Sam G (by Froo froo)
          (to the tune of Mandy (Westlife's version - sorry Barry Manilow))

          I remember spider's bite
          Paralysed, as cold as ice
          Shadows of my death
          Alone in the cave
          Crying in the dark
          But along came you

          You sprang forth with my sword
          Fought against the spider lord
          Stabbed her in her eyes
          My sight's fading; I never realised
          How much you loved me
         

          Oh Sam G
          Well, you came and you saved me from Shelob
          But I died anyway
          O Sam G
          Well, it turned out that I was just sleeping
          And I'm captured by orcs,
          Sam, help me!
         

          I'm trapped in the highest tower
          Guarded by the foulest orcs
          I'm caught and I'm scared, wanting to die
          The tears are in my eyes
          And nothing is rhyming
         

          Oh Sam G
          You came and you stabbed you some orc guard
          But I lost my One Ring
          Oh Sam G
          You had it; you kept it safe for me
          And I need it back please
          Oh Sam G
         

          Hobbiton's a dream, I face the Mountain
          Crying, out of food, Sauron is calling
         

          Oh, Sam G
          Well, you came and you gave me some water,
          But I need a bit more
          Oh, Sam G
          You gave me your share of our Lembas
          And I might even make it
         

          Oh, Sam G
          The eye is searching and it's found me
          And the Ring is so heavy
          Oh, Sam G
          You can't bear the Ring but you can me
          And I need you

          Oh, Sam G won't you listen to what I gotta say
          Oh Sammy, don't you make my throw my Ring away
          Oh, Sam G won't you listen to what I gotta say
          Will you save me again
          Oh, Sam G

CB