Why I'm Off To Mordor (by Frodo)

            (originally What I Go To School For by Busted)

           
            The mirror echoes in my mind
            This long journey's really mine
            Can't take my friends cos they might die
            I've got to go and face The Eye
           

            I'll sail across the Anduin
            Trying hard not to fall in
            I'll cross the mountains; Emyn Muil
            I can make it; for them I will
           

            That's why I'm off to Mordor
            Even though it is a real chore
            You can call me crazy
            I know they can't save me
            That's why I'm off to Mordor
            Even though it is a real chore
            Hobbits, would go with me
            Hope they can forgive me
            That's why I'm off to Mordor
            That's why I'm off to Mordor
           

            So I may be only small
            With the One to Rule them all
            But Strider's gone; I'm all alone
            Unless I make myself a clone
           

            I grab a boat and start to go

            Always thinking of my home

            I hear a noise, it's on the beach

            But my boat is out of reach

            That's why I'm off to Mordor
            Even though it is a real chore
            You can call me crazy
            I know they can't save me
            That's why I'm off to Mordor
            Even though it is a real chore
            Hobbits, would go with me
            Hope they can forgive me
            That's why I'm off to Mordor
            That's why I'm off to Mordor
           

            Sitting there on the shore all day; you're looking at me in a different way
            I guess you know I'm off; I've gotta go
            I can see those tell tale signs telling me that I'm on your mind
            You need me, I need you more, and you told me that
            You're setting off to Mordor
            We're setting off to Mordor
           

            He's packed his bags, he's got some rope
            That Gamgee is a clever bloke
            We don't have time to say goodbye
            Hope my friends, they do not die
           

            That's why we're off to Mordor
            Even though it is a real chore
            You can call us crazy
            I know Sam can't save me
            That's why we're off to Mordor
            Even though it is a real chore
            Knew he would go with me
            Hope he will forgive me
            And now we're off to Mordor
            And now we're off to Mordor

CB