Why I'm Off To Mordor (by Frodo)
(originally What I Go To School For by Busted)
The mirror echoes in my mind
This long journey's really
mine
Can't take my friends cos they
might die
I've got to go and face The
Eye
I'll sail across the Anduin
Trying hard not to fall in
I'll cross the mountains; Emyn
Muil
I can make it; for them I will
That's why I'm off to Mordor
Even though it is a real chore
You can call me crazy
I know they can't save me
That's why I'm off to Mordor
Even though it is a real chore
Hobbits, would go with me
Hope they can forgive me
That's why I'm off to Mordor
That's why I'm off to Mordor
So I may be only small
With the One to Rule them all
But Strider's gone; I'm all
alone
Unless I make myself a clone
I grab a boat and start to go
Always thinking of my home
I hear a noise, it's on the beach
But my boat is out of reach
That's why I'm off to Mordor
Even though it is a real chore
You can call me crazy
I know they can't save me
That's why I'm off to Mordor
Even though it is a real chore
Hobbits, would go with me
Hope they can forgive me
That's why I'm off to Mordor
That's why I'm off to Mordor
Sitting there on the shore all day;
you're looking at me in a different way
I guess you know I'm off; I've
gotta go
I can see those tell tale
signs telling me that I'm on your mind
You need me, I need you more,
and you told me that
You're setting off to Mordor
We're setting off to Mordor
He's packed his bags, he's got some
rope
That Gamgee is a clever bloke
We don't have time to say
goodbye
Hope my friends, they do not
die
That's why we're off to Mordor
Even though it is a real chore
You can call us crazy
I know Sam can't save me
That's why we're off to Mordor
Even though it is a real chore
Knew he would go with me
Hope he will forgive me
And now we're off to Mordor
And now we're off to Mordor
CB
