How You Remind Me (by Boromir)
                (originally by Nickelback)

                Never made it up to Steward
                I couldn't cut it in the Fellowship of the Ring
                Tired of living as a weakling
                If I had the Ring then Gondor would win
               

                And this is how you remind me
                This is how you remind me that I am just a man
                This is how you remind me that I am just a man
               

                It's not like to me to say sorry
                I was waiting on a different story
                This time I'm mistaken
                I tried to take the Ring for Gondor
                And I've been wronged, been shot down
                By the arrows of an evil Uruk
                These five words in my head
                Scream "Bozza, are you dead yet?"
                Yeh, yeh, yeh, no-no
                Yeh, yeh, yeh, no-no
               

                It's not like you didn't know that
                I said the Ring would be better in Gondor
                And I must have been so gone
                'Cause of the Ring I damn near killed you
                And this is how you remind me that I am just a man
                This is how you remind me that I am just a man
               

                It's not like to me to say sorry
                I was waiting on a different story
                This time I'm mistaken
                I tried to take the Ring for Gondor
                And I've been wronged, been shot down
                By the arrows of an evil Uruk
                These five words in my head
                Scream "Bozza, are you dead yet?"
               

                Yeh, yeh, yeh, no-no
                Yeh, yeh, yeh, no-no
                Yeh, yeh, yeh, no-no
                Yeh, yeh, yeh, no-no
               

                Never made it up to Steward
                I couldn't cut it in the Fellowship of the Ring
                This is how you remind me
                This is how you remind me
               

                This is how you remind me that I am just a man
                This is how you remind me that I am just a man
               

                It's not like to me to say sorry
                I was waiting on a different story
                This time I'm mistaken
                I tried to take the Ring for Gondor
                And I've been wronged, been shot down
                By the arrows of an evil Uruk
                These five words in my head
                Scream "Bozza, are you dead yet?"
                Yeah, yeah, am I nearly dead yet?
                Yeah, yeah, am I nearly dead yet?
                Yeah, yeah, am I nearly dead yet?
                Yeah, yeah

CB