old.
Alexandra raised an eyebrow looking over at her brother in law and gave him a good shot in the face with her water gun. "What, your all in your bathing suits for, you would rather spend a hot day like today reading books, playing with toys, and reading blue prints?" Mokuba asked. Alexandra laughed and shot Mokuba with her water gun again, "NO, but we were taking a break from the last water fight you started 20 minutes ago," she said with a laugh.
Seto turned and looked at his brother, "Do I now have another reason to make you move out now?" he asked, Kisty snickered. Seto looked at his daughter, "Kaibas don't snicker, Kisty," he said to her. Kisty looked at her feet and felt something slip into her hand, "they get even," finished Seto, pulling out water guns and shooting his brother. Kisty pulled out her little one that her father just handed her and ran towards her uncle.
Josh and Mana started laughing until they got two water balloons from a near by tree, where Rebecca and Lisa sat with two buckets full of water balloons. "ATTACK!" yelled the two preschoolers running towards the tree with their water balloons.
Now try to picture this if you can, Seto Kaiba in a swim trunks running around with a mini supper soakers in hand, Kisty with one of her own, Alexandra with a pistol looking water gun. Rebecca and Lisa in a tree throwing water balloons at two preschoolers who had a bucket of there own, sounds fishy right, you bet, but that was another day at the Kaiba mansion when it was hot outside and there was nothing else better to do.
Alexandra watched as Mokuba was tackled by his niece and shot in the face with her water gun. After hold his brother down for a few more minutes Seto let go of Mokuba to let Josh, Kisty and Mana have there water fun.
Lisa and Rebecca who were still fighting over Mokuba jumped down from their tree but where sneaked attacked by Atem, Yugi, Tea and Joey with there large cannon looking super soakers and could not come to the aid of Mokuba as he was tortured by his niece.
Seto walked over to Alexandra who pointed her water gun at him, "Take one more step and I will be forced to use this, I am not done reading," she said. The tall elder Kaiba knew better then to push his wife's limit in fact he was still sore from an event earlier that day, which Alexandra put him through called kickboxing. Seto waited until the water pistol was put down to approach Alex.
"Told you it was a good book," said Seto with a smirk. Alexandra nodded, slipping her wet gun back under its hiding place. "A book about the world of financial credit is not that great, however when you hid a romance novel in it, it makes quite a book saver," she said with a smile. Seto rolled his eyes, "Why read about guys with rippling biceps, toned chest, and hug thighs?" he asked, "When you go me," crossing his arms.
Alexandra stood up and walked over to Seto, "I want to see what those women see in those kinds of men," she smirked. Seto rolled his eyes, oh how he loved it when Alexandra would hit at their new nighttime activity, 'peek-a-boo' as it was coded around the mansion.
An hour later
Kisty was on her blanket drying her hair, with Josh and Mana next to her wrapped in big beach towels. Lisa and Rebecca where having a yelling match with each other, and Mokuba was again in the middle of it. Atem was holding his daughter, Lisa back and Yugi had Rebecca the two young women could not stop trying to kill each other for Mokuba.
Tea and Mai came out with some glasses of lemonade and lunch, the servants had the day off, and Tea and Mai like to help with making their own food. Seto sat next to Alexandra as they watched the scene of the fight for Mokuba continue.
"Yuge, just let Rebecca kill, Lisa, then this whole thing can end," said Joey. Mai hit Joey upside the head, "JOEY!" she snapped. Mana looked at Kisty as she concocted a plan of action, "Time to use the "voice"" she said doing air quotes. Kisty rolled her eyes, "Mana no, spare us, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, DON'T do it!" pleaded Josh. "Too late," she said walking over to Rebecca, and Lisa.
Mana took a deep breath and began to sing the words to the Barney song. (Yes the Barney song, the, I love you one, AHHH) Kisty and Josh covered there ears and shut there eyes, "Oh make her stop," yelled Josh in misery.
Seto found Mana very annoying now, and Alexandra was laughing her head off at the scene as Rebecca and Lisa looked at each other and began to whine for the child to stop singing off key. Yugi and Atem however being as strong as they were had to let go of the girls and finally cover their ears in agony, "MAKE HER STOP!" yelled Joey.
Kisty walked over to her friend and slapped her upside the head, "Shut up, you proven to have a more annoying voice then your sister," said Kisty watching Mana rub her head. "Ouch, you didn't need to hit me," she snapped.
"Well, well, well, look what we have here, Kaiba making out with his wife, Yugi, Pharaoh, Tea, the Pharaoh's brat, and the annoying Genesis, all in one backyard how so Adams Family like," said Bakura (Yami Bakura) coming into the back yard. Ryou was next to him, "I don't know why you pick on them?" he sighed to Bakura.
