Wednesday- Sit Rover!
Beast Boy was awoken the next morning by the feeling of something around his neck.
"…Huh…" he said groggily, "What the!"
Beast Boy looked at the red collar that was around his neck. Suddenly Kitty appeared out of nowhere and attached something onto the collar and yanked Beast Boy outside.
"Hey- no- wait a sec-" said Beast Boy, and tried to go back inside.
"Go back inside and I'll force feed you milk for the rest of the week." Threatened Kitty, and with that, Beast Boy stopped struggling and walked normally.
"…What is this, a Boot Camp?" asked Beast Boy, looking at all the hurdles, tunnels and other courses. "No silly," came Kitty's reply, "Its your training session."
"… Oh… ha, silly me. I thought it was gonna be stuff like sit and roll over." Laughed Beast Boy nervously.
"…It is." Said Kitty in a low voice.
"Uhh… come again?"
"You have to do whatever I say whenever I say it, otherwise you'll fail the test, and believe me… you don't want to fail the test. For if you do, there will be great pain and suffering in your short meaningless life."
Beast Boy shivered at Kitty's tone. "…O...k, that was totally creepy…"
"RUN!"
Kitty's voice made Beast Boy's heart skip a beat as he ran and jumped the hurdles.
"DUCK AND ROLL!"
Beast Boy ducked and rolled, only to avoid flying raizor disks and a arrows.
"Who's doing all this!" yelled beast Boy, whilst trying to listen to Kitty's commands.
Little did Beast Boy know that in the bushes sat a depressed Robin, setting up traps and firing at Beast Boy.
"JUMP!"
Beast Boy jumped as a low blade skinned the tip of his tail and his eyes watered.
"STOP!"
Beast Boy stopped so suddenly that he jerked forward and had to jump out the way as a brick dropped his way.
Kitty grinned, "Ok, on to stage two."
"WHAT! NO WAY!"
"Beast Boy, you must complete all three stages for me to have properly trained you." Said Kitty innocently.
"One question, are you related to Hades, coz I can see the resemblance."
"Stage two," said Kitty, ignoring Beast Boys comment, "is were you will be forced to do cruel things to one of your friends, but who?"
"…What…?" asked Beast Boy dully.
"In other words, unless you want to drink milk for the rest of the week you'll torture Starfire."
"Star huh… but- shouldn't you talk to Robin about this, I mean he-"
"He what! Your not about to suggest that my darling Robby-Pooh has feelings for that- that-"
"Person?"
"-person, are you?"
"No, course not." Muttered Beast Boy sarcastically.
"Good! Now- on with the training!"
A Few Minuets Later…
Starfire sat in her room in a dark corner, rooting through the bags and pulling out the items and placing them in another bag which she hid in a box under her bed. Her eyes lit up with hope as she heard an agitating voice scream out the words she'd been waiting oh so long to hear.
"That's it Robin, I'm leaving!" The voice sounded upset and angry, "I never want to see you again!"
Starfire had wondered why Kitty was leaving before she had to, and what had caused Robin to give up on the information he could have gotten about Slade's location, but she didn't care. She floated outside her room and screamed as she saw the walls.
"You evil, evil person!"
On the walls before her were pictures of Robin and a certain blonde haired girl. Pictures of them laughing, pictures of them holding hands, even pictures of them kissing! Crap pictures mind you- but pictures all the same. It was what Kitty called art.
"Like them Starfire? Beast Boy drew them for me." She said, delighted.
"Hey, I have nothing against you Star, really, but my taste buds come before you… know offence."
"None taken." She replied, surprised by how cold she had sounded.
"Oh, and before you decide to forgive me, know that under no circumstances was I allowed to back out."
"…"
Starfire stood there whilst Beast Boy threw a bucket of cold water over her, drenching her whole body.
"…"
Kitty just burst out laughing and pointed at the wet Starfire, who clearly didn't have a clue what was going on.
Suddenly a hole appeared in the floor beside Kitty, then another, and another, until it spelt out the words 'May Your Body Rot In Hell'
"Don't worry, I'm sure it will." Said Kitty smirking, "But I must get back to training Beast Boy. It's on to stage three!"
Beast Boy sighed, he was thankful that this stage was so short. He was also thankful that she had allowed him to transform back into his original form to throw the bucket of water at Star, even though it was pretty mean, it would have been rather difficult to do it as a dog.
"So… what's stage three?"
"…Well to be honest, it's not really a stage… I just want you to cook us all some Egg Tofu."
Beast Boy's eyes lit up with happiness. There before him, was a person who actually liked Egg Tofu!
"WAHOO!" he yelled, jumping about, "I'll get right on it!"
About half an hour later, everyone sat either on the couch or on the floor with a plateful of Egg Tofu sat staring at them. (Beast Boy decided it would be fun to put cucumbers on it so it looked like it had eyes.)
"…Umm…" said Raven, looking at the so called food, "I don't know what to say…"
"How about eew." Said Cyborg plainly.
As the blonde haired girl ate her Egg Tofu, Starfire laughed.
"What's so funny!" demanded Kitty.
"…Nothing." She replied, and took a small fraction of the Egg Tofu on a fork and ate it, all the time looking at Kitty and grinning. Sometimes she would even laugh to herself, making herself laugh by her own thoughts… and sometimes she would wonder whether tomorrow would ever come, because tomorrow was going to be a day she would never let Kitty forget.
Unicorn13564: Sorry it took me so long to update, but I thought people weren't interested in this story no more until I got another review. Again, I'm sorry!