Josh's eyes went wide as he ran too hid behind Kisty, "Hide me Kist," begged the green and black hair boy. Bakura rolled his eyes, "Is that anyway to treat the two people who raised you boy!" he snapped. Josh nodded, "I am not going back to the cemetery to dig more holes for you, I am spending today with my friends," he snapped. "Just wait until you get home then I will show you a reason not to talk back," Bakura sneered. Alexandra got up and walked to Bakura.
"You know, I really hate it when you come over here, to snap up Josh every time he is enjoying himself," said Alexandra. Seto just sat there letting his wife have all the fun of beating up Bakura; he did not worry about her.
Ryou backed away slowly, as Bakura became very angry, "You have no right to tell me what to do with MY son!" snapped Bakura. Alexandra rolled her eyes, "He isn't yours, if I recalled you found him that graveyard you and Ryou owned," she snapped. Bakura grew angrier, "You witch, I am here to collect my son, now let me through," he growled.
Kisty and Mana stood in front of Josh, "He is staying right here," snapped the girls. Ryou slowly snuck around everyone and just as he was about to snag Josh, Atem made his move. "Ryou, I won't do that if I were you," he said pointing a water balloon straight at him with a slingshot.
Mokuba, Rebecca, and Lisa had super soakers in there hands, pointed at Ryou's butt. Tea, Mai, and Joey had buckets of water ready to go. Ryou backed away slowly for the three youngsters.
"This is kidnapping Alexandra and you know it," snapped Bakura. Alexandra rolled her eyes, "Bakura, you never let Josh do anything fun, do you want him to end up like my husband, angry and lonely because that's what's going to happen if you don't let him have some fun," she snapped.
Seto glared at his wife that was a little over the line, however her would teacher her to call him lonely tonight. Alexandra continued, "Let the boy have two more hours and then we will send him down the hill back towards your little cemetery," she said. "By then it will be too dark for him to work, and we need two graves dug by tomorrow," said Bakura, "I have business to run."
"Look who's sounding like Kaiba," laughed Joey. Seto glared at Joey, he was going have to teach that dog some manners with Alexandra's water pistol. Just then, "AHH!" yelled Josh as Ryou snatched the boy from Kisty and Mana, then ran as fast as he could, dodging from the gang's water fire.
"Ok I got him lets go," yelled Ryou running at full speed. Bakura rolled his eyes, "now I have two wet things to put in the car," he muttered. Alexandra smirked, "Bye Bakura," she said. Kisty and Mana started to run to get Josh back however; they were stopped by Atem and Lisa. "Let them go," said Atem, "You will see Josh at school tomorrow."
Kisty looked as she saw her best friend being taken away by his adopted fathers, "It's not fair, that he has to live with them," she said. Alexandra looked at Seto and then at Kisty, "Don't worry sweetie, Josh will be fine, were just giving those two a hard time," she said. Seto rolled his eyes, "How could Ryou ever wish that lunatic back from the grave is beyond me," muttered Seto.
The young Kaiba girl raised an eyebrow, "Wished Bakura back?" she asked puzzled. Lisa and Atem crossed their arms. "You haven't told Kisty?" asked the Pharaoh and his daughter.
Seto rolled his eyes, "Not my department," he said, getting up, "besides you all have exactly 1 hour to get out of my mansion," he snapped. Everyone except Kisty, Alexandra and Mokuba moved to get their things.
an hour later
"That was smooth real smooth, Seto," said Alexandra dressed in her casual shorts and an oversized shirt, one of Seto's most likely, as they were in the mansion. "You know you need to say out of my side of the dressers," he said looking at his wife from the bottom of the stairs. Kisty sat with Mana in the living room, which was not too far from the front door, waiting for Mana's mother.
The doorbell rang and Mana's sister, Samantha, who was about 3 years old with pink hair, stood at the door when Alexandra answered it. "Hi Sam, where's your mom?" she asked the little girl. Samantha shrugged her shoulders, "Dad has us for awhile, is Mana ready?" asked the girl. Kisty and Mana walked out into the main hall in there shorts and shirts. "KIST!" yelled Samantha jumping on the 5-year-old girl. "AHH!" yelled Kisty falling over. Mana giggled, "My sister really likes you Kisty," she said.
Kisty pushed Mana off slowly, "I know, she thinks I am her real big sister," she said. Samantha giggled, "That's because you are one of my big sisters," she said. Kisty patted Samantha on the head, "You better get going, I will see you at pre K tomorrow," she said as Mana and Samantha ran out the door, Kisty looked at her mother, "Mommy?"
